Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

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    I mean at least make it a challenge Rude Dog. The point of a good joke is to lead us into the punchline.
     
  2. Struggler

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    To be fair, 20 of those seconds were walking to the podium.
     
  3. steamengine

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  4. BellottiBold

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    More evidence that the system is not "functioning" nor "failing" but has, in fact, FAILED.
     
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  5. IV

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    You know what is amazing, not a single GOP member has had the balls or ability to expose all this corruption and make a power play for control of the party.

    The whole crew is sycophantic to the core.
     
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  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hopefully he dies of a heart attack soon
     
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  7. PeterGriffin

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    Stupid, of course, but some interesting history in relation to this:

    President John Quincy Adams, like Sinema, swore his oath of office on a book of a law instead of a religious text in 1825. When President William McKinley was assassinated in 1901, Vice President Theodore Roosevelt took his oath of office without any oath-object whatsoever, as no Bible could be quickly found. In 2013, Tulsi Gabbard became the first Hindu member of Congress and swore her oath on a copy of the Bhagavad Gita.

    Other public officials have opted for a non-religious, non-traditional object: In 2014, Suzi Levine, the then-incoming ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein, swore her oath of duty on a Kindle. In 2018, Mariah Parker swore in on a copy of The Autobiography of Malcolm X when she took her oath as Athens-Clarke County commissioner in Georgia.
     
  8. Beeds07

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    Sycophants unable to lead on one side, feckless cowards on the other.

    We need a coup or a plague. I'm good either way.
     
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  9. Bruce Wayne

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    And let's not forget this gem

     
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  10. TylerDurden

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  11. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    i would swear my oath on a copy of yertle the turtle
     
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  12. Fran Tarkenton

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    makes sense out of why Barr's DOJ still has Richard Burr on the hook but let all the other senators off the insider trading crimes
     
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  13. VaxRule

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    A novelization of the movie Porky’s
     
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  14. TylerDurden

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    Barr is a straight up fn Mobster
     
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  15. wes tegg

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    That was the GOP response to the 2009 state of the union.
     
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  16. DUCKMOUTH

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    The night his career died. Republicans thought he was their next president. Then they let him speak after the Obama state of the union.

     
  17. DUCKMOUTH

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    its like he’s reading a book during a reading rainbow episode.
     
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  18. joe-

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    man I forgot how much of a fucking dork he is
     
  19. joe-

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    why isn’t this a big deal
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Because nothing is a big deal when Republicans break the law
     
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  21. joe-

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    I mean not even my militant left twitter follows are tweeting about it
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trump is a herd of zebras. You see one, that's fine you can attack it. But when 800 of them start darting all over the fucking place you can't focus on one zebra and then they all get away.

    Basically zebras are scandals in this analogy. There are probably 500 things (literally) that would have been the biggest scandal of any of the prior 44 presidents. Trump just is so lawless and commits so many of these acts it is impossible to focus in on and develop the story. 95% of things are half baked and he does something else that is abhorrent and the cycle starts over.
     
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  23. joe-

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    as someone who often hunts zebras I can relate to this and now understand everything
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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    I only get to hunt zebra once or twice a month, so I'm quite jealous of your hunting frequency.
     
  25. pez

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    because it was 2019
     
  26. joe-

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    it was a 2019 report of stuff that happened prior to 2016 so I’m not sure you’re making the point you think you’re making
     
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  27. joe-

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  28. steamengine

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    Slowly letting this stuff come out over years seems to be having its intended outcome.
     
  29. IV

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    Asha was counter intel? That’s hot
     
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  30. Butthead

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    1984 for me
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    where did you think her expertise comes from lol
     
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  32. IV

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    I’d see her pop up in here but hadn’t looked at her in depth
     
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  33. pez

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    I’m saying it’s not a “big deal” because it’s not current. It was “investigated” and dropped last year.

    of course it’s a big deal that three of the presidential advisors were referred for criminal complaints. Just stack them on the pile of shit the last three years
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    sharia law is just “God’s law”, right? So in essence making someone swear on the Bible which “God’s word” is basically following “Christian sharia law”, right?
     
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  35. IV

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    There is no worse group of humans than evangelicals
     
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  36. Struggler

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    Bama too low
     
  37. Beeds07

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    There is everything in the world to like about this

     
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  38. steamengine

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    Trey Gowdy’s look is on point tonight
     
  39. TylerDurden

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    I don’t know who this self-important cunt is who tried to go after Dolly Da Goat but he is the perfect representation of the “me sowing fuck yeah, me reaping what the fuck this sucks.”
     
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  40. Henry Blake

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    ^ Apparently he was a voice of one of the Squidbillies. That's a shame.
     
  41. Redav

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    Lol at trying to come at Dolly Parton you dumb bitch
     
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  42. VaxRule

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    He called her a BLM-lover. Because we’re evolved in 2020, our racists don’t call people n*****-lovers but still manage to convey their racist thoughts anyway.
     
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  43. IV

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    glass houses and what not
     
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  44. Redav

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    It's not even that out of character for her if you know anything about her, which he clearly doesn't.
     
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  46. bertwing

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    Florida doing Florida things

     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    Dolly Parton being an amazing individual was something I didn’t expect but it was great to learn. Yes, I stereotyped her because of her music genre.
     
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  48. IV

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    it’s a fair assumption she has a civil war themed restaurant

    (i think)