Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. Why?Pokes

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    Truly bizarre that she chose to stay in the US when she had at least 10 million in the bank and an opportunity to live in France without the threat of extradition.
     
  2. Prospector

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  3. IV

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    Jesus, but doesn’t that mean she has nothing to lose
     
  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fuck. Showed up dressed as a FedEx driver.
     
  5. IV

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    that’s a straight up hit
     
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    Hillary has no chill
     
  8. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah that’s not some random home burglary gone wrong.
     
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  9. xec

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    I can’t imagine losing my 20 year old son like that...
     
  10. IV

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    It’s so clear there’s a conspiracy here, it’s fucked up
     
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  11. scarlet_tacos

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    She’s a district judge in nj. Why would she be assigned to Epstein case?
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    To the Deutsche Bank civil suit that was just filed. There’s zero reason to try to kill her before anything was done on the case. She’s sentenced a lot of organized crime participants and her husband is a high profile criminal defense lawyer.
     
  13. IHHH

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    .....nvm
     
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    Only thing more dangerous than politicians, the housewives:


    Her highest-profile case in recent years was the financial fraud case involving husband-and-wife "Real Housewives of New Jersey" reality TV stars Teresa and Joe Giudice, whom Salas sentenced to prison for crimes including bankruptcy fraud and tax evasion. Salas staggered their sentences so that one of them could be available to take care of their four children.
     
  16. 941Gator

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    you are cruising for a time-out tonight, if I don’t say so myself
     
  17. xec

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  18. Lyrtch

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    its weird you get drunk and think about me
     
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  19. IHHH

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    Cruising is probably mildly put

    i was kind of kidding though
     
  20. 941Gator

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  21. IHHH

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    You probably remind me of a cheap first date, but I can’t put my finger on it
     
  22. wes tegg

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    It wouldn’t make any sense. We’re also talking about a shareholder derivative suit, not a criminal matter.
     
  23. xec

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    Maybe there’s something else afoot that marked her or her husband?
     
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  24. 941Gator

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    She very well could have presided on an old criminal case and this is revenge or maybe the son or husband were in with some shady people.

    Very good chance it has nothing to do with Epstein or the fact that he didn’t kill himself
     
  25. xec

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    I’m inclined to agree. The kid, nah! Innocent bystander.
     
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    Oh here they come, only took a few minutes.. pperc wont be too far behind
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  28. wes tegg

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    I think it’s more than likely something less recent and totally unrelated. It actually happens more than you’d think. We had one in Birmingham get assassinated by mail bomb over a sentence he gave out years before.

    I’d bet this is either totally unrelated to the Deutsche Bank case or a QAnon psycho.
     
  29. Barves2125

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    I don't think Judge Vance was actually even involved with the case if I remember correctly. But the bomb making murderer was an idiot and didn't know that.
     
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    Anthony Soprano Jr.
     
  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Seems more like a Junior move
     
  32. Why?Pokes

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  33. El Tiburon

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    I’m going to go with Jared Kushner, in the conservatory, with a machine gun that doubles as an anal vibrator.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Consider me intrigued
     
  36. Barves2125

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    Tiffin is probably struggling with which specific link to send you right now to scratch that itch.
     
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    I’m still getting emails from EBay offering to sell me that Bug’s Life Fleshlight that was linked on the board.
     
  38. electronic

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  40. wes tegg

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  41. wes tegg

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    I've got to tell you, it's exhausting being right all the time.
     
  42. El Tiburon

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    An incel attorney? Talk about redundant.
     
  43. Tug

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    Isn’t everything on EBay used?
     
  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  45. El Tiburon

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    Please respect my decision. No interviews.
     
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  46. Doc Louis

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    Yeah, really says a lot about how unbearable French people are


    So the guy killed himself/was killed to prevent being caught and investigated?
     
  47. bro

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    money well spent!
     
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    i suspect jacob wohl has a lot of "former friends"
     
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    Jacob Wohl is a pedophile