Ballot harvesting is a 2020 term I wish I never knew existed. These are plenty, but this is one of them.
Kushner was just laying out the Israeli-UAE peace deal for Wolf Blitzer. Wolf asked if all the F35s we just sold to the UAE was part of the peace deal, lol. He also just said the Israelis know the president is the only one who could negotiate that peace deal and I just wanted Wolf to ask him “why?”
that response is great. He could also say something like "it takes a little bit of time to prepare these tax returns for publication. Unlike you, I haven't been a senator for 17 years."
God isn't real because COVID isn't killed this fat piece of shit... Or god him/her/whatever is also a piece of shit and enjoys our suffering.
that’s classic bill barr. Say insane shit but say it slowly and use phrases like “Capricious distribution” to sound smart. He’s the baby boomer Ben shapiro.
the prosecutor said most of the evidence came from jake himself so apparently it was an easy investigation
he made public posts on fb before the shooting talking about how fun it’s gonna be to be on a military style firewatch
In typical GOPer fashion, now that the thing has happened to him, he will change his stance. Like having a gay daughter or getting cancer.
Well, if they existed, the president should be required to take them. Is the UN going to ban us from a bowl game if our executive brunch is geeked up on Limitless pills?
This guy keeps tagging me on political posts. In case anyone wants to know what is going through the mind of a SW Florida conservative: Spoiler In response to me saying I don't support senseless violence: In response to me asking what point he was trying to make in tagging me in a conservative post on Biden's LGBTQ record: Ok, I proactively tagged in this one. In response to me asking what he thinks of our eugenics program: Yes, he posts from 2 accounts like a fucking weirdo.
I really do love the whole "destroy the nuclear family" thing lmao like what do they imagine will be the way that assault takes place, exactly?
Well, it’s simple really, the assault takes place when young black men and women start dating their sons and daughters. Also gays will turn their sons and daughters gay which would lead to them not having kids and therefore destroying the nuclear family.
Spoiler Opinion by Alexandra Petri Columnist September 15, 2020 at 3:05 p.m. CDT Believe me when I tell you that the LAST THING I could POSSIBLY want would be to vote for Donald Trump. That’s why I am so stunned that you have taken it upon yourself to go to such lengths to FORCE me to vote for him! You sick, sick monster! I don’t even like him, not even one little bit. So I hope you’re happy with what YOU are making me do, which comes to me as a total surprise and is definitely not a foregone conclusion in any way. Over the past four years, Trump’s ominous shadow has devoured everything that was precious about America, chewed on it and spat out only bones and gristle. This has slightly obscured the accomplishments of his administration, which include, if I am remembering right (DON’T TELL ME IF I’M NOT; THAT WILL MAKE ME ANGRY, AND YOU KNOW WHO ANGRY PEOPLE VOTE FOR), ending the budget deficit and doing whatever it was Abraham Lincoln did, but better and faster. Do I think Trump has the attributes necessary for governing? Absolutely not! He is a dangerous man, and every day we spend under his leadership is a day we lose a precious share of the world’s respect that we may never regain. There’s definitely not a “But!” coming after such a strong and overwhelming condemnation of his leadership. But! (You MONSTER! I can’t BELIEVE you put a “BUT” right here in my otherwise full-throated condemnation! That is the only explanation for how it could have gotten there; I know I would not have put it there.) I am more afraid that Joe Biden is the unwitting puppet of dangerous socialists, something you forced me to think using a mind ray. God! You’re even more disgusting than I imagined. It is also bizarre and, frankly, counterproductive of you to insist that I not read any of Biden’s policy positions on anything, or how you have expended all this effort to make me baselessly paranoid that some shadowy, unseen figure is pulling his strings — something I would not think on my own! Can’t believe you’ve pushed me to this point. I should also note that, much as I hold deep, principled reservations about Trump’s leadership, I just want to say that if anyone makes me feel the least bit uncomfortable about the legacy of racism in this country or urges me to learn one particle of history that I would not like to learn, I will panic, and when I panic, I vote for Trump (which is, I admit, weird given that I have ZERO desire to do so). Also, I am sick of media bias. Journalists never quote the president saying anything that makes him look good or sound competent. But just statistically a person must sometimes sound at least kind of competent. Like the monkey-typewriter-Shakespeare thing! So if I see anywhere that the president said something that makes him look bad, malicious or incompetent, you know what that means: I’m going to have to vote for him. Twist my arm, why don’t you! I am not worried about any dictatorial tendencies from Trump. Yes, he says all the time now that he deserves a third term and that his first one should not be counted, and he constantly implies that he will not accept the results of the election as legitimate if they involve the counting of mailed-in ballots. He also loves nothing better than to embrace creepy strongmen abroad! But (whoa, another “but”! You must be really messed up) I just kind of don’t think he really will follow through on any of it? And what if Biden, whom I have no reason to believe would do any of these things, were secretly planning something much, much worse? Are there people on the right as bad as the people on the left who are really what is wrong with America? Yes, I think? You made me frame that very confusingly. Sure, it’s bad that the president is giving aid and cover to white supremacists, but — I can’t BELIEVE you would make me put another “but” here! This isn’t a sentence that should have a “but” in it! Though while we’re here, I guess I would say, since you’ve forced me to — but how much do we really need to care about that? You’ve given me no choice but to vote for Trump. Is there anything any of you could say or do that would make me not vote for him? Wow, it’s condescending questions like this that have really forced my hand. So I am going to hold my nose and vote for Donald Trump. It would be a real shame for the country, I think, but then again, it might not be such a shame. It almost feels like you WANT me to do it. Okay, I’ll do it.
It's really just amazing how much Trump projects his insecurities on others. We all know he's hopped up on shit so he has to blame others