Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. PAHokie

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  2. Clown Baby

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    He’s responding to every criticism with “I said it’s horrific.” This is why Medill lost its accreditation
     
  3. Boo MFer!

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    :roll:
     
  4. devine

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    Sorry redskins fans you just got pwned by Danny Snyder
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    Rovell: “Teflon was invented in 1938, six years after the Washington Redskins played their first season. Fans are calling owner Dan Snyder “Teflon Dan” after withstanding sexual harassment allegations (horrific btw).”
     
  6. DuffandMuff

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    Not only is he a dork loser. He’s also a piece of human garbage.
     
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  7. devine

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  8. BudKilmer

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    That last tweet is a work of fn art :laugh:
     
  9. devine

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    How can he so badly miss the entire point
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Years from now, scientists will be studying the CTE in the players’ brains when they should really be examining Darren’s
     
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  12. EdmondDantes

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    Who's the psych dude on here, doesn't Lyrtch have experience in that field? Would love to hear his thoughts on Rovell.

    To me he clearly is autistic and definitely seems to have borderline personality traits.
     
  13. Why?Pokes

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    :roll:

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  14. spagett

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    Mizzou has poop swastikas
    Northwestern has Rovell

    And I'm not sure which is more embarrassing
     
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    When you add Truman's steak into the mix I would give the edge to Mizzou.
     
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  16. miles

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    He’s like an accidental and unironic Ken M.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    There is no Darren Rovell, only an idea of a Darren Rovell
     
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    I’m a forensic psychologist. With tons of caveats he seems more autism spectrum than personality disordered.
     
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  19. hood b. goode

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    The Point:

    Rovell going the other way:

    [​IMG]
     
  20. DuffandMuff

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    I don’t need a degree to know he’s a certified shit cunt.
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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  22. 941Gator

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    He does miss the premise/point often, but from time to time I think he does it intentionally and has himself a really weird evil laugh while sitting alone.
     
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  26. Boo MFer!

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    Ok thanks Darren great comparison
     
  28. teel

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    If we’re being honest, a pretty funny tweet by Darrell

     
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  29. Clown Baby

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    90% chance he stole that and will get defensive about visibility when called out for home theft
     
  30. 941Gator

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    UncleJesse will you reply that this was stated hours before and he stole it. Seen here:



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  33. 941Gator

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    It’s been Andy Dick’d
     
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    It was bound to happen someday.
     
  35. GoodForAnother

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  37. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, no shit, Darrell.

     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    Darrell and non-alcoholic beer is a match made in incredibly boring heaven.

     
  39. devine

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  40. Boo MFer!

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    Someone should dare him to follow his guys.
     
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    I feel like he’s going to take the violation of twitter etiquette way harder than any of the hundred times he has been called out for being a callous business robot over real life issues.
     
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  42. Cabs

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    i can't believe how many people are buying that
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Lol he’s also an investor.

     
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    heading to the liquor store
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  45. PAHokie

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    well duh, why the fuck else would they partner with him
     
  46. devine

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    I don’t understand the appeal of non alcoholic beer
     
  47. Boo MFer!

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    I actually think that company is somewhat smartly branded. They’re targeting athletes and fitness-minded people who want to enjoy the taste of beer without hangovers and the negative effects of alcohol. It’s not for me, but there’s a market there. At least there was before a company targeting athletes hitched their wagon to one of the least athletic people in the country
     
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  48. nexus

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    this is the perfect partnership. Rovell is the personification of non-alcoholic beer