CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. kinghill

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    Why is it fucked to ask your employee to provide some documentation about their medical situation or spouse's medical situation, given that you're requesting a change in schedule/working environment/whatever?
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    60s year old man needing to provide a doctor's note like an elementary school kid FOH
     
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  3. HowdyHorns

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    You must be new to Earth. Let me introduce you to the human race.
     
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  4. ashy larry

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    why do you approach employees with inherent skepticism. and during a pandemic? jfc
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    Does the man get his work done and up to standard? That should be the only question.
     
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  6. ashy larry

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    my wife has cancer
    prove it
    ???
    there’s pizza in the break room! jean day!!!!!!!!
     
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  7. Bo Pelinis

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    Like, you think I'd lie about something like that? If so, why are you still paying me to be an employee here?
     
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  8. Redav

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    "We're a family here!"
     
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  9. CaneKnight

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    Lick them boots cunt
     
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  10. kinghill

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    ashy - I could be wrong, maybe we shouldn't ask employees for documentation.

    Anyway disregard, just wanted to strike up some discussion - no offense CaneKnight and sorry to hear about your mother. You're one of the most passionate posters on this site and sometimes the extreme nature in which you post things just makes me want to ask about it rather than just click Like like everyone else.
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    My mom's had cancer for years. Multiple myloma never goes away you can only do maintenance on it. He's missed numerous work things because of it. This is the first time they've asked him for medical proof.
     
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  12. Redav

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    Like it's bad enough to force a 60-something year old back into an office for no good reason in the first place. He could die too
     
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  13. ashy larry

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    i haven’t pick up a business textbook since the day i graduated and got the fuck away from those people but i can’t imagine having any other impulse than extending grace
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

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    I fucking hate that horseshit asses in seats culture. It's such nonsense.
     
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  15. CaneKnight

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    My job of all places is considering moving a portion of the workforce to remote FOREVER. They saw work was still getting done and money was rolling in, so they really don't give a fuck. A year ago that would've been a preposterous suggestion in the eyes of the higher ups.

    Are you getting your work done?
    Is it being done a timely manner?

    If the answer to both of those are yes who gives a fuck where they work from.
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

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    A bunch of jobs are doing this. You can remove so much overhead by not having physical offices. And guess, what, people still do their work for the most part because they like keeping their jobs.
     
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  17. Redav

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    My job is one that is forcing us to be here despite being able to do our jobs 100% remotely
     
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  18. shaolin5

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    I had this conversation with a kid on the first day of school
    Student: "My mom had Covid"
    Me: "Oh wow, when did she have it? Is she doing OK?"
    Student: "I mean, HAS Covid. HAS".
    Me: "Oh".

    We really are fucked
     
  19. The Real UT

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    Do you know if his company took a PPP loan? They might need it for documentation when they put together the forgiveness packet. The long form asks for a ton of shit that seems unnecessary.
     
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  20. The Banks

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    If that were the case the employer should explain it.
     
  21. ~ taylor ~

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    You think they need documented proof of illness of the spouses of employees who are working from home? Pffft.
     
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  22. The Real UT

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    I hear ya but the loan is administered between the company and the bank. The SBA gets the completed packet from the bank and then decides on forgiveness. I don't think the employer would ever have the opportunity to explain it to the SBA.
     
  23. The Real UT

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    I don't know. It just seemed weird that a company who seemingly knew about the situation would all of a sudden need formal documentation. The only thing that I could think of would be a PPP or other regulatory reason.
     
  24. ashy larry

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    that same parent would be very concerned if a student brought a weapon to school
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Explain why some people are working from home? You think they're auditing employee location?
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    It is because they're assholes.
     
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  27. The Banks

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    Explain it to the employee why he needs to bring in a doctors note*
     
  28. bertwing

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    My reaction woulda literally been:
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  29. Illinihockey

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    So data dump in Florida today? Worldometer is listing 378 deaths today which is their most ever by a mile
     
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  30. The Real UT

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    I don't know. My mom has had to jump through hoops to get everything required by the SBA for forgivenss so that was just the only semi-excusable scenario I could think of when I saw the post. Unless there is an outside need or if they are just indeed assholes, I can't think of a reason they would need something like that. Shitty regardless.
     
  31. CaneKnight

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    They're forcing their ENTIRE workforce to come back and are only giving exemptions to people who can provide medical documentation. My dad's bosses aren't being a given a choice at all they have to go back no matter what. It's pure insanity.... Should be noted this heel turn came like a few days after the RNC so take from that what you will.

    I just think the people in charge are insane right wingers.
     
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  32. The Banks

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    Labor Day weekend lag I would assume. For anyone wondering their previous high was 276
     
  33. The Real UT

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    Geez...that's shitty. Perhaps they are just assholes. That sucks man.
     
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  34. ashy larry

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  35. CaneKnight

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    Honestly my Dad will handle his business, but I feel bad for the rest of his workforce. Like wtf man, this virus isn't gone. This country has gone insane. I really don't want to live here anymore. It's awful.
     
  36. Josey Wales

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    Aw fuck they know it’s a republican zombie disease
     
  37. MA

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    Yeah, nothing says you're looking for some honest discussion quite like asking someone if they've ever had a job.
     
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  39. slogan119

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    I just had our CFO admit that to me and let it slip we’re trying to get out of leases early
     
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  40. slogan119

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    I think the general consensus in here was the 2nd wave would start after Labor Day when businesses wanted to get back to normal occupancy at that time
     
  41. Beeds07

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    That joke just writes itself
     
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  42. The Banks

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    Schools will be the biggest driver
     
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  43. Chipper>Jeter

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    Just curious how does one do that? Offer to buy part of it out? Asking because my business partner and I started discussing that this week for one of our stores.
     
  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Going to be crazy if there's actually a real estate crash in these super tech dominated cities.
     
  45. JGator1

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  46. shaolin5

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    Breaking India's own record. I mean, just HOLY SHIT
     
  47. shaolin5

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    She also has a bad case of the horse face
     
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  48. The Banks

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    For perspective this would be equivalent to us getting 24K cases in a day.
     
  49. BUstang

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    That's how they like them out there.
     
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