Ultra New Most Bestest Bayern Thread: Champions of the World

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  1. NineteenNine

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    Wait. A) Bayern supplies cars for players and B) they can only drive that car to training?
     
  2. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Audi does. And yes, it’s a company car and is in their contracts.
     
  3. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  4. TheFreak55

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    would that really be surprising?
     
  5. NineteenNine

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    I mean, kinda. United give everyone Chevy’s?
     
  6. TheFreak55

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    de Gea use to rock a Camero, judging off players rolling up to training I'd guess they have a deal with the local Mercedes dealer
     
  7. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Davies extended through 2025
     
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  8. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    It’s BILD, so tifwiw but they’re reporting Upamecano to Bayern this summer is done. They usually throw shit at the wall with Bayern stuff but they’ve been pretty accurate with Leipzig news so :idk:
     
  9. Andy Reocho

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    I’m sure RBL will pat his signing bonus too
     
  10. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  11. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  12. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  13. Andy Reocho

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    Good thing Nubel is using this season to get acclimated to the new role he is taking on in Munich
     
  14. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Awful signing for both sides if doesn’t go on loan imo
     
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  15. Andy Reocho

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    With what his trajectory was prior to this season, I think it's an awful move regardless. Obviously if Neuer was confirmed leaving it's an entirely different angle.
     
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  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I said at the time that I wasn’t sure he’s better than Christian Fruchtl, who we just extended
     
  17. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I know our goalkeeper coach is well regarded, so maybe that had something to do with it. Him, Neuer and now Nubel are all Schalke academy products
     
  18. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Happy Birthday to the greatest teenage striker the Bundesliga has ever known. Ever. In the history of time.

     
  19. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  20. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Can’t wait

     
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  21. The Banks

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    Havertz and Sané, pls
     
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  22. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Really happy to pull 3 points today. I fully expected a loss or a draw at best. Hansi Flick showed exactly why he’s perfect for this team right now and why the young players love him. With the injuries and suspensions, he could’ve moved pieces around and forced fed a lineup, as we’ve seen previous managers do, but he took a different approach. Bayern II is tied on points for the 3.Liga lead and would be promoted to the 2.Bundesliga next year if reserve teams were permitted to. Flick called up the guys who’ve kicked ass for the reserve team all season and got them minutes. It might not seem like a big deal, but we had a mass exodus of junior players under Ancelotti, Heynkes and Kovac because it was nearly impossible to get any minutes at all.
     
  23. Wendel Clark

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    Why did Davies come off the bench today
     
  24. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Flick said after the match that he wanted to get guys some rest, since the Pokal match Wednesday made for a short week.
     
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  25. Wendel Clark

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    Saw he was the 9th highest price on the transfer market in Europe. Love it
     
  26. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    I think you’re going to see a huge upswing of young talent in Europe in the next couple years. Germany alone has 4 possible generational talents right now with Haaland, Davies, Havertz and Sancho.
     
  27. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Today makes an even twenty

     
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  28. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Those boys won the third division btw

     
  29. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Nubel traded his mom’s car in for a company car

     
  30. NineteenNine

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    Those Avant’s are baaaaaad.
     
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  31. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Damn sure are :rain:
     
  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Thread is the translated interview in the latest Bild

     
  33. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    This year’s edition of Copy The Penalty. Lots of fan suggestions this year but anything with Müller in it is gold.

     
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  34. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  35. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Kahn getting the band back together?

     
  37. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  38. The Banks

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    Oh no, we will have to put the best RB in the world back at ***checks notes*** Right Back
     
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  39. The Banks

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    So Thiago and Javi out, Sane & ... in?
     
  40. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Dest or Aarons would be my guess. I’ve seen Ndombele thrown around too.
     
  41. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    If Alaba extends, he wants to move to DM next to Kimmich. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Perisic bought permanently and Tolisso is staying. Other than that, nobody knows. Flick has said that OBM will move to the senior team full time next year. The other prospects from the junior team have been loaned out.
     
  42. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  44. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Response from Ribery
     
  45. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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  47. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Oh hey cool we’re doing that media thing again

     
  48. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Bayern:
    How much for Dest?

    Ajax:
    30mil

    Bayern:
    How about 2mil and a table at next years Oktoberfest?

     
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