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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Jul 21, 2020.

  1. IHHH

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    This is pretty awesome to me

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  2. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Craftsman Superiority Guy heard from
     
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  3. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Pokes rise to the top of just lunatic serial killer-esque posting has been impressive.
     
  4. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Nice humble brag about having a dad
     
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  5. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    He's dead
     
  6. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  7. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  8. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Jesus Christ Clown Baby a man is dead

    have some decorum
     
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  9. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    And I’m trying to remedy the situation by purchasing that LEGO house for me and Homo Erectus to share as unlikely roommates
     
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  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  11. LSUTigers1986

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    Showed my wife the floating chair pic and 20 minutes later we’re done with the rabbit hole. The 13 minute virtual walkthrough is phenomenal. Microwaves and mini fridges in a bathroom or two, worst staging ever, fireplace on carpet. Grab a drink and your significant other and you’ll understand why this place couldn’t even sell at $65/sq ft.

     
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  12. GoodForAnother

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    this week, on Homo and the Clown
     
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  13. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    the random gothic arched windows are a nice touch
     
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  14. IHHH

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  15. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    This is much better than my original title which was a portmanteau
     
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  16. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    And through CB's caring were going to turn that lego house into a lego home.
     
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  17. Futureman

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    This house is 1/2 mile from my parents house and in the same neighborhood
     
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  18. IHHH

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  19. Corky Bucek

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    Go visit it for us next time you are your parents.
     
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  20. Gert B Frobe

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    I'd be proud as hell to live in this home even in sphincterville Alabama. Right up my alley.
     
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  21. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    mods should change his name imo
     
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  22. Duck70

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    Love it.

    Only thing I hate is that the column in the basement isn't painted. It's obvious that the 'public' areas on the main floor are the only rooms with stained oak moulding.
     
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  23. IHHH

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    out of context

    bama fans are pretty stupid
     
  24. Emma

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  25. IV

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    Man Hogwarts A&M is a skit I need to see
     
  26. wes tegg

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    I feel like all of these houses are on Royal Crest Ct.
     
  27. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    In a development called "The Estates at Douche Lake/Hill/Pointe"
     
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  28. UncleJesse

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    Zinger.
     
  29. UncleJesse

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  30. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    I’m very important uhhhhh...I have many floating chairs and......my McMansion smells of...rich mahogany
     
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  31. UncleJesse

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  32. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  33. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    How many rich (rather, overleveraged) southern white boys are in shitty bands?
     
  35. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Every time I see this thread bump I’m just praying that my Mansion didn’t get posted lol
     
  36. UncleJesse

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  37. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  38. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    That glass contractor had an absolute field day on that one.
     
  40. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    I love how floating chairs are only mentioned in passing as “plenty of seating in this kitchen”
     
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  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    I think the intentionally crooked chimney pieces are my favorite
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  43. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Probably not many in Portland, Oregon, where that house is.
     
  44. bigred77

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    I need to dig up my pictures of Art Briles' lake house
     
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  45. Doc Louis

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  46. Doc Louis

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    Board games includes Pandemic.... At least that household was prepared
     
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  47. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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  48. bigred77

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    It looks like a fortress
    Very fitting

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  49. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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