Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Eraser

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    Just to be clear, Goodyear banned political attire period.
     
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. indeed

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    Aren’t all/most MAGA hats made in China?

    So he’s saying go buy foreign tires because the American company has banned my hats that are from China.
     
  4. bro

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    Embarrassing
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    Good. Dems should be running on fear of this ruling.
     
  6. ned's head

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  7. Andy Reocho

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    Adidas uses Goodyear rubber for some of their shoes. Fuck you Donald, you're not taking my ultraboosts
     
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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  9. Drown ‘Em

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    #PresidentMichelinMan needs to start trending on Twitter along with some really unflattering photos of his body while he's golfing.
     
  10. *DIESEL*

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  11. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I’d like to fistfight ken klippenstein
     
  12. dome foam

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    Named my new home wireless network "Westbury Antifa." (Westbury is area of Houston I live in). I am not on Nextdoor, but my wife tells me there is a post complaining about it. I am trying to get her to screenshot it.
     
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  13. Butthead

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    I love getting tire advice from someone who hasn't driven a car in 50 years
     
  14. Mister Me Too

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    Anyone who has MAGA folks on their Christmas shopping list need to remember that Goodyear also sells merchandise:

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  15. BellottiBold

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    Anything, absolutely anything bad happening to anybody up and down the entire chain of command in ICE would be a good thing.
     
  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  17. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

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  19. Prospector

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    lmao at you guys thinking this will make a trumper not vote for him
     
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  20. Doc Louis

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    First the post office and now Goodyear.
     
  21. Eraser

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    I'm guessing some well connected people all just decided to short Goodyear yesterday.
     
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  22. Prospector

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    McConnell forced to answer Postal Service sabotage, tees up bill that Democrats will have to reject
    Even Sen. Mitch McConnell, the most dangerous man in America because he's the one letting Donald Trump literally get away with murder, has an Achilles heel: the U.S. Postal Service. The unfortunate reality for McConnell, and for all Republicans, is that people notice when they don't get the mail they are depending on. When they don't receive their medicine or their Social Security checks, or when their customers call them complaining that they never received ordered goods, or their children and grandchildren don't receive the birthday cards they sent. When those people live in rural America, which is disproportionately represented by Republicans, not getting the mail is an even bigger issue—one that lawmakers are probably getting an earful about now that they're back in their home states.

    Which explains McConnell readying a bill to provide $10 billion in emergency funding for the Postal Service (even while his dimmest bulb, Sen. Ron Johnson, plans a hearing centered around the Postal Service not needing any additional funding). McConnell plans to bring up an even "skinnier" coronavirus relief bill, which includes the Postal Service money, to try to pressure the House into acting on and accepting his unacceptable bill. He's trying to gloss over the fact that he has ignored the House-passed HEROES Act for 13 weeks, letting the millions of struggling Americans fall off a cliff. So he's going to bring up an even skimpier version of his HEALS Act, which is as unacceptable now as it was two weeks ago.

    The cornerstone of his bill apparently remains liability protections for any business owner or school that opens prematurely, resulting in infection and/or death of customers or employees. It also has $300 in boosted weekly unemployment benefits until Dec. 27. The Democrats are sticking to $600/week for the duration of the crisis, which is not going to end with the calendar year. McConnell's bill also will reportedly have more for the Paycheck Protection Program, the troubled small business loan program, despite the fact that the Federal Reserve is sitting on $454 billion from March that never got used because the big business that it was intended for had other ways to raise it. (Disclosure: Kos Media received a Paycheck Protection Program loan.) That money should be repurposed in the form of grants to small businesses.

    While McConnell insists that the Postal Service will be "just fine," clearly he feels the need to act and try to get ahead of the narrative that Republicans are abusing the institution in order to subvert the election. Literally, that's the narrative he's trying to extinguish. “We're going to make sure that the ability to function going into the election is not adversely affected," he said Monday. Of course he's going to try to leverage this crisis against House Speaker Pelosi. That's what he does. But $10 billion in funding the post office isn't enough to answer the needs of tens of millions of struggling Americans.

    It's not enough to fund the counties and towns and cities and states that have seen revenues crater in the past six months. It's not enough to ensure that the November election can be conducted safely and efficiently. It seems likelier all the time that that's what McConnell is colluding with Trump to prevent—a fair 2020 election. The good news is his Republican senators are feeling pressure, forcing him to act.
     
  23. VaxRule

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    He meant “took him out on a date.”
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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    CNN had five years to cover this? How is that coming along?
     
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  25. RavenNole

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    this is why some in the media are so dumb. Trump went after American jobs during a pandemic plays well. Saying Trump is a racist and giving the 10,000th example doesn’t matter at all. If you didn’t get turned off by the first 9,999 times trump did or supported some racist shit, why does a tweet congratulating loose change that.
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    you seem to be more upset that he outed himself as a racist pos than the fact that he was a racist pos. Weird. “Shut up don’t let everyone know you’re a racist “ is a weird reaction.
     
  27. VaxRule

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  28. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    she reminds me of my sister. It’s maddening.
     
  30. Duck70

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    There are a metric fuck ton of pictures of Trump with Epstein and Maxwell. Just troll them with those.
     
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  31. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

  32. Daniel Ocean

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    not the Trump thing the child sex trafficking thing. Like I said the other day she told me to “look up pizzagate” I told her it was a batshit crazy conspiracy theory and I wouldn’t engage her with that BS.
     
  33. MtOread

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  34. DUCKMOUTH

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  35. NilesIrish

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    We've lost control of the simulation

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  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. bro

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  38. Daniel Ocean

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  39. Duck70

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    It's all connected in their simp minds.

    Hollywood Elite (coincidentally only the ones who are outspoken about Trump) are part of a pedo sex ring that is connected to Epstein where they kidnap, rape and sometimes eat children is ritualistic fashion. Trump has been trying to take down these pedo rings for years and IT'S TIME WE SUPPORT HIM!!!1!

    .....nevermind the countless rape accusations against Trump... or the multiple occasions he stumbled into the Miss TEEN USA dressing rooms... or the decades long friendship he had with Epstein and Maxwell... or all the disgusting pictures and things he said about HIS DAUGHTER
     
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  40. Jigga

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    Hands in the photoshop too big
     
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  41. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Obviously not his hands. President dipshit doesn't wear a wedding ring.
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    If Trump now could attack Proctor & Gamble, Nationwide Insurance, and tell everyone how much he loved Art Modell, we have a real stew brewing in Ohio.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    I agree with most but luckily she isn’t a Trump fan at all. Again like his mom she has been obsessed with child trafficking lately. That’s the part that I said reminded me of each other.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    WHAT THE FUCK.

    They just ripped out and destroyed machines use to make sorting the mail faster. Just straight up fucking destroyed machines that were bought with tax payer money. HOW THE FUCK does this make the USPS any more efficient.

    Again....WHAT THE FUCK
     
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  45. MtOread

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  46. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Knowing there will be no consequences, his testimony at the hearing will be depressing in its equivocation.
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    The people arguing there is no meaningful difference between Biden and Trump might be wrong. At least I’m open to the idea that they are wrong.
     
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  48. Mix

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    USPS doesnt have a funding problem. It has a sabotage problem. Fuck off Mitch.
     
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  49. BellottiBold

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    ok... AND?????????