Old people Facebook

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  1. Shawn Hunter

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    You want my dad’s cell phone number? And followed it with that emoji? The fuck is wrong with you?
     
  2. Constant

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    I'm smarter than that. I will try changing one digit systematically until I find Betty.

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  3. herb.burdette

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    Yes, Facebook is a cesspool of rioting themed memes right now, but let’s not forget the public service mission the social media platform provides.

    Please watch for small children hiding in the wheel wells of your cars.

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  4. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Hey where you goin’ with those clubs punk
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    I AN THINK THAT TO ROD. VERY ASTUT
     
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  5. TC

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    LIKE AND SHARE
     
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  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I think this one should be shared as much as possible.
     
  7. Boo MFer!

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    NOT FUNNY, IT WAS HILARIOUS.


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  8. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  9. Bruce Bowen

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    F the tiktok hatterz
     
  10. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Pasta. :roll:
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Happened today in my neighborhood Facebook group.

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  12. racer

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    We had a mountain lion a while back and my neighborhood group blew up with memes and even more replies saying it’s not a pet, stay away. My area is either boomers who have been here 50 years or youngsters buying their first homes from the old people who are dying or getting out. Not much in between. It leads to some great Facebook interaction because the old people don’t understand memes or sarcastic posting.
     
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  14. racer

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  15. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  16. herb.burdette

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  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Community fb page killin me
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  18. zeberdee

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    what does yick mean?
     
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  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Something people do at city hall when they're whizzed
     
  20. zeberdee

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    teach me that Great Plains slang.
     
  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Is that like cheesed?
     
  22. wes tegg

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  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  24. herb.burdette

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    Easily a 100 like post

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  25. Shawn Hunter

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    How many years were you expecting it to take to get to 100 likes?
     
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  26. herb.burdette

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  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    I know this is technically commentary on old people on Facebook but this felt like the most accurate place to put this because it made me laugh.

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  28. herb.burdette

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  29. Doc Louis

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    "Oh no you don't. Shut up and get my calculator and get over here, this hurts me more than it hurts you"
     
  30. racer

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    That’s a tv remote.
     
  31. Shawn Hunter

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    :pffft:
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    People who never used a calculator. Obviously.
     
  33. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    or been beaten with one.
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    That would be a living 7734
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    there was this 1 girl, she was 16, and she 69’d a guy three times and now she’s 35007.

    that was the hit of 6th grade math class
     
  36. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    This is fantastic posting.
     
  37. wes tegg

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    This is a boomerang-type video of a very clearly erect dog humping the air with a hoola hoop, making it look like he's spinning it.

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  38. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Just looked up A-MOM to see how she's doing and found this.

    What a devastating loss for old people facebook to lose Jack Lyner and Pat Rose in back to back years. 2020 was truly the worst.

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    She did not post on facebook for the last 5+ years of her life after posting what seemed like dozens of times every day for years, but she was still bringing the heat towards the very end.



    She died 2 weeks after the election, I like to think she died in her sleep thinking the election was stolen.
     
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  39. GGCD

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    UPDATE:

    After doing some research, I have discovered that she did not stop posting for the last 5 years of her life, she merely moved her nonsensical and illegible rants over to twitter. Just hundreds and thousands of posts with zero interaction whatsoever. Just screaming into the void.

    If you want to give it a read and reminisce about her obsession with chemtrails, there's some good stuff in there. Feel free to give it a look:


     
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  40. Pelican

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    Wait did Jack really die? I’ve completely lost track of this thread. Probably haven't opened it in 2+ years. :ohdear:
     
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  41. Pelican

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    Omg he really did die. I can’t believe no one tagged me. This fucking sucks. RIP hero.

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  42. racer

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    God damn, I completely forgot that Australia burned down before covid. What a year.
     
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  43. DuffandMuff

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    Wait is her married name Patricia Rose Rose? And her maiden name is Tomalonis?
     
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  44. GGCD

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    Been thinking about this for a while now. I think her name was Patricia Rose Tomalonis, and she married a guy named Jim Rose, making her Patricia Rose Tomalonis Rose, or Patricia Rose Rose.
     
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  45. Gin Buckets

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  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Slaps. Old.
     
  47. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Side bar about the Facebook cringe thread:

    Even though it's been years, I miss your boy Brandon, maybe was it.
     
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