HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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  2. Baby Boy

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    Boom. Let's go!
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    Snakes was ultra critical of the Hamels signing but he hasn’t said a fucking peep about D’Arnaud
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Oh yeah. Forgot we traded Andy got him :tebow:
     
  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    The Chip Landmark commercial makes me want to quit watching the Braves
     
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  6. Owsley

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    Great job newk
     
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  7. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Giving up dongs to Roman Quinn?????
     
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    Just terrible
     
  9. Clown Baby

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    I wonder what Michael Taylor of the Nats career average against Newk is. Probably something like .675
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    Who would’ve guessed that fucking Gosselin would figure it out
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Let’s bring back Rio Ruiz and Tyler Pastornicky and just see if they’ve figured it out by now
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    The thing I love about Newk and Folty is that every inning is a fucking production with them. It’s like watching Tommy Hanson throw 49 pitches a frame
     
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    I think Sean’s feet are too big for his body
     
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  15. bcuga

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    What in the goddamn fuck
     
  17. One Man Wolfpack

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    This cannot be repeated enough.

    Give the kids a chance to sink or swim.
     
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    lololololol
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    This Erlin guy sucks
     
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    Changing to Giannis
     
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  21. Baby Boy

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    Bahahahaha. Welp.
     
  22. jrmy

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    I’m ready to DFA Newk and call the Erlin Experiment a failure
     
  23. One Man Wolfpack

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    Will we watch a guy get released before he finishes his first outing?
     
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    Although both of those homers are fly balls in Atlanta
     
  25. bstaple12

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  26. Clown Baby

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    What are Irv Santana and RA Dickey up to?
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    They can’t be worse, i can tell you that
     
  28. Boom TittyMilk

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    Read this post, got excited, googled the score

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  29. Virgil Caine

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    Man, I completely forgot RA Dickey ever pitched for the Braves.
     
  30. Clown Baby

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    31 starts, low 4s ERA and a reasonable salary. Call him up!
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    If we could ever get to the bullpen with a lead (no Luke), we’d be golden
     
  32. Owsley

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    This guy blows
     
  34. Snakes

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    clown i believe i am missing your joke. D'Arnaud has been awesome. Hamels may or may not be alive.
     
  35. Tobias

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  36. SC

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    This segment on Paul getting owned in the face by Eddie Perez is great. More of Paul getting the shit beaten out of him please.
     
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    If we DFA him he will win a cy young with the angels
     
  39. Boom TittyMilk

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    Sounds like he got snatched up in a white panel van
     
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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    So now we have 2 spots in the rotation to fill. We did a pen game for Soroka's, Touki has Folty's spot and now we'll need someone for Newks spot.

    Fuck
     
  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    Time for a prospect to step up or for the front office to make a move. unfortunately i don’t see us moving any worthwhile prospects during this season
     
  42. Clemsonman10

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    It’s amazing all of the draft capital we have spent on arms over the past 5 years with nothing to show for it. They all suck.
     
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  43. Louis Holth

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    I see stuhly has a burner account
     
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  44. CUAngler

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Seems like everyone coming to the realization that I was right....mostly.

    We've spent a fuck load of picks on pitchers in the last 20 drafts, it's been our main focus and "The Braves Way". Jiar Jurgens and Julio Terahan are the only two that have had any kind of sustained success. 20 years and all others have been fucking terrible. We've had countless top 100 pitching prospects just go to complete shit.

    Max and Soroka seem to be different.

    We didn't draft Touki, but had him for nearly all his development.
    Bryse is somehow still a top 50 prospect and can't throw 3 pitches
    Kyle Wright seems promising in a few starts.

    Maybe the tied will turn with Max/Soroka/+. But it's been a pile of shit outside a blip or two for 20 years
     
  46. Gin Buckets

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    IF ONLY BEACHY AND MEDLEN hadn't gotten hurt.

    Also, Minor was not horrible while on the Braves -- granted he's gotten better after, but he was still a solid starter for us. Alex Wood was a solid starter as well.
     
  47. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty pumped we traded Alex Wood for a woman beater
     
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  48. CUtigers86

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    what it comes down to is it's really unfortunate Newcomb and Folty are such headcases. They have the talent, but it isn't showing.

    We would be able to absorb the Hamels and Sorokoa injuries much easier if they were just decent.
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    Oh dear Lord, Bryse is getting called up
     
  50. Room 15

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    Or could go 4+ innings