Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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    Work on your quality control CSPAN!
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    Her mudder was a mudder. Her father was a mudder. She comes from a long line of mudders.
     
  3. BellottiBold

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    Thanks for ushering it in you shitbag assholes
     
  4. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  5. HoosDaMan

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    CSPAN callers are still worthy entertainment
     
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  6. chuckmasterflex

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    Axelrod has been pretending he is smart based on knowing Obama for years
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    Watching a second of CNN with 3 republicans and Van “he just became president” Jones and I am grossed out knowing that I am right and he will win again. Fuck this shit.
     
  9. Illinihockey

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    theyre totally going to turn this into a law and order election during a global pandemic and scare suburban women back into line
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    I expect a similar to result to 2018. You can’t spend the summer murdering black men leading up to an election and think there won’t be massive turnout. Plus, Trump fucked up the pandemic response. No Hillary to bail him out this time.
     
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  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    If we don’t get a single “DemonRats” from the Trump Klutz Klan this entire convention I’m gonna be furious.
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    If riots keep breaking out, their going to turn the election into a referendum on that. The GOP has been really good at stoking racial fear in presidential election cycles.
     
  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Right. "Well, he is directly responsible for the deaths of 175,000 people, but he makes a good point about leftists spray painting a statue. And let's not forget he saved the job of some guy who makes $9 an hour sweeping floors at a factory in Ohio"
     
  14. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    What did Tiffany Trump have to say? I thought she was fairly distant from the shit show and her father for that matter.
     
  15. Doc Louis

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    Why are people even watching this shit?
     
  16. HoosDaMan

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    Rex gives no fucks.

     
  17. Lyrtch

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    doing this when you're in charge is...bold
     
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  18. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    Gave no fucks that its deleted already?

    I'd be interested to know what it said but it's gone af
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    tooooooo beeeeeeeee faaaiiiiiiirrrrrrrr they are already doing that
     
  20. bro

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    Media been treating Melanie with kid gloves since day one
     
  21. HoosDaMan

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    Melania with her matching Hitler outfit
     
  22. bro

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  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    figured could add this here since he addresses trump/republicans
     
  24. afb

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  25. BudKilmer

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  26. Bruce Wayne

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  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    ah yes, waking up to another day living in this disease ridden fascist hellhole
     
  28. Redav

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    The best part is they violated a number of laws while making themselves and their friends rich and the US won't ever hold them accountable even if they lose in November. Weak ass country
     
  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s going to win again because this country is a shithole that can’t stop from tripping over its own dick at every fucking turn.
     
  30. prerecordedlive

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    I feel this in my soul.
     
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  31. Sir Phobos

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    it doesn't matter, he's not going to magically conjure up 10 million new poor, uneducated white people to vote Republican. Republican turnout is always high, they've been dependent on Democrat turnout being low for literally decades. when Democrats actually vote, Republicans lose every time. they are quite literally outnumbered and cannot win otherwise.
     
  32. BudKilmer

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    All these fucking reporters deserve to have their hands smashed with a hammer. Fuck these complicit motherfuckers

     
  33. Can I Spliff it

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    sentencing of the christchurch terrorist is happening this week. people have been giving their victim impact statements in court.
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    this guys quote was something like "Your father was a garbage man, I hope they bury you in a landfill"

    "I do not forgive you for what you have done. While you are in prison you will come to reality that you are now in hell – and only the fire awaits you."

    "A peasant like you will never change the human race. Your wish is to make this world a racist cult of one colour but you'll never succeed."

    "Coming back to this maggot, my 71-year-old dad would have broke you in half if you challenged him to a fight.

    "But you are weak – a sheep with a wolf's jacket on for only ten minutes of your whole life."
     
  34. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    one year ago
     
  35. chuckmasterflex

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  36. RavenNole

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  37. RavenNole

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    This is hard for me to believe with what he’s done but I guess when Americans get their news from Facebook and media afraid to upset trump, this is what happens.
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    It is one poll
     
  39. RavenNole

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    I guess that was more a general statement on his level of support but fair enough
     
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  40. bro

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    I mean, Biden still leading every state of consequence
     
  41. NCHusker

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    Man there are a lot of garbage people in our media
     
  42. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    He could call his supporters dumb fucks who do anything he says at a news conference and they would still love him. In fact if I recall he has said a toned down version of it before anyway.
     
  43. RavenNole

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    it’s a cult. They are brainwashed by him. At a minimum, people who have been personally impacted should reflect. Even if you are selfish enough to not give a shit about other people.
     
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  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. indeed

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    “We’ve lost everything including all our possessions and health insurance and are living in the car, and both my parents died of the China Virus, but we sure like what President Trump is doing.”
     
  46. Redav

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