THE EXPERTS SAID THAT THE FLAMES WERE TOO HOT FOR US THEY SAID THAT THE AVALANCHE WERE TOO TALENTED FOR US THEY SAID THAT THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS WERE TOO DEEP FOR US WELL WE PROVED THEM ALL WRONG FUCKERS
FROM COACHING TURMOIL TO BEGIN THE SEASON WITH A DRUNK HEAD COACH AND THAT GAVE US THE LEGEND RICK THE BIG DICK BOWNESS AND THEN AT THE END OF THE SEASON OUR OFFENSE WAS COLDER THAN Truman ’s SEX LIFE WE OVERCAME IT ALL
Props to Dallas. It seemed like everyone was predicting a Vegas/Colorado WCF and they knocked off both to reach the final. If Khudobin stays hot they’ll be tough to beat.
The hot takes are rolling out of Las Vegas right now. Top 3: - Fire DeBoer (I don’t totally agree, but he did make some questionable choices. Goalies, messing with the only line that was worth a shit) - Should have never signed Lenher. MAF would have them in the final. - Nobody wants the COVID cup and the good teams (including Vegas) threw the tournament.
I just realized this is Big Dick Bowness’ time to take revenge on his former employer too bad that limp dick bitch Yzerman left for a basement team in Detroit
Dallas took the game. The penalties were not helpful, but they had them on the ropes from 3rd quarter period on
they scored two power play goals to tie and win the game. Saying the penalties weren’t helpful is a bit of an understatement
this is why I hoped Dallas would lose last night. I’m not rooting against my team and I think Brayden point and maybe stamkos could use a couple extra days. Stamkos was practicing yesterday and didn’t have a no contact jersey on so it wouldn’t surprise me if he plays in the next round if we make it.
Blake geoffrion is a name I haven’t seen in a while. The guy that finished his career as a player was a teammate of mine in minor hockey, dude hit like a ton of bricks. He is also in management for Tampa, great guy.
honestly I feel so good for my only captain Jamie Benn now that he finally got some postseason success after being dragged down during this organization’s dark ages
Kucherov, point and stamkos all hurt. Hedman and McDonagh have been hurt and missed time these playoffs. Really bad injury luck.