Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    Conversation literally a week ago.

    "Why are doctors not giving out hydroxochloroquine if it works? Is it because it's cheap?"
    "Uh, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure it's because there's not really evidence that it helps (or at best the jury is still out) and in certain populations it can cause heart problems and death if paired with azithromyacin. It also lowers supply for people with lupus and they can die if they don't get it so..."
    "Then what about that video with all the doctors?"
    "You mean the video with the witch doctor?"
    "I...I don't know. It was this lady."
    "Yeah you're talking about the witch doctor with the demon sperm."
    "Oh, well....what about all the doctors standing behind her?! What about their opinion"

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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    It's so exhausting keeping up with this insane alternate reality just to be able to know this shit when it comes up in conversation^
     
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  3. El Tiburon

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  4. IV

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    That's part of their strategy
     
  5. Henry Blake

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  6. Tug

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    What did the audio say
     
  7. IV

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    Apparently AOC cornered Dejoy into handing over his outlook calendar and admitting that he had met with people at the company he has a stake in since he started as postmaster general
     
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  8. Henry Blake

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  9. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Either Spygate or Monkey

    :idk:
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm not here to "know things" about the mail
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    btw shoutout to youtube who is seriously pumping out the trump campaign ads
     
  12. IV

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    Trying to explain the scientific method in the day of the headline and internet is something else as well
     
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  13. Bo Pelinis

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    "Where did you see that because I see hq works."
    "I generally try to read peer reviewed articles or articles that refer and link back to them. CDC guidance, NIH, things like that."
    "Well I don't trust the CDC. You can't trust the government."
    "Well then who can you trust if not peer reviewed studies by actual scientists and experts in that fireld?"
    ...cites things they want to believe and not real science.
     
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  14. IV

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    Just like their president they're attempting to will things into reality that just aren't true
     
  15. IV

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    He didn't know how much it costs to mail a letter
     
  16. AptosDuck

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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's about fucking time we get to the intelligent portion of the Dems
     
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  18. BellottiBold

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    white privilege in 10 seconds
     
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    And you can’t block the ads like you can with other ads
     
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  20. CUAngler

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    Man I’m so damn glad my wife can’t ask questions like Katie porter
     
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  21. herb.burdette

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    Look, I don’t know anything about the mail. Trump told me he would pardon me if I shut it down, so here we are.
     
  22. Henry Blake

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  23. kezarmyaj

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    what is it youd say you do here?
     
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  24. Tug

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    I’m a people person
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    All I am saying is when they were posted it was obvious the intention was to paint her out to be sympathetic. The comments included shit like “she is like the rest of us, she hates him too”. It’s revisionist history to say that some of the comments weren’t that and they were only made by shit pitters. I have never made them because I’ve been team fuck that racist pos too.
     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    imagine being that smug about knowing absolutely nothing about your job
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    it sounded like spy gate but I had to listen to a bunch of times. My original hearing of it might have been clouded by the tweet.
     
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  28. IV

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    I guess being a fucking asshole can get you really far life
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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  30. IV

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    No mention of Dejoy or the questioning on the front page of Fox News
     
  31. Henry Blake

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    Fair and balanced
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  32. Mix

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    Shes the best.

     
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  33. IV

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    Fox is not even covering the Postmaster questioning
     
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  34. IV

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    Lol that's even worse than what I posted
     
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  35. Sub-Zero

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    This has to be pretty easy to prove as a lie to Congress
     
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  36. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  37. BellottiBold

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    Strongly disagree, as someone who commented at the time. You can comment on her hating him and still think she's thoroughly irredeemable gutter trash.
     
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  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Lol people trying to rewrite history. Sad
     
  40. RavenNole

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    Is kamala Harris’ replacement chosen by the governor? If it is, they need to put Katie porter there and she needs to be groomed for a presidential run in the future. She’s the sharpest person in congress. Not a doubt in my mind that she would do an incredible job at anything.
     
  41. blotter

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    Was forced inside all day so I had it on in the background.. that none of them could hammer down on the directive for the sorting machines better was frustrating

    He was being extremely vague about what longstanding directive was being followed, who drew it up. How many other similar directives are hanging out there until ??? implements them. The explanation of making floor space for more packages was pretty asinine.

    D- for the effort all around, at least aoc was going towards a point
     
  42. RavenNole

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    AOCs questioning wasn’t good either. It just looked good when compared to the shit job everyone not named Katie porter did. AOC probably second best with an average performance but I do agree that her questioning at least led somewhere. Most of the questioning felt like it had the theme of a trump speech. A bunch of random thoughts and questions with no preparation. The average person with no political experience who moderately follows politics would have been the 3rd best by some distance from what I saw.
     
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  43. IanBoyd

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    Hey I don't know how much it costs to mail a letter either















    Why am i not currently getting paid $300k a year to be postmaster general?
     
  44. Sammy Meatballs

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    the democrats willingness to let every geriatric moron on their committees spend 5 minutes stumbling through nonsensical questions or rambling statements is infuriating.
     
  45. Bruce Wayne

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    I know what "redpilled af" means, but will someone explain what it means for those that don't?
     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    Has completely bought into right wing conspiracy internet nonsense.
     
  47. bro

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    Af means as fuck

    From vice

    “Redpill," for the blissfully unaware, is a slang term in certain alt-right-adjacent internet communities like the men's rights crew. It refers to that famous Matrix scene where Neo takes the red pill and sees things as they really are. When alt-right dudes use it, they generally mean "convince other white people that we're better than others," and many of them are not shy about trying to redpill their friends and families.

    "It's a new label for an old idea," said Ryan Lenz, who gathers information on hate groups for the Southern Poverty Law Center's Intelligence Project, and edits their Hatewatch blog. Trump's presidential win has been a big validating moment for the alt-right, he told me, and, "once it feels validated, it seeks to take on adherents, and what better place to start than with those around you: your family and friends?"
     
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  48. Tug

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    It’s really funny because it’s taken from the matrix and implies an awakening, but the Matrix is actually about being trans and the redpill helps you see who you are
     
  49. joe-

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