Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    Early voting with the coffee stirrer they give you to make selections on the voting machine
     
    #339001 GrizzliesDrew, Aug 15, 2020
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  2. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    Bring your own pen
     
    #339002 jorge, Aug 15, 2020
  3. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    oops wrong thread
     
    #339003 joe-, Aug 15, 2020
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  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    His brother was on his death bed, so he played golf with Jay Feely.
     
    #339004 chuckmasterflex, Aug 15, 2020
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Nailed it
     
    #339005 Where Eagles Dare, Aug 15, 2020
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  6. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Is he wiping his spray-tanned face with his polo?
     
    #339006 Randy Dangus, Aug 15, 2020
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  7. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    He looks absolutely horrible in that picture
     
    #339007 cutig, Aug 15, 2020
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Really straining his neck there
     
    #339008 bro, Aug 15, 2020
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  9. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    What a fucking slob
     
    #339009 BudKilmer, Aug 15, 2020
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  10. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    He killed his brother to try and salvage a sympathy bump. I’ll believe nothing else.
     
    #339010 racer, Aug 15, 2020
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  11. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    And look at the orange on his collar. Gross
     
    #339011 cutig, Aug 15, 2020
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  12. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    I’m just going to assume Jay Feely is a pos like the rest of the people who golf with him, and call it an honor.
     
    #339012 HoosDaMan, Aug 15, 2020
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  13. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    His hands really are so small
     
    #339013 IV, Aug 15, 2020
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  14. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    8B02EC84-6BBC-4D4E-B374-6F0C2E9FE35D.jpeg
     
    #339014 IV, Aug 15, 2020
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  15. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    when did the comically large font on the hats start?
     
    #339015 kezarmyaj, Aug 15, 2020
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  16. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #339016 Daniel Ocean, Aug 15, 2020
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]

    We went from the coolest to a fat grotesque pig man.
     
    #339017 Daniel Ocean, Aug 15, 2020
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  18. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    My dad got shook when I told him Obama enjoyed shooting skeet and was good at it
     
    #339018 IV, Aug 15, 2020
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  19. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Was there not enough hydroxychloroquine?
    LMAO burn in hell buddy
     
    #339019 DrTomOsbourne, Aug 15, 2020
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  20. fsutony

    fsutony Well-Known Member
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    So now god has a sense of humor. Or just bad aim. Maybe next time.
     
    #339020 fsutony, Aug 15, 2020
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
    #339021 Daniel Ocean, Aug 15, 2020
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  22. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    #339022 BudKilmer, Aug 15, 2020
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  23. Eraser

    Eraser Well-Known Member
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    They aren't saying what he died of. I wonder what it could have been.
     
    #339023 Eraser, Aug 15, 2020
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  24. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    you had one fucking job, Grim Reaper
     
    #339024 dump, Aug 15, 2020
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  25. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    died of a broken heart because of the way the nasty fake news media has been treating his brother
     
    #339025 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Aug 15, 2020
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  26. BudKilmer

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    Guys, this week Big Boy Ben admitted he thinks a wet pussy is a medical condition. I still can’t get over that
     
    #339026 BudKilmer, Aug 15, 2020
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  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Are we sure that’s not Gary Busey?
     
    #339027 herb.burdette, Aug 15, 2020
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Looks like Robert
     
    #339028 Where Eagles Dare, Aug 15, 2020
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  29. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Whatever hater. At least it isn't a tan suit
     
    #339029 Prospector, Aug 15, 2020
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  30. ~ taylor ~

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    30 Rock?
     
    #339030 ~ taylor ~, Aug 15, 2020
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what’s a yan suit?
     
    #339031 Daniel Ocean, Aug 15, 2020
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  32. Napoleon Bonerfart

    Napoleon Bonerfart Well-Known Member
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    I heard it was a tragic case of stage 4 windmill cancer :(
     
    #339032 Napoleon Bonerfart, Aug 15, 2020
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  33. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Succumbed to injuries from the Bowling Green massacre.
     
    #339033 Xander Crews, Aug 15, 2020
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  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    FUCK my bad
     
    #339034 Prospector, Aug 16, 2020
  35. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Your brother is dying but you're fucking golfing.

    And these fucktard Republicans we live with making 35k a year at the welding shop think he cares about them. It's amazing.
     
    #339035 DrTomOsbourne, Aug 16, 2020
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  36. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Please tell me it was Covid
     
    #339036 slogan119, Aug 16, 2020
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  37. BellottiBold

    BellottiBold o-0
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    Embarrassment
    Complications from a shame rupture
     
    #339037 BellottiBold, Aug 16, 2020
  38. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    has qanon realized that donald killed his brother because his brother was involved with pedophilia and child trafficking?

    chess not checkers
     
    #339038 Handcuffed, Aug 16, 2020
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  39. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    If they don't announce it you can bet it was.
     
    #339039 DrTomOsbourne, Aug 16, 2020
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  40. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/15/politics/robert-trump-dead/index.html
     
    #339040 JGator1, Aug 16, 2020
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  41. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Fully Husked
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    Our request to the grim reaper must have gotten misplaced in the mail and he got the wrong trump. Donny is always one step ahead of us.
     
    #339041 DrTomOsbourne, Aug 16, 2020
  42. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Find someone that loves you the way this guy loves the taste of boots.

     
    #339042 prerecordedlive, Aug 16, 2020
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Not a credit to Michigan at all.
     
    #339043 Blu Tang Clan, Aug 16, 2020
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  44. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    Dudes an idiot just like his idiot wife.

    Most cities have fines go to their general funds. He prob thinks cops get paid from the speeding tickets they write too
     
    #339044 Xander Crews, Aug 16, 2020
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  45. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Breaking the law to own the libs.
     
    #339045 BrentTray, Aug 16, 2020
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  46. The Banks

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    He has to be close to death, right? Right???
     
    #339046 The Banks, Aug 16, 2020
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  47. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    Breaking the law to support the police to own the libs
     
    #339047 Sir Phobos, Aug 16, 2020
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  48. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
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    Meh. Fuck the fantastical of the DC/Marvel shit. Get that The Battle of Algiers game flowing
     
    #339048 soulfly, Aug 16, 2020
  49. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    SIAP

    BF93CC88-7B8C-4278-AEF7-55BC0AD591CB.jpeg
     
    #339049 DUCKMOUTH, Aug 16, 2020
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  50. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    #339050 Redav, Aug 16, 2020
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