Dabo is a petty bitch

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I’m with some nasty hoes / eating pistachios!
     
  2. electronic

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    I agree that it’s weird. I don’t have some aversion to them or anything either, so I’m not going out of my way to avoid them.
     
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  3. jac3672

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    Is Ian a pretty solid recruit?
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

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  5. Beeds07

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    I just never bought or tried them. Big fan now.
     
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  6. DriveByBBQ

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    Someone told me it takes a gallon of water to produce a single pistachio. I have no idea if that is true, but it would explain the exorbitant price.
     
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  7. skiedfrillet

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    what's your address you're about to get 100lbs mailed to you
     
  8. skiedfrillet

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    i thought that was almonds
     
  9. Shiggityshwo

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    Now now Bernice you take your bread crumbs and be quiet
     
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  10. TC

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    Wikipedia says they’re in the cashew family and most commonly grown in Iran but did not clear up this water issue
     
  11. Beeds07

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    It is almonds
     
  12. Shiggityshwo

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    Feel like if I bought unshelled pistachios I'd have a terrible time regulating how many I eat in one sitting
     
  13. cutig

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    But they are so good and worth unregulated eating.

    The sweet chili or w/e pistachios are the best snack
     
  14. DriveByBBQ

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    That’s what it was, misremembered.

    “To grow one almond requires 1.1 gallons of water, and to grow a pound takes 1,900 gal/ lb[1].”

    “It takes 1,362 gallons of water to produceone pound of pistachios.”
     
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  15. TC

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    That’s nuts
     
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  16. billdozer

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  17. devine

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    Buddy
     
  18. devine

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    Sweet potato fries are such a good change of pace from regular fries. It’s needed on occasion
     
  19. Shiggityshwo

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    I only recently got in to sweet potatoes fwiw, didn't much care for them on the few occasions I'd tried them before, but started regularly eating them due to their health value and I've grown to be a big fan
     
  20. TrustyPatches

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    This is actual facts
     
  21. Joe_Pesci

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  22. Tangman

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    NC produces like 60% of the nation's sweet potatoes so you're also supporting our farmers fwiw
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    “I am glad i didn’t get an offer from Clemson”
     
  24. Redav

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    I love sweet potatoes
     
  25. Todd Bonzales

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    Used to hate them as a kid, but I’m to the point where I enjoy them plain with nothing on them. I’m not going to pretend that I’m some health nut, as I’m a disgusting pig, but they really are good on their own.

    However, I am firmly on the team that says regular fries are superior to sweet potato fries.
     
  26. Joe_Pesci

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    It's not really possible to beat a fried regular potato
     
  27. TC

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    Clemson got their color from sweet potatoes Pawwwwwlllllll
     
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  28. gus_chiggins

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    Love sweet potatoes with a little cinnamon and butter
     
  29. VaxRule

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    This is a lie. Sweet potato fries are always a disappointment.
     
  30. duc15

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    i’ve never had a good one
     
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  31. CoastalOrange

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    Okay AlternativeFactsRule, you are clearly in a bad space today, but sweet potato fries are our friend, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you?
     
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  32. $P1

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    Get the balsamic and goat cheese sweet potato fries from Chomp in Rochester. Report back with your apology
     
  33. Celemo

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  34. VaxRule

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    Why does everyone leap to defend sweet potato fries so aggressively?
     
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  35. devine

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    Kind of like your posts
     
  36. Celemo

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    Sweet Potato Fries are an abomination
     
  37. devine

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    I eat sweet potato fries with ranch or ketchup
     
  38. El Tiburon

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    There are few things that anger me more in life than when I meet my wife somewhere for lunch, she orders for me before I get there and she opts for sweet potato fries instead of regular fries as my side because she likes them better.
     
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  39. El Tiburon

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    I just reported this abomination to the mods. Govern yourself accordingly!
     
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  40. cutig

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    Sweet potatoes are the worst
     
  41. skiedfrillet

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    i love sweet potato fries

    i hate sweet potato fries that have that cinnamon/sugar coating
     
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  42. skiedfrillet

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    fried regular potato < double fried regular potato
     
  43. TrustyPatches

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    Sweet potatoes drenched in turkey gravy is love
     
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  44. HotMic

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    There’s only one way I like sweet potato fries. A local place tops them with brown sugar, marshmallow topping and candied pecans. Totally :dblnick:, but so good.
     
  45. Barves2125

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  46. AIOLICOCK

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    Add some craisins next time before you pour the gravy. The gravy rehydrates them and they taste insane.
     
  47. TC

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    I like the little sweet potato patties with a marshmallow on top at Thanksgiving :lick:
     
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  48. Owsley

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    Yup. Cook them on an already heated pizza stone or iron skillet for maximum crispy deliciousness. The chipotle seasoned ones are basically crack.
     
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  49. BuckeyeRiot

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    I also am partial to your mom’s sweet potato casserole.
     
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  50. Barves2125

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    Haven't had the chipotle ones but I fiend over these already so I'll have to try them too. I mean I'm not joking when I say these things are a highlight of my meals sometimes. Like to eat them with pulled pork BBQ sandwiches and they absolutely slap.
     
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