Where do the chains go? Do they just end? Do they slip under the skin and attach to the ribs? Do they use the kidneys as a counterweight?
I lol’d and made up a reason for lol’ing to the wife. In all seriousness, as men I think we all trade something off because we’re pretty much disgusting specimens. That said I could pretty quickly list at least a thousand chicks I’d nail even if they had buck in a headlock.