(The) Hellscape Armageddon Inferno Thread

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  1. Irush

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    I grew up in eastern PA 20 mins from jersey


    Crazy
     
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  2. Duck70

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    It got me last night. I have been going to work all throughout COVID and still was during the fires. Came home yesterday, almost passed out and had a serious migraine
     
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  3. BellottiBold

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    I'm totally remote and staying inside, but I guess it's just been long enough now with the reduced exposure for it to matter :/
     
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  4. duc15

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    My girlfriend and I have been dealing with migraines since the weekend
     
  5. NoNatty

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    take it to the east coast hellscape armageddon inferno thread.
     
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  6. Taffy

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    What's the AQI normally where you guys are? Just checked ours and its 29
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    The Apple Weather app says it’s 27 here
     
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  8. Butthead

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    Update: coughing like a motherfucker the last two mornings about 30 minutes after I wake up
     
  9. Butthead

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    It's good enough that I hadn't ever checked it before like last week
     
  10. BellottiBold

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    We actually manged to plummet into the double digits over the last few hours. Fucking miracle.
     
  11. duc15

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    We dropped from 161 to 95 in like 2 hours
     
  12. Duck70

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  13. duc15

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    Currently have flash flood warnings and to watch for debris flow in the locations of fires
     
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  14. bro

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  15. Imurhuckleberry

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    Nothing like what y'all are dealing with but we reached an aqi of 78 in OKC. Can't smell it but the visibility is super low. FB_IMG_1600704420463.jpg
     
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  16. BellottiBold

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    We're in much better shape now but still not technically 'normal'
    Not sure of the containment of Riverside and Beachie Creek, but Holiday Farm is supposedly around 17%
     
  17. Duck70

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    Climate change is real y'all and its here. I have lived in this area my entire life and we have never had fires like this before, this has now happened twice in the last 3 years (this year was the worst in a century though).

    This was 9/8

     
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  18. Popovio

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    The Bobcat Fire is still burning pretty much out of control. It burned clear across the mountain range to the high desert, the Joshua Trees and Manzanitas are getting obliterated :tebow:. Burned through a lot of the camping places I've been going to since I was a kid.

    Joshua Trees take a really long time to grow, so this is terrible.

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  19. AptosDuck

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    I hated that album
     
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  20. TylerDurden

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  21. spagett

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    Feels like she's really shoehorning that tie-in to social issues

    According to her own tweet, none of them started the fires for political reasons. The headline is "butthurt bitches start fires"
     
  22. Butthead

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  23. BellottiBold

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    Napa and Sonoma are getting destroyed :ohdear:


    Meanwhile our air is supposed to get smokey again tomorrow, because in 2020 SMOKE FORECASTS ARE A THING
     
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  24. mc415

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    My rep had to evacuate from St Helena this weekend his house isn’t looking good
     
  25. bro

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    Estes Park is the main city that you utilize to enter Rocky Mountain National Park

     
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  26. BWC

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    Just evac'd with my parents from Granby, on the downhill side of Berthoud now. Starting about 5 pm last night, this was just unreal to watch. Hope everyone out in Grand County and now on the other side of the divide stay safe out there. First responders have been incredible. Very well-organized efforts.
     
  27. Duck70

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    Best of luck to you dude. Stay safe
     
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  28. mtsucalico85

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    For context, the current record for hottest temperature in June for Portland is 102 degrees, and their all-time hottest temperature is 107.

    They could make a run at 111-112 degrees on Sunday.
     
  29. soulfly

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    Yeah this is fucking horrifying. Currently staring down a Saturday--->Saturday of 106, 109, 111, 113, 109, 108, 106, 104
     
  30. Arliden

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    Honestly every issue nowadays takes a back seat to my concern about the West and water going forward.
     
  31. NineteenNine

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    That doesn’t seem possible.
     
  32. soulfly

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    I mean, the world and water. But yes. First page of the global warming debunked thread still pisses me off.
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    Was just reading that United is offering waivers for folks who want to back out of west coast flying this weekend. Expecting irregular ops I guess.
     
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  34. Imurhuckleberry

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    Been getting some much needed rain here the last few days. 104° at 8000' shouldn't be a thing.
     
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  35. Nole0515

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  36. Butthead

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    I will be in the Mt Hood National Forest tomorrow evening until Tuesday :warn:
     
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  37. BellottiBold

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  38. Corky Bucek

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    Escaping the extreme weather just like Ted Cruz :warn:
     
  39. BellottiBold

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    That ain't escaping lol
     
  40. Corky Bucek

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    Butthead and his buddy Beavis hiked up to the top of Mount Hood where it’s 56 while his Suburu along with you plebes are roasting in the sun. Should have planned better.
     
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  41. Duck70

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    Dude, just dont man.
     
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  42. Duck70

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    Literally the base of Mt Hood is supposed to be 94.

    The coast is a different story, a scorching 66 degrees.
     
  43. mc415

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    my in laws are in Newport Beach OR and it’s won’t be past 73 on Sunday, crazy the difference
     
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  44. duc15

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    We are supposed to get to 90 on Sunday here which is still too hot for me but nothing like the valley
     
  45. Randy Dangus

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  46. BellottiBold

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    Reporting to you live from the region where we're still easily 10° off of tomorrow's expected nightmare and everything sucks super hard.
     
  47. AptosDuck

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    Just checked Hillsboro OR because my dad lives there, it's 104 now and they expect 114 Sunday and Monday

    it's 77 and breezy here in the state where everybody's leaving for Texas
     
  48. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Irush MIA?
     
  49. OZ2

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    nobody:


    Absolutely nobody:


    my damn dog a bit ago:
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