Texas Rangers - Much Adolis about Nothing

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  1. BayouMafia

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    This is historic ineptitude
     
  2. Pokes

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    These powder blues :lovelove:
     
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  3. fucktx

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    who the fuck is refsnyder
     
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  4. fucktx

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    oh cool kluber is hurt

    fuck this stupid team
     
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  5. SC

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    Well the Kluber excitement was short lived. Damn.
     
  6. fucktx

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    shoulder tightness for kluber

    :awshucks:
     
  8. texasraider

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    at least we didn’t trade Kyle Hendricks for him
    :shrug:
     
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  11. texasraider

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    Pretty sure I’m to blame for Kluber getting hurt by betting under 8.5 runs
     
  12. Pokes

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    These guys look completely fucking lost at the plate. Horrible AB after horrible AB
     
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  13. fucktx

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    the rockies bat for like an hour and the rangers are done batting before i get back from taking a piss
     
  14. texasraider

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    We may suck but at least our farm system is shitty
     
  15. fucktx

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    updated the thread title
     
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  16. El_Pato

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  17. texasraider

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    The Mendoza
     
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  18. fucktx

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    the “i suck at baseball” fade
     
  19. fucktx

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    lmao this is sad

     
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  20. fucktx

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    lol just cancel the season already
     
  21. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  22. fucktx

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    lol man they fucking suck
     
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  23. Pokes

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    Bring up the fucking corona backup squad and send down everybody not named Gallo, Lynn or minor
     
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  24. Pokes

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    These guys don’t even look competitive at the plate. They look lost. Fuck this is frustrating
     
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  25. Pokes

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    And who decided it was a good idea to put fucking hot wheels behind the plate
     
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  26. fucktx

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    i fucking hate this team
     
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  27. steamengine

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    I wasn’t planning to tune in but it sounds like y’all are having fun
     
  28. texasraider

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    We’re going to get no hit at least 30 times this year
     
  29. Pokes

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    Joey ruined their perfect game tribute to Kenny Rogers with his walk earlier
     
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  30. fucktx

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    this pitcher sucks too
     
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  31. Pokes

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    Don’t give him a fucking hit on that
     
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  33. texasraider

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    We saw 5 pitches that inning
     
  34. fucktx

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    i’m rooting for the no hitter
     
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  35. texasraider

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    Fuck
     
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  36. fucktx

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    god damn odor ruins everything
     
  37. fucktx

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    man i fucking love lance lynn’s fat ass
     
  38. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    hey they won today
     
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  39. texasraider

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    One more and that’s called a winning streak!
     
  40. fucktx

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    the depressing part is unless they actually do something next offseason, gallo won’t re-sign when his contract is up

    he’s the entire offense
     
  41. texasraider

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    He’ll be traded before then
     
  42. fucktx

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    i wish they would start the rebuild this year tbh

    this team fucking sucks

    trade gallo, minor, and lynn

    pick up kluber’s option and trade him next year

    let odor, elvis, and choo play out their contracts on historically bad teams
     
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  43. texasraider

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    I’m under the assumption that this is the plan
     
  44. texasraider

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    trade everyone before they get hurt
     
  45. fucktx

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    leclerc kinda sucks anyways
     
  46. fucktx

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    JD should be fired tbh
     
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  47. Pokes

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    Fuck this fucking team.
     
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  48. fucktx

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    dump would be the second best hitter on the team