Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Tommy Callahan

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  2. Bert Handsome

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    I'd think I'd stay out in the Hamptons instead of playing 3m and the Swampass Invitational
     
  3. 1

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    Tommy Fleetwoods life >>>>>> my life
     
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  4. Cornelius Suttree

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    eh he has a family so hard pass
     
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  5. DuffandMuff

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    But he's a multi millionaire, so he doesn't have to pay attention to them.
     
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  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    A great flow makes up for the family
     
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  7. FadeMe

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    A friend of mine is the pro at another local club, and they have a demo of the TM Sim Max he’s going to let me borrow and play a couple rounds with to see how I like it. We have our Member-Guest this weekend. So I’m going to test out the demo during the practice round Friday and see what I think about it on the course.
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

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  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Really a bad look. The TOUR man...
     
  10. fattmante

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    Hunter Mahan is -2 early on.

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  11. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Not to mention Kyle Fucking Stanley on 59 watch.
     
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  12. HatterasJack

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    Kyle Stanley is -6 through 10. Mahan now +1 after a quad.
     
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  13. fattmante

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    Fun while it lasted. We’ll see you again in a few years at some rando tourney, Hunter.
     
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  14. Bert Handsome

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    I really got screwed with Covid in our fantasy golf with Covid otherwise I might be running away with it. Westwood was playing great and was going to be in all the WGCs and majors but now probably won't play in anything. He's not in the states and would have to quarantine so it looks like he's missing the PGA.
     
  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Dj is horrible again this week. Made a quad a couple holes ago.
     
  16. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Hunter Mahan is always a blast from the past. Really anytime I hear anyone’s name from that Ryder cup team I get all nostalgic. I wonder what Anthony Kim is upto these days.
     
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  17. poor paul

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    not just any quad

    quad on a par 5, from the fairway.
     
  18. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I know these feels.
     
  19. CTownND

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    Pretty nuts Finau only has one win and it was 2016. Would be a good week for him to get one here.
     
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  20. Bert Handsome

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    The event he won is cursed, iirc no one has gone on to win again after winning that event
     
  21. poor paul

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    it's an event that is held alternate to a WGC so that dilutes the fields big time. winners usually aren't big names.

    that said, I'd almost guarantee Hovland will have no part of that curse.
     
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  22. Whammy Business

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    I can do that. Just gotta blade your chip across the green a few times.
     
  23. Jigga

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    Ty Webb remember the last time you played here?
     
  24. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    Yep. Hardest I’ve ever laughed at someone on a golf course.
     
  25. Jigga

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    1st one made it
     
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  26. BleedinGreen

    BleedinGreen Detroit, Michigan State, and Celery
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    Shot an 80 today and hit the ball as well as I've ever hit it before. Lessons are good and I recommend them.
     
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  27. BleedinGreen

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    Random question that someone on here might know...

    Any recommendations for a decent course around Toledo? Was gonna try to meet some Cleveland friends down there for a round in a few weeks and don't really know any courses in the area....TIA.
     
  28. RalfBully

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    Just get on Inverness
     
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  29. Jigga

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    Pissed I missed out on the codechaos Tokyo golf shoes
     
  30. Bert Handsome

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  31. CTownND

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    Little Koepka flying up the leaderboard (T13 with one hole left after a long birdie putt) and his older brother lost four strokes on the green yesterday and just missed a 4 foot par putt.
     
  32. Corky Bucek

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    Finau with a nice eagle on par 5 6th.
     
  33. NP13

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    Finau's caddy gonna need a gallon of aloe
     
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  34. fattmante

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    Whose squeeze is that?
     
  36. Henry Blake

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    Another pic
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  37. Boom TittyMilk

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  38. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    EAL

    :notobamanotbad:
     
  39. Big Meech

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    I think I mentioned this before but I damn near ran face first into her at Players. No exaggeration, she’s one of those chicks you see that damn near takes your breath away with how pretty she is. That may have also been the blood running to my groin. Regardless, shockingly gorgeous.
     
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  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    I think Matthias Schwab is my new favorite golfer
     
  41. Bert Handsome

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  42. Bert Handsome

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    Lol WTF

     
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  43. CTownND

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    Par 4 16 only playing 283 yards today? Whoa
     
  44. Degausser

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    Taking home everything but the irons. Those have to be shipped. They're Sim Max as well though.

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  45. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    You spend like $5k?
     
  46. Degausser

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    All clubs plus fitting was a little over 3k
     
  47. Room 15

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    As they say, you can’t take it with ya
     
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  48. Boom TittyMilk

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    Seems appropriate for your expenses
     
  49. The Fuck Lion

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    Absolute dog shit 51 this morning after a 41 last night. Started the round with a 9, ended with a birdie.