ITT Britney Spears discussion

Just called 911, let's see what they say

 

This thread has taken a turn.

I'm still here for it, but it needs to be said.

 

Fixed.

 

Clear as day:

Call


911

 

I swear the left eye says "Shu."

 

This just looks like someone zoomed in on some hillbilly West Virginia teeth.

 

Britney = Q?

Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Didn’t think so. Really makes you wonder...

 

Oof that face. But she must do just the most unthinkably filthy stuff in bed.

 

I feel bad for her.

 

Yep, still would.

 

Damn right

 

They're all the same picture but for the tiniest variations. Why post all three?

 

It's a blatant cry for help. 3 pictures...S.O.S.

Quick, someone zoom in on her eyeliner!

 

Real answer? She thinks it’s an amazing picture of herself and can’t decide which IG filter she likes best. So just posts all three. Typical vain social media girl move.

 

She's legit wacko crazy. It makes my penis hurt.

 

Present day Brit:

 

Mean to call someone who is mentally retarded, crazy.

 

she looks way better there than the multi filter ones above in which she’s posing

 

If she's going for trashy, it's working.

 

She looks like she is getting her picture taken on the first day of school.

 

Yeah...I think Britney has been lobotomized.

The light not working and being unable to fix it is a solid metaphor.

 

I think it's a little like Michael Jackson, though obviously it's manifesting in different ways. She's been in the spotlight from the very beginning, has had abusive handlers, and is still expected to behave like a functioning adult without any of the development or preparation for that.

 

I can’t imagine her life in the last ten years being in the same ballpark stress wise as they once were. With the talk of her not having control over her own finances, I have an inkling that someone has been medicating her.

 

I listened to a podcast a few years ago on her and she’s heavily medicated and controls nothing of her life. She’s like a zombie basically.

 

So basically, your average American.

 

Is it me or does that ladder look very disproportionate in size to her?

 

She’s 5’4”. Looks right to me.

 

Would still bang

 

Oh boy.

 

these crappy flute videos always bring a smile to my face

 

Is she on meth these days or something?

 

Lorazepam is the more likely culprit

 

This thread is taking a dark turn

 

^^^ never been to the beach

*lake ain't the beach

 

You're more trashy than her. I respect it.

 

She's basically in a state of arrested development.

 

A dwarf that would still get it