Nature is scary thread

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  1. webbi

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  2. War Grundle

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    That’s when you just drive forward.
     
  3. Pelican

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    Anacondas would be a top-five snake if they had better speed on land.
     
  4. CloudBerry

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    I saw this movie. That guy fucks a human lady
     
  5. bigred77

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    He obviously don't want none
     
  6. Nole0515

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    im assuming that person shit themselves
     
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  7. IHHH

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    a moose is not dangerous at all, only way he will kill you is if he starts running and you are in his path but he doesn’t want that.


    I get your point, they are so impressively huge. I would not feel very comfortable in that situation, hunters are usually kind of used to this, that was very close though.
     
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  8. IHHH

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    Also, the most impressive thing about them from all the stories I have heard from hunters, that moose would hop in the woods if he heard a car coming on that road and he would not have any issue navigating through the trees at almost full speed.
     
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  9. Emma

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    The didn't know it was that soft
     
  10. skrouse

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    Wonder why
     
  11. War Grundle

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    Moose are awesome. My dad saw them all the time in Maine. Said if they saw one while going fishing they steered clear.
     
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  12. Emma

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    Echolocation
     
  13. IHHH

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    Many of my friends are hunters, I could not do it. But I love the meat, incredibly good meat. Full of proteins and not a lot of fat. It’s not easy to cook but if done right it is delicious
     
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  14. Line 4 Guy

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    I believe the plural of moose is meese sir.
     
  15. IHHH

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    it’s moises
     
  16. War Grundle

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    My dad in ‘64-65 was fishing in northern Maine in a creek when he heard a “clicking” sound. He looked to his right and about 25 yards away was a huge moose. He just dropped his pole and sprinted home.
     
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  17. IHHH

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    he could have stayed there, no danger at all. But I can see why he would do that. I would have done the same.

    maine is close to Quebec, the moose were plenty back then.
     
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  18. pearl

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    The fuck is that?
     
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  19. backinblack23

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    Gojira
     
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  20. Randy Dangus

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    Wat? Moose are usually docile but can be dangerous af. A bull moose in rut can stomp your ass.
     
  21. One Two

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    Marine iguanas. Hideous fucking things
     
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  22. xec

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    And kiss your ass goodbye if you somehow get between mom and her calf.
     
  23. IHHH

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    Bunch of pussies up in here


    Just kidding, yes they can be dangerous but if they kill you it’s by accident
     
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  25. Nug

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    Not scary, but saw this huge bug sticking it's cricket genitalia in the ground while hiking over the weekend. I think it's laying eggs?
     
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    Owsley
     
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  27. CloudBerry

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    Nah, Ive done that before. Just horny
     
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  31. mmm

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    Interesting how pissed the croc was that he barely missed the zebra.
     
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    Ever been with Dbl when the McFlurry machine was out?
     
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  34. Fargin' Icehole

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  35. Jax Teller

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    burnttatertot Owsley it may be time to burn the house down. I can't really tell if this is the same demon from the other night or a new one that has decided to camp out at the front door. I almost walked into it's web just now.
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  36. Jax Teller

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    Also burnttatertot its not the same as last time. Definitely different looking and not a spiral web.
     
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  37. swiz

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  38. burnttatertot

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    Invite him inside for a drink, get to know each other.
     
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  39. Jax Teller

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    I know how this movie ends.
     
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  40. tigr2ndbase

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    Fargin' Icehole Exactly what I was thinking. I’m sure it can take its limbs off and attach to other parts of the body.
     
  41. Fargin' Icehole

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  42. Nug

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    He probably wants to be a web designer
     
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