Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Eraser

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  2. Butthead

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    not really my thing but she is also one an all-time great songwriter
     
  3. Guns

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    including living where white people codified laws where they couldn’t legally live.

    but why do black people live in the worst neighborhoods?
     
  4. Fusiontegra

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    Thanks. Almost forgot.
     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but one would expect to get better food sitting on the northern side of the restaurant.
     
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    I'm willing to put my police record up against this person. I have a sneaky suspicion I'd win that battle.
     
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  8. Jack Bauer

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    Still laughing at Anderson Cooper asking the MyPillow guy how he sleeps at night. That will never not be funny.
     
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  9. TylerDurden

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  11. aisle seven

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    Leopards, faces, that whole bit.
     
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  12. RavenNole

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    they’re always fine going after people until it’s them who feels victimized. Happened to a lot of people in Nazi germany.

    I do wonder how having some of these Gaetz endorsed people on the ballot (his guy ousted an incumbent in Polk county/Lakeland area as well) can have an impact on the general election. Have a parkland truther running in south Florida could turn more republicans for example. Especially with Trump Endorsing her.
     
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  13. Mister Me Too

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  14. RavenNole

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  15. Sir Phobos

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    god fucking damnit I'm just reading about Unknown Hinson getting fired and now Squidbillies is effectively dead JUST KEEP YOUR DUMB CUNT MOUTHS SHUT YOU FUCKING BACKWATER HICK CHUCKLEFUCK SOUTHERNERS.

    I loved that show and now it's ruined, fuck.
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He lived to gimmick too hard
     
  17. Sir Phobos

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    I mean yea, in retrospect maybe the guy who was a performance artist who played rockabilly music was probably going to be racist but my god just shut up forever. you can't teach old people not to be racist but mother of god how hard is it to just close your mouth and collect a paycheck?

    it's such a funny show and is probably the best characterization and satire of Appalachia I've ever seen and a huge part of it was Baker/Hinson's VA work with Early. I really just hate this so much.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. TylerDurden

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    The future of the Republican Party?


    Nazis and QAnon whack jobs


    Copy that
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    Holy shit. He's gotta be trolling at this point right?
     
  21. Beeds07

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    He'll be championed by the same people that call AOC an uneducated bartender because hopefully the Sun explodes soon.
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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    I assume that anyone with a hoplite helmet on their chest pistol holder is a wild ass racist incapable of trolling because they aren't smart enough to be inflammatory about things they don't actually believe.
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm just waiting for the 14 words references to start appearing now
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I guess you're not familiar with Dixie Stampede? It basically glorified the antebellum South.

    Also Dolly doing the bare minimum is not praiseworthy, she barely says anything and kind of lets people project their own thoughts onto her. The Trillbillies did a good episode about this with a professor who is now at West Virginia University.

     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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    When I went to Dixie stampede I remember some guys riding ostriches around. Which was the common form of locomotion in the South before Sherman burned the ostrich factory down.
     
  26. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I remember more it being like Medieval Times where one side was the north and one side was the south and you cheered your team on as if the Civil War was just some simple disagreement. There's a reason it was changed to Dolly's Stampede.
     
  27. Charles DeMar

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  28. prerecordedlive

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    This is sort of like how the KFC twitter account follows exactly 11 accounts and they’re all guys named Herb or Spice Girls. Just slightly more racist.
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    Laughed hard
     
  30. MORBO!

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    After commenting to someone that we should load Bill, Dershowitz, Trump, and Prince Andrew onto a row boat in the middle of the Atlantic and sink it, he responds “Trump?” Then I say he’s also involved with Epstein and I get a “what are you talking about?”

    So apparently all evidence of Trump being just as complicit in all this Epstein shit is not making it into the right wing chud diet of shit tier media. Shocked!
     
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  31. Beeds07

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    My simple reply:

    HE OWNED A TEENAGE BEAUTY PAGEANT AND WAS KNOWN TO HANG OUT WITH THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD PEDOPHILE ALIVE!

    Bill Clinton was on a flight with him so he's obviously guilty, but Trump literally hung out but thats natural?
     
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  32. RavenNole

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    doesn’t he come from a lot of family money? And he’s basically trying to sell himself as a self-made, successful person when in reality his daddy gave him money to be a “real estate investor?” I could have sworn that I read that somewhere.
     
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  33. Randy Dangus

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    My mom is on the child trafficking wagon as of late. Very proudly going to an anti-trafficking rally this weekend that she won’t stop telling anyone who’d listen. She’s recently been paying unknown sums to take “online classes” to recognize the subtle clues of these trafficking (face masks are a sure bet for child traffickers!). She’s like you to know that Don Trump BANNED Epstein from Mar a lago. That said, everything is square in her unyielding support of anything and everything He does. That’s Jesus and Trump.

    Edit: I really want to ask her who she’s protesting against, because I just have a hard time believing that there’s going to be a pro-child trafficking contingent show up, but I just can’t engage her bullshit anymore.
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    Does anti-trafficking of children really require a rally? Are they expecting NAMBLA to show up as counter protestors?
     
  35. Randy Dangus

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    see my edit haha
     
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  36. DUCKMOUTH

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    Wait... she’s paying to take classes on how to combat human trafficking?
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    I’m going to show up to that rally as a counter protestor dressed like Lee Corso and holding a sign that says, “Not So Fast!”
     
  38. Beeds07

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    We demand that you stop trafficking children!!

    (World population looks around at each other) OK...:idk:
     
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  39. jrmy

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    Laughed a lot
     
  40. indeed

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    Genius. Does not apply to Florida or other Well Respected parts of the country

     
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  41. cutig

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    She needs to delete her social media before she's too far gone in qanon to be saved
     
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  42. Randy Dangus

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    She’s retired and has Facebook. As of the last 6 months, she’s anti-vax, she thinks Bill Gates is trying to chip us, Covid is a liberal hoax, and now this. Honestly I’m surprised she hasn’t been consumed by QAnon.

    Like if you agree!


    Strange side note: She also goes to AA meetings and she’s not/never has been an alcoholic. I don’t believe she’s ever been drunk in her life.
     
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  43. bro

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  44. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    She’s lonely
     
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  45. cutig

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    Why does the Michigan GOP have a say?
     
  46. Josey Wales

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    Sounds like she’s about to start a fight club
     
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  47. RavenNole

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    Id guess they have power in the state house or senate?
     
  48. Beeds07

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    If they take the WH and the Senate, John Lewis' Voting Rights Act has to be the first piece of legislation passed.
     
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  49. RavenNole

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    Remember a month ago when trump couldn’t explain any details of his new healthcare plan to chris Wallace but instead promised he would release it within 2 weeks? Glad the democrats leaned into healthcare some last night. The president wants to replace Obamacare but refuses to release his plan because his people know that the American people would never be okay with what they are planning.
     
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  50. afb

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    He said, from the bunker