NHL Thread: Roy is War

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  1. dump

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    THE EXPERTS SAID THAT THE FLAMES WERE TOO HOT FOR US

    THEY SAID THAT THE AVALANCHE WERE TOO TALENTED FOR US

    THEY SAID THAT THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS WERE TOO DEEP FOR US

    WELL WE PROVED THEM ALL WRONG FUCKERS
     
  2. ohhaithur

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    Touch it you coward
     
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    FROM COACHING TURMOIL TO BEGIN THE SEASON WITH A DRUNK HEAD COACH

    AND THAT GAVE US THE LEGEND RICK THE BIG DICK BOWNESS

    AND THEN AT THE END OF THE SEASON OUR OFFENSE WAS COLDER THAN Truman ’s SEX LIFE

    WE OVERCAME IT ALL
     
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  4. MJH

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    Props to Dallas. It seemed like everyone was predicting a Vegas/Colorado WCF and they knocked off both to reach the final. If Khudobin stays hot they’ll be tough to beat.
     
  5. CF3234

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    I hate that these calls are automatic while you can tackle people with out getting a penalty
     
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  6. racer

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    The hot takes are rolling out of Las Vegas right now.
    Top 3:
    - Fire DeBoer (I don’t totally agree, but he did make some questionable choices. Goalies, messing with the only line that was worth a shit)
    - Should have never signed Lenher. MAF would have them in the final.
    - Nobody wants the COVID cup and the good teams (including Vegas) threw the tournament.
     
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  7. dump

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    4-0 in playoff OT this postseason :smug:
     
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    I hope you win Game 5 but just like your state you guys are only going down from there, buddy
     
  9. John McGuirk

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    Audibly chuckled at “Rick the Big Dick Bowness”
     
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    Look at this man and you’ll know that he is packing some serious heat

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  11. CaneKnight

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    Just an incredible choke job there tonight Vegas
     
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  12. John McGuirk

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    After the goal to make it 2-1, blood was in the water. Total momentum shift
     
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    I just realized this is Big Dick Bowness’ time to take revenge on his former employer

    too bad that limp dick bitch Yzerman left for a basement team in Detroit
     
  14. Illinihockey

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    Vegas handed them the game with some bad penalties down the stretch and in OT
     
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  15. BayouMafia

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    Crazy year so far
     
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  16. John McGuirk

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    Dallas took the game. The penalties were not helpful, but they had them on the ropes from 3rd quarter period on
     
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  17. Zebbie

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    Bones fucking rules
     
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  18. Illinihockey

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    they scored two power play goals to tie and win the game. Saying the penalties weren’t helpful is a bit of an understatement
     
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  19. dump

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    you’re arguing with a guy who thought we stood no chance vs colorado
     
  20. ohhaithur

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    big hockey guy?
     
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  21. dump

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    Dobby says WE’RE NOT GOING FUCKING HOME

     
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  22. John McGuirk

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    I’ve watched two and a half whole series so I’m basically a pro now
     
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    Congrats Dump

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  24. dump

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    Hoping we can be that Devils team vs TB
     
  25. RavenNole

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    I’m not as surprised as some that Dallas won the series but I’m surprised they won it in 5.
     
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  26. IHHH

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    i said in 5 buddy
     
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  28. Illinihockey

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  30. RavenNole

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    this is why I hoped Dallas would lose last night. I’m not rooting against my team and I think Brayden point and maybe stamkos could use a couple extra days. Stamkos was practicing yesterday and didn’t have a no contact jersey on so it wouldn’t surprise me if he plays in the next round if we make it.
     
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    Stars vs Lightning is such a unique mascot matchup
     
  32. BayouMafia

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    astronomy > meteorology
     
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  33. dump

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    stars don’t kill people

    except on the ice

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  35. dump

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    It’s beautiful

     
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  36. mtsucalico85

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    Think it's a fair deal for both sides. Now let's see what they decide to do with Dumba.
     
  37. DeToxRox

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  39. IHHH

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    Blake geoffrion is a name I haven’t seen in a while. The guy that finished his career as a player was a teammate of mine in minor hockey, dude hit like a ton of bricks. He is also in management for Tampa, great guy.

     
  40. RavenNole

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    No Brayden point tonight. Not ideal.
     
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  41. dump

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    honestly I feel so good for my only captain Jamie Benn now that he finally got some postseason success after being dragged down during this organization’s dark ages
     
  42. ohhaithur

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    That might literally be the worst no call I've ever seen
     
  43. JGator1

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    looked onside imo
     
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  44. RavenNole

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    Kucherov, point and stamkos all hurt. Hedman and McDonagh have been hurt and missed time these playoffs. Really bad injury luck.
     
  45. Gunners

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    I hate when guys are 2 on 1 with no intention of shooting
     
  46. dump

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    come the fuck on TB
     
  47. dump

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    34 shots on goal combined with 7 minutes left in the 3rd

    :gross:
     
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    Another series ending bad penalty
     
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  49. dump

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    yeah but we want TB to win so its okay
     
  50. Gunners

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    I don’t