Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  2. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    One of my favorites.
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

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    we have different opinions. All good. If I apologized every time I was a dick on here I’d do nothing else.
     
  4. RavenNole

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  5. Hank Scorpio

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    He finally blocked me, lol
     
  6. TAS

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    They're fucking maniacs on the roads here in Houston.
     
  7. CUAngler

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    Biden needs to put a a rx pill bottle with white tic tacs on his podium and pop one in front of trump before answering each debate question.
     
  8. GrizzliesDrew

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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She is one of the worst people in DC and Chuck T puts her on MTP every fucking week.
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

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    This whole exchange. Wow.

     
  11. steamengine

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    This town hall is fire
     
  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This townhall is going to be a gold mine of content.

     
  13. TylerDurden

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    A fucking lunatic

     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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  15. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Trump is an absolute moron
     
  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  17. HoosDaMan

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    “Herd mentality.”
     
  18. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s mamba mentality that will kill it, Mr President
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    gave you the like but too soon
     
  20. steamengine

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    My president is still out here measuring the economy by gdp

    :banderas:
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. HoosDaMan

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    Why do they allow Trump to claim job growth when it’s just people returning from the shutdown? Faux job creation.
     
  23. Josey Wales

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    He’s gonna get destroyed in the debates because there are only a dozen things Biden needs to remember to fuck his shit up. All else fails hit President t with a “everyone is saying <insert sensitive topic>” and watch him implode.
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    he should be asked about his regrets and mistakes every single debate. he's so narcissistic that he can't admit to anything.
     
  25. cutig

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    This can't possibly be helping him.
     
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  26. bro

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    Is Biden’s town hall next week?
     
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  27. HoosDaMan

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    She basically said “stfu.”
     
  28. IV

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    sounds like it’s right now
     
  29. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The shitty socialism talking points aren’t gonna work for this woman.
     
  30. cutig

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    Didn't sound like they set one up yet
     
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  31. ButchCassidy

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    My neighbors put up Trump signs the other day. I want to read them Trump talking about trees exploding, and ask them how on earth they could support somebody that dumb.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    Seems like I am going to have to watch this. Sounds like a complete shit show
     
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  33. steamengine

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    This man is a literal snake oil salesman
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I can't stand to watch this evil ass, are people asking him questions virtually on camera? Doesn't sound like he has a friendly audience,

     
  35. cutig

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    Now he's said his plan is done
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    He can't go 2 minutes without mentioning Obama.
     
  37. steamengine

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    It’s a socially distanced in person audience and they are having none of the bullshit.
     
  38. Hank Scorpio

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    It's all the same talking points, just that he's being asked good questions and being called out by George.

    The problem is that even when George calls him out, he ignores it and sticks to his script.
     
  39. steamengine

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    He knows that the clips of him talking are all that’ll ever get any run.
     
  40. HoosDaMan

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    I hate his fucking guts but I hate those who have given him power more
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

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    so it’s not worth watching? It doesn’t air here for a couple hours.
     
  42. Hank Scorpio

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    I mean it's not going to change your opinion on anything. But it's nice to see people asking well thought out questions and being allowed to follow-up without being cut off so he can go to the OAN reporter.

    But this man doesn't have a critical thinking bone in his body and even when his lies get pointed out, he just doubles down.
     
  43. HoosDaMan

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    Jim nodding along. Fuck you, Jim and your Nazi haircut
     
  44. BrentTray

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  45. IV

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    wut?
     
  46. HoosDaMan

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    “Unfortunately, I did.”