EPL 2020-2021: “Lads, it’s Tottenham” - O13

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  1. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Well now I made it weird but I have to say...
     
    #51 Iron Mickey, Aug 21, 2020
  2. AUShyGuy

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    Accordingly to premier league stats that’d be his first own goal
     
    #52 AUShyGuy, Aug 21, 2020
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  3. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    That girl clearly has the Slabhead family genes
    her is his lady
     
    #53 TheFreak55, Aug 21, 2020
  4. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    and for good measure more of Daisy and she’s rocking some Balenciaga Triple S #Sneakers
     
    #54 TheFreak55, Aug 21, 2020
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  5. SugarShaun

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    Are we talking about Harry Maguire or Neymar?
     
    #55 SugarShaun, Aug 21, 2020
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  6. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    we still <3 your Pikey sensibilities
     
    #56 Wu, Aug 21, 2020
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  7. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    #57 Pasta88, Aug 21, 2020
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  8. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Even Crouchie thinks Slabhead’s outkicked his coverage
     
    #58 Wu, Aug 21, 2020
  9. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce
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    #59 Sam Elliott, Aug 21, 2020
  10. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    #60 Andy Reocho, Aug 21, 2020
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  11. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    #61 Wu, Aug 21, 2020
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  12. Popovio

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    Did not see he was charged with attempted bribery; hilarious. I'm just imagining him drunk as shit trying to make a deal now. "Here's a tenner mate, water under the bridge yeah?"
     
    #62 Popovio, Aug 21, 2020
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  13. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Makes me think of Ed Belfour offering a cop $1 billion when he got pulled over drunk driving
     
    #63 SugarShaun, Aug 21, 2020
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  14. AUShyGuy

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    Probably another example of United failing to meet the asking price
     
    #64 AUShyGuy, Aug 21, 2020
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  15. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    This is the English Football thread. It’s Drink Driving.
     
    #65 construxboy, Aug 21, 2020
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  16. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    now they have to activate a release clause
     
    #66 Wu, Aug 21, 2020
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  17. Popovio

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    Scenes when United matches up with Olympiacos in next year's group stage.
     
    #67 Popovio, Aug 21, 2020
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  18. AUShyGuy

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    upload_2020-8-21_13-32-3.gif
     
    #68 AUShyGuy, Aug 21, 2020
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  19. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Not sure you can really make anything of this
     
    #69 TheFreak55, Aug 21, 2020
  20. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    Crouchie at least has personality. He's a gem.
     
    #70 Ace Boogie, Aug 21, 2020
  21. RavenNole

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    #71 RavenNole, Aug 21, 2020
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  22. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Putting the money saved toward Gabriel no doubt
     
    #72 construxboy, Aug 21, 2020
  23. derfish

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    Bravo
     
    #73 derfish, Aug 21, 2020
  24. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    The eagle!
     
    #74 NineteenNine, Aug 21, 2020
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  25. roonskie

    roonskie Getting older every day
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  26. Andy Reocho

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    #76 Andy Reocho, Aug 22, 2020
  27. AUShyGuy

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    But will they pass the all important broadcast piracy check?

    and not have tortured and murdered any members of the free press but let’s not get too picky
     
    #77 AUShyGuy, Aug 22, 2020
  28. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Gonna field an entire team based solely on pass completion %
     
    #78 Wu, Aug 22, 2020
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  29. roonskie

    roonskie Getting older every day
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  30. derfish

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    Yawn. Wake me when they start violating human rights / murdering journalists / strike oil.
     
    #80 derfish, Aug 22, 2020
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  31. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Basically Arsené’s last few teams.
     
    #81 NineteenNine, Aug 22, 2020
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  32. SugarShaun

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    Bumping to new thread
     
    #82 SugarShaun, Aug 22, 2020
  33. SugarShaun

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  34. SugarShaun

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    #84 SugarShaun, Aug 22, 2020
  35. SugarShaun

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    30. Gianfranco Zola
    29. Petr Čech
    28. Ian Wright
    27. Didier Drogba
    26. Gareth Bale
    25. Mohamed Salah
    24. Kevin De Bruyne
     
    #85 SugarShaun, Aug 22, 2020
  36. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    This list reads like that hacky Rolling Stones Top 100 Guitarists list, where Jack White is 25 places ahead of Dimebag Darrell.
     
    #86 Popovio, Aug 22, 2020
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  37. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    probably a combo of younger journos and recency bias
     
    #87 Wu, Aug 22, 2020
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  38. Illinihockey

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    Gareth Bale had 48 goals in the premier league checking in at 26
     
    #88 Illinihockey, Aug 22, 2020
  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Imagine if jack white had died young
     
    #89 Wu, Aug 22, 2020
  40. SugarShaun

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    Not trying to defend the list, I just thought it was interesting with nothing else to talk about but if you’re really going to just try to base it on goals would you really say someone like Giroud is better than Bale?
     
    #90 SugarShaun, Aug 22, 2020
  41. Illinihockey

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    there’s a ton of wide players on the list behind him that were much more prolific
     
    #91 Illinihockey, Aug 22, 2020
  42. SugarShaun

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    If Mané was listed at 25, would you have even posted?
     
    #92 SugarShaun, Aug 22, 2020
  43. Illinihockey

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    i was thinking sterling who has 86 premier league goals and is 24
     
    #93 Illinihockey, Aug 22, 2020
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  44. Popovio

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    Bale is ahead of Drogba. Drogba won the golden boot twice, lifted the trophy 4 times, and has way more goals and assists than Bale. Maybe the list is intentionally controversial so that people argue about it. I mean, Gary Neville is on it.
     
    #94 Popovio, Aug 22, 2020
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  45. Topper Bottoms

    Topper Bottoms Daniel Levy's BFF
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    Bale made Tottenham relevant. Probably counts for about 800 goals.
     
    #95 Topper Bottoms, Aug 22, 2020
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  46. bwi2

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    Bale was 2x PFA Player of the Year. Sterling has made one PFA team of the year.
     
    #96 bwi2, Aug 22, 2020
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  47. Squints

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    :roll:
     
    #97 Squints, Aug 22, 2020
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  48. Gunners

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    Milner being above Pires, RvP, and RvN is something.
     
    #98 Gunners, Aug 22, 2020
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  49. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    #99 TheFreak55, Aug 22, 2020
  50. AUShyGuy

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    sharp object eh?

    I hope they find the prick that was responsible
     
    #100 AUShyGuy, Aug 22, 2020
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