Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. joe-

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  2. RavenNole

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    Biden team needs to hit this repeatedly. He will take away healthcare for preexisting conditions because he’s repealing Obamacare without even having a plan to replace it with. A vote for trump is a vote to lose your healthcare.
     
  3. El Tiburon

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    The day cannot come soon enough for Barr to be perp walked in disgrace as he’s led to jail on treason charges. You know he’s exactly the kind of coward who will commit suicide before facing humiliation, too.
     
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  4. joe-

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    I used that zoomed in pic on the wrong post but it’s fine because nothing matters
     
  5. RavenNole

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    This presser seems to have gone off the rails

    this healthcare plan is a big opportunity for Biden to push healthcare and say that the president in 3.5 years didn’t even think it was important enough to have his people come up with a plan yet he’s working hard to repeal Obamacare. I think this issue will hit well if played properly.
     
  6. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    just that pussy ass metric system
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    American imperialism on full display. Disgusting and disgraceful. Canada is still a nation.
     
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  8. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  9. Josey Wales

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    Tbh 23% is possibly lower than I expected considering the size of Trump’s base. Idk maybe if you account for age group, probably falsely assuming younger people are less stupid, it is high.
     
  10. JGator1

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    Healthcare is the easy way to win because Obamacare is viewed much differently now than during Obama's tenure. If the gop had repealed Obamacare they would've lost the Senate in 2018.

     
  11. Henry Blake

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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    The flat earth thing is always jarring. Like what do they think the deal is with the moon?
     
  13. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    It goes under the disc at during the day
     
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  14. RavenNole

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  15. Hank Scorpio

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    That would have been nice to ask before she walked off stage
     
  16. Hank Scorpio

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    Got this text from my mom last night:
    "Just talked to my sister Terry. She said that you're a liberal. How did that happen?"

    Can't wait for the next family get together!

    :killme:
     
  17. IV

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    well y’all kept voting for fascist
     
  18. bro

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    :roll: what in the world
     
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  19. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Tell her because you want to pack the supreme court with minority transgender marxists
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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    That sure sounds annoying
     
  21. bro

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    Carey doing skit comedy is good news imhv
     
  22. joe-

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    I for one cannot wait for SNL to portray both candidates as equally unfit for office
     
  23. afb

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    whoa

    I am not here for the jim carrey slander*

    *unless there is something I am not aware of
     
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  24. Butthead

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    Apparently he legitimately believed Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler hated each other
     
  25. dome foam

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  26. TylerDurden

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    when I told my mom in 16 that I wasn’t voting for Trump she gave me an expression like I told her I enjoyed decapitating kittens and playing tee ball with them. She was literally gobsmacked. She said “wait so that means you’re voting for Hillary?”


    “Yeah mom I ain’t voting for Jill fucking Stein”
     
  27. Paddy Murphy

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    You have to lean into it bud. It’s a lot more fun that way. It’s quite a sight when a bunch of trumpers are rambling on with Fox News talking points and not expecting any push back from anybody at the table and they get it.
     
  28. Hank Scorpio

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    Well this was my reply, which was very subdued compared to what I wanted to say:
    "I don't like to put myself in a box like that. But if being pro human rights and anti-lying/willfully uninformed presidents makes me a liberal, then if the shoe fits..."

    I never got a response.
     
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  29. Guns

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    can confirm that “liberal” is a big no no word in the South.

    yes, Mom, I’m an extreme lib, antifa commando that takes the beyond-the-pale stance that people should have affordable health care.
     
  30. NilesIrish

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    I doubt this happens. With it being Carrey I can see them doing an over the top Corvette Joe.

    they’ll continue to let Baldwin do whatever the fuck his Trump is.
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    Excuse me the proper vernacular is librul
     
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  32. RavenNole

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    Trump will not like this but i wish more watched that disaster
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    If you've got trumpy family members it is your patriotic duty to phrase your stances in such a way as to maximize the opportunity for a cardiac event fyi. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
     
  34. bro

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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Tell her the Soros check cleared.
     
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  36. TylerDurden

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    I am fucking nauseated

    fuck us

    fuck anyone OK with this

     
  37. steamengine

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    just say “it’s your fault for reading Shel Silverstein to me as a kid”.
     
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  38. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    We need this
     
  39. Bricktop the white

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    invite her to join TMB
     
  40. portlandspartan

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    Or just tell them they are a fucking asshole. Which may achieve the desired and mandated result anyways.
     
  41. bertwing

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    I get texts, instant messages through work, shit at the golf course, shit at any football game I attend, family gatherings with in-laws, and really just everywhere about being a liberal. My mom is a liberal as well, and we are the only ones in my entire family that are... and also the only ones that aren’t in law enforcement, have a college education, and are financially more well off than the rest of my family and the majority of my friends that give me so much shit.
     
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  42. IV

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    It really starts to wear thin doesn't it

    I haven't spoken to my brother in 3 weeks, he's refusing to wear mask anywhere he goes, and left one family group chat because someone posted something about covid
     
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  43. bertwing

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    I’ve stopped being nice and just call them fucking idiots. It’s always the same classics on repeat any time it gets brought up.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Lame, Woody Harrelson was a great Biden
     
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  45. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh, I never thought of that.
     
  46. bertwing

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  47. OZ2

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    My immediate family knows where I stand.

    One of the many reasons I no longer frequent facebook? It bothered people when I called out a bishop of Wisconsin for blasting people who were gay. This same shitbird covered up many abuse scandals in his district.

    I guess it doesn’t make people happy when I remarked, ‘oh, it’s totally wrong to be in a consensual relationship between two adults but it’s perfectly fine for a priest to touch somebody under age of the same sex? Ok!!! #eyeroll’

    Do I mention I was catholic and we had a former priest that was removed for the same reasons? Or that he was one of the ones named just a couple years later?

    These people are fucking hypocrites. Didn’t need to listen to a few of my aunts and uncles opinions anymore and now I have next to nothing to do with my family that isn’t immediate and outside a select few beyond that.