MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

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  1. Shiggityshwo

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    another big game where Vela doesn't show up shaking my damn head
     
  2. MODEVIL

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    GET LOST!!! Lol
     
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    Dirt getting into it with Taylor. Hate to see it.

     
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    Pshh, Twellman knows better than to mess with me, trash-ass St Louisians, they’re all the same.
     
  6. DirtBall

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    What a fucking freak



    Here’s how a real coach handles adversity

     
  7. DirtBall

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    #IDontKnowWhatImDoing


     
  8. Corky Bucek

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    I’m seeing a theme...
     
  9. MODEVIL

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    What’s the plan for MLS after this farcical tournament ends? Doesn’t seem like non bubble sports will work
     
  10. snowfx2

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    18 more matches to finish the regular season in teams’ stadiums.

    But I hope they pivot to maybe some regional bubbles to finish that out. Orlando, Salt Lake, etc.
     
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  11. DirtBall

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    Not happening. Columbus Crew are the shield winners and Orlando gets MLS Cup.
     
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  12. Shiggityshwo

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    ready for the quake show :popcorn:
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    Nothing just BAD and SICK guys down there. Makes me wanna puke.

     
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  14. Shiggityshwo

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    well it was a good run
     
  15. DirtBall

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    A Sporting-like defensive effort
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Just awful goalkeeping
     
  17. mc415

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    Vega just has no business being a starting goalkeeper
     
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    Did we just watch Wondo’s last game?
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Damn, Sands stomps of Ebobisse’s hand. Bleeding like crazy
     
  20. Shiggityshwo

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    man what a perfectly placed strike
     
  21. DirtBall

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    Lol. Chicken scores. We are in the upside down.
     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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  23. DirtBall

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    2nd goal in 55 matches

     
  24. DirtBall

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    Philly gets 6 days rest, Portland 4. Great scheduling.
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Philly Portland Orlando Loons. Just as we all said it would be. Lol. Orlando is going to win the whole damn thing
     
  26. DirtBall

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    They went over this when he was on BSI: the Podcast

     
  27. DirtBall

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    Honestly, between Heath and this fan base they’re the cringiest fucks around. No wonder Ike told them to fuck off for this “tourney”

     
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    Fox is full of cucks “the build up!!!” The goal came off a deflection from a defender. Fucking idiots.

     
  30. DirtBall

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    lol, chicken boy is just eating this up

     
  31. Shiggityshwo

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    was pretty wild discovering during the US Open Cup finals last year how strongly the fan base dislikes Atlanta for stealing their supposed shine coming into the league with them
     
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    had no clue Minny fans were so terrible and had such a complex about them.......what a strange take
     
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    It’s because of Heath and his fricking us against the world complex. Seriously, no one hates Minnesota. Quit with this shit.

     
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    Heath 100% went to the Trump university class on “How to deal with the Media.”
     
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  36. OZ2

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    Minnesota has great uniforms, logo, & they kind of just exist and if they won cup everybody, to degrees, would be disappointed about their club but I don’t know anybody that would say, ‘fuck Minnesota.’

    I’m still pissed the Sounders won a cup without a fucking shot on goal. But Minnesota?!?

    They are going to come out and kick Timbers players in the nuts before I would decide to ‘hate’ them.
     
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  37. Rootgers

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    Watching him on LAFC and seeing this on tweeter



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  38. prerecordedlive

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    I'm watching Heath manufacture his club into a Liberty U type of "just shut the fuck up and no one would dislike you" situation knowing full well he's going to revenge fuck Orlando City out of the tournament.
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Fuck. Tenorio and Stejskal said on their podcast TV ratings only up 7% from last year. Part of it was the morning matches were dreadful but still disappointing. Only game in town and it still didn’t get watched.
     
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  40. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah I gave up any hope of a bump in popularity after the first few games were utter trash and likely confirmed a lot of preconceived notions about the sport, or at least the league
     
  41. DirtBall

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    The Atl-NJ rain delay on big Fox was awful
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    plus the game
     
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    No clue why big Fox decided to highlight two of the leagues worst 2 teams
     
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    When you have the opportunity to showcase a low budget team who just jettisoned fan favorites and most of their best players, has 2 empty DP slots, whose two best remaining players don't want to be there, and who are coached by a high school level coach.......you gotta put it in prime time.
     
  45. snowfx2

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  46. Rootgers

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    Watching people miss dumb run-up pk's is like that feeling when scissors slide through gift wrap.
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Gaddis better untuck that damn shirt at half
     
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    The Titanic music when I opened this thread caught me a bit off guard
     
  49. DirtBall

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    My lord the MEGS
     
  50. DirtBall

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    Wait, he doesn’t put Ilsinho on the jersey anymore?