the early seasons are obviously the best but there are so many great lines all throughout the series excuse me, miss, this is Texas
Hank while talking to his letter carrier: You gotta be kidding me? Who's gonna lick a stamp that has Bill Clinton on it?
this show is hilarious. And it often has really poignant moments like when Bobby and Hank are pretending the Cowboys win the Super Bowl after failing to convince them to move training camp from Wichita Falls to Arlen. Bobby yelling "the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, the Cowboys win the Super Bowllllllll" and after Cotton gets Peggy to walk again, she convinces the veterans affairs committee to award him a plot in the TX Veterans cemetary or when Luanne makes peace with Buckley's death and his angel flies away.... The song they use in that closing scene currently about halfway through season four as I make my way through the show again
Character matters to Hank A draft dodger who has cheated on all his wives? Lol I love Peggy's arrogance so much. I can't even fathom what it'd be like to have low self esteem. And I can fathom just about anything
hank would begrudgingly vote biden. bill would vote for him too just to make hank and peggy happy. dale would be qanon obsessed. boomhauer would vote trump this is canon
DALE: We're going to stay in Mexico and see how the election turns out. In the event of any problems -- civil unrest, military coup -- we will remain in Mexico under assumed identities. You are Fritz Kruger, wealthy Ecuadorian rancher. And I am Central American singing sensation LaMotil DALE: the only thing more American than not voting is Egyptian cotton linen irregulars at 40% off
Hank: I’ll go to the magic show but I don’t trust them Bill: Ever since David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear Hank: Shame on him!
“The difference between Thatherton Fuels and Strickland Propane, besides Thatherton’s lack of focus, is service.”
Whenever I see this thread on the front page I get my hopes up that it's coming back with new episodes. But then it's not.
It’s done. When the women that voiced Luanne passed away that killed any chance of a comeback. I just want it back on Netflix so I can watch it every night as I go to bed.
The older you get the funnier this show becomes. It's like watching Christmas Vacation after you start hosting family holidays.
The GOAT line imo is from the preacher that accidentally drowned a boy during a baptism that’s in the focus group for the lawnmower where Cotton sneaks in: “I'm not sure if there's a God, or a heaven...but one thing I can tell you, your daddy's going to Hell.”
“Life in a Northern Town” I can still remember watching it premiere with my granddad, who absolutely loved KotH and the Simpsons. I remember when he was trying to quit smoking and I was super young, he’d say that Bart was so bad bc he was quitting cigs lofuckingl.
I’d have to cut somebody. You’ve got that exchange kicker who kicks barefoot. I think we’ve all had enough of that.
Mike Judge and Greg Daniels are so fucking talented that I get pissed off at how incredible they are for creating so much brilliance.
“Bobby you can’t be running back just because your dad was, we fought a whole war with England over that”
Hank: Sorry Bobby, it's rated TV-14. The last time I checked, you were still 13. Bobby Hill: Oh come on, Dad. I tell ya what, I'll just close my eyes when things get too *colorful*. Hank: Nice try, mister, but I've seen the way you watch TV. You never blink.
Dale: you know what they say Ford stands for don’t you... Dale: Fix it again, Tony Hank: You’re thinking of Fiat
You competed while another guy sat on the bench? There's a bottle of sport drink in the garage I've been saving. Let's go open it
Bobby, I need you to do two things I pray you never have to do again: tape the Cowboys game and bring me an apron
S2, Ep 21: Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga might be my favorite episode of all time. Almost every line is a joke. Almost every cut shot is a joke.
CONNIE: Dad, maybe being on the wrestling team can help me get into Harvard. Remember how disappointed you were with my application essay? You said my first draft lacked life experience. MINH: She right. Connie play violin, sculpt with metal and speak three languages, but what set her apart? KAHN: I thought being smart person in Texas set her apart. Hank: Yeah, if I just jim-jangle my schedule a bit, I think I can make it to all of Bobby's practices. What a great time in a boy's father's life! season two is absolutely amazing