Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. theregionsitter

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  2. ono

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    To be fair, a large portion of other viable candidates to speak are either in prison or can't be trusted to not drop the N word
     
  3. Redav

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    I mean try to make a list of Republicans that doesn't look like that. Good luck
     
  4. BellottiBold

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    oh so mitch is on there afterall

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  5. theregionsitter

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    FUTURE PRESIDENT NIKKI HALEY TO YOU!!!
     
  6. cutig

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    I thought mitch confirmed he was "busy traveling"
     
  7. Doc Louis

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    I'm waiting to hear more about the musical performances before judging.

    Not really, fuck them.
     
  8. ono

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    The musical performance is gonna be Ted Nugent playing Cat Scratch Fever 5 times in a row.
     
  9. DeToxRox

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    Strowman turning into Big Show was an unexpected surprise
     
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  10. Doc Louis

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    Ambassador Nikki Dimrata Haley, to some.
     
  11. Doc Louis

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    Featuring Kid Rock and Toby Keith
     
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  12. ned's head

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    Cannot wait to see who melania steals her speech from this time.

    Also excited to watch President T do his shtick with no crowd. It's going to be brutal
     
  13. ono

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    They will pipe in fake crowd noise and CGI fans like they do for sports currently to appease his ego
     
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  14. SD_Irish

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    Prepare for a steady musical diet of Ted Nugent, 3 doors down and Toby Keith.
     
  15. Eraser

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    She's going to do George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words" routine
     
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  16. ono

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    Hopefully Melanie has a Jim Halpert in her circle

     
  17. Prospector

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    he blocked his account. turdball
    I was too kind. This guy is fucking top shelf awful
    Austin Ruse is an American conservative political activist, twitter provocateur, journalist and author. He serves as the President of the Center for Family and Human Rights (C-FAM), which has been listed as an anti-LGBT hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.[1][2] Through C-FAM and his own writings, Ruse advocates anti-LGBT and anti-abortion conservative positions.
     
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  18. SD_Irish

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    Twitter Provocateur gives me douche chills. What a loser.
     
  19. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Got real bad for me. Switched to Firefox and haven't had an issue again.
     
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  20. BlazingRebel

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    [​IMG]
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    All Qtards are trumptards but not all trumptards are qtards. They know about it already.
     
  22. Prospector

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  23. 40wwttamgib

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    it’s a girls name. He and his parents should be fucking ashamed. No wonder he can’t walk.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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  25. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    He’s dead - why is his twitter still active and able to post?
     
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  26. The Banks

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    What? We will be at 1000+ deaths a day in November with schools opening back up.
     
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  28. slogan119

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    I’m more disturbed she’s within 5 points
     
  29. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I was unaware the federal govt could "bail out" a federal agency
     
  30. Biship

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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    The military should pay for itself and fully fund its retirement benefits.
     
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  32. GoodForAnother

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    guillotine
     
  33. Prospector

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  34. Homo Erectus

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    I like it. Anytime we send troops somewhere the govt has to get paid before Haliburton or Lockheed Martin.
     
  35. Josey Wales

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    The fucking stupidity and hypocrisy of these dummies in the gop really inspires a lot of hatred. Deeply rooted disdain. Ugh.
     
  36. IV

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    what the fuck are they even doing here Trump loves China
     
  37. Josey Wales

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    His children are up chinas ass, Trump has gotten owned by them, and he owes them millions in loans.

    Losing that narrative battle is/would be embarrassing.
     
  38. Beeds07

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    His fucking sister has a ton of patents to do business there.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    How is this not election fraud?
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Tiffany is a mean drunk
     
  42. joe-

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  43. IV

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    fuck him
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    That sounds mildly illegal
     
  45. skrouse

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    Just a bit against freedom of speech and the right to fucking vote, nothing to see here
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    right to peacefully assemble? Nah just a suggestion.
     
  47. NoNatty

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    it blows my mind that they continue down this route when it’s such an obvious self-own.