the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  2. mmm

    mmm Well-Known Member

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  3. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    I like your sweatpants
     
  4. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  5. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Acting like a platinum card is impressive. Ha.
     
  6. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    you wouldn’t know, you’ve never seen one
     
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  7. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I only carry a black am ex. Peasant
     
  8. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Ha! Verifying my point! You don’t know shit about platinum.
     
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  9. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    All joking aside. Platinum am ex is easy to get. Average to good credit and 50k a year is all it takes.

    It’s funny the lady bragged that it makes her rich.
     
  10. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    SHES VERY RICH GUYS
     
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  11. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Yes we know
    :deerstandnotkneel:
     
  12. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    “Platinum AmEx: Don’t ever masturbate with dip spit without it.”
     
  13. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  14. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    This really doesn’t belong itt .
     
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  15. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  16. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    Dump is a Georgia fan now?
     
  17. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Those kids waited til the *third* one of them got hit by that douche before reacting. Props for the self restraint and karma for the original kid getting hit to give that guy his comeuppance.
     
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  18. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    For anyone keeping track at home...platinum is worth $924/ozt. Gold is worth $1964/ozt.

    Congrats on your platinum, Karen!
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Oh man it cut off before the best part
     
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  20. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    The one kid kept warning them “he’s a minor”
     
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  21. Emma

    Emma
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  22. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  23. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    /w\
     
  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    The ten seconds from “I can see your score, you’re definitely not a professional” to her holding up what I think is a Blackberry and saying she took pictures is by far my favorite thing posted in this thread.
     
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  26. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    I think that young lady might not be mentally stable. Bowling etiquette might be the funniest thing I’ve heard in some time.
     
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  27. Gaknight

    Gaknight Well-Known Member
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    Bowling thing is fake as fuck
     
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  28. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    That's exactly what I said. The end looks very staged.
     
  29. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    Oh shit you guys are probably right, that makes a lot more sense
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    The blackberry in 2020 gave it away to me.
     
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  31. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I. Am. Crying.
    :roll:
     
  32. Professor Moriarty

    Professor Moriarty Well-Known Member
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    I put it on the big TV with the surround sound, cranked the volume and showed my kids
    :ded:
     
  33. matistic

    matistic Well-Known Member
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    Switching it up with fake tears instead of rage.

     
    #1536 matistic, Sep 1, 2020
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2020
  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Looks like FB removed whatever this was.
     
  35. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    I held it together until 18 seconds in to it

    Holy shit that is superb
     
  36. matistic

    matistic Well-Known Member
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    Reddit had a copy

     
  37. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    fuckin snowflake
     
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  38. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I just drove past that HEB
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  39. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    :out:
     
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  40. matistic

    matistic Well-Known Member
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    It’s pronounced WOAK MAH-mee

     
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  41. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    “I just want to do what’s right”

    smh
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    They have grocery pick up for free or home delivery for $5 if wearing a mask causes that much stress and anxiety
     
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  43. matistic

    matistic Well-Known Member
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    I assume she meant the one at Parmer/1431?
     
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  44. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Yea, I think so
     
  45. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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  46. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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    well i guess that answers that age old question of, "what you gonna do in here with all these people boy?"
     
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  47. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong.jpg
     
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