Spoiler I watched American Psycho for the first time in 2001 thinking it was released in the early 90s. I had a huge crush on the girl I watched it with and much like the release date I didn’t figure out till much later I was the mayor of Friendsville. She would eventually get on meth and die of organ failure /wtffreak
All of your posts from here on out have to be in this same Hunter S Thompson style. I’m sorry but these are just the rules
As long as he manually retypes pages from the Great Gatsby before he composes the post like Hunter did.
This is a standard you both know I cannot live up to, thanks to my parents loving me too much while also managing to ignore me. Also what little the Alabama education system taught me I’ve melted out of my brain or just plain forgotten.
Yeah a girl wearing a 28F would have the same overall measurement in inches as a girl wearing a 32B (I think that’s right)
After acute statistical analysis, I've concluded I'd like for her to sit on top of me and spin like a top. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
I’m not sure what it says about me that I can read that headline and my first reaction is how gross that bathroom is.
Man, if that bathroom is gross to you, you don’t ever want to see how a LOT of people live. It’s quite amazing and unexpected a lot of the time.