Browns Thread: 'Twas fun while it lasted

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  1. TheGrifter

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    I love everything. Last week was an aberration.

    Super Bowl!
     
  2. Bruce Bowen

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    Way to go Parkey!!!
     
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  3. dukebuckeye

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    Completing passes, making kicks.

    Look at us.

    Hey, look at us.
     
  4. HotMic

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    Gross defense. Our back 7 is just plain bad.
     
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  5. TheGrifter

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    Browns have cap space, and there are some solid free agents out there to improve this secondary.

    Go buy one.

    What they are trotting out there right now is pathetic.
     
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  6. comrade static

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    boo this man!
     
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  7. dukebuckeye

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    Yes to both
     
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  8. comrade static

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    Is Tony Jefferson still available?
     
  9. TheGrifter

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    Why do we see flashes before things begin to unravel EVERY FUCKING GAME?
     
  10. Brownstown

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    Give me Earl fucking Thomas. One year deal, next year cut him loose. Guarantee him to this years cap only.
     
  11. Bruce Bowen

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    That Bengals gunner definitely turned upfield before the snap no?

    edit: maybe not was close
     
  12. TheGrifter

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    Nevermind.

    I love everything again.

    Carry on.
     
  13. HotMic

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    Best half from Baker since?

    This is impressive.
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    That slo mo spiral to Hodge made it move
     
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  15. TheGrifter

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    Giving up these drives with basically seconds left in the half is... frustrating.
     
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  16. HotMic

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    The offense

    :feelsgoodman:

    The back end of the defense

    :feelsbadman:
     
  17. Corch

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    Our defense is total dog shit but I'll take it
     
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  18. HotMic

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  19. TheGrifter

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    We are 100% going to lose now.
     
  20. dukebuckeye

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    What a horrible call going for it. Take the 3 and get a two possession lead
     
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    mind numbingly stupid
     
  22. SugarShaun

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    I've always said "Don't give Nick Chubb 8 tries from the 1"
     
  23. 20/20/20/20

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    I liked when Myles Garrett made him fumble.
     
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  24. Bruce Bowen

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    Getting a stop on 4th and 4+ would be neat
     
  25. HotMic

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    The defense has been bad, but let’s not forget to thank our shitty special teams for letting the Bengals start 4 drives at midfield.
     
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  26. 20/20/20/20

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    Andy Janovich gbr nfm
     
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  27. 20/20/20/20

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    God damn it Baker
     
  28. Bruce Bowen

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  29. 20/20/20/20

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    That face mask was an absolute game changer. From 3rd and 20+ to a first down in the redzone. And he gets sacked even if Gustin doesn’t lay a hand on him.
     
  30. Voodoo

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    What a run
     
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  31. 20/20/20/20

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    436 yards and this game still felt a little too close for comfort. If they don’t score that drive, I feel like they likely lose.
     
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  32. Voodoo

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    To be fair, we’re missing half our expected starters in the secondary.
     
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  33. Bruce Bowen

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    Bengals 5/5 on 4th down :/
     
  34. goheels10

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    57 attempts for Burrow and he's taken some serious shots the first two weeks
     
  35. HotMic

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    Ward was phenomenal tonight, and I thought the front 4 were solid.

    LB’er play is killing us. Almost everything Cincinnati did tonight was underneath and we have zero at the position to counter it.
     
  36. goheels10

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    And porter gustin is eating up this OL. No bueno with him facing a DL like BAL or PIT. Kid is gonna get effed up
     
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  37. HotMic

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    And just as I post that I watch a LB’er get played for a TD.
     
  38. 20/20/20/20

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    Janovich wins the game gbr
     
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  39. dukebuckeye

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    Offer Earl Thomas a $20m deal for this year only.
     
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  40. dukebuckeye

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    See if Ray Lewis has any interest in coming back.
     
  41. The Fuck Lion

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    this D is a second string type of unit outside of Miles and Ward
     
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  42. Corch

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    We need Micah Parsons badly. Our linebackers are fucking trash.
     
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  43. Corch

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    Sendejo sucks. Takitaki sucks. Karl Joseph sucks. Goodson mostly sucks. Thomas sucks.

    Garrett and Ward are great.
     
  44. Corch

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    Spend a trillion on defense in the off-season and trade up for Parsons.
     
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  45. Corch

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    Baker was great tonight minus one throw. A step in the right direction. Wills was great #Alabama Crimson Tide fuckfaces. Odell was great. Chubb and Hunt were great. Stefanski called a great game.

    Gotta fix this shit defense though.
     
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  47. comrade static

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    Fuck Trevor Lawrence. He didn’t unlock the Bud Light Fridge. It was the King of the Land, Baker Mayfield.

    Super Bowl Shuffle mother fuckers*

    *with some healthy/better guys on defense.
     
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  48. Todd Bonzales

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    I’m unignoring this thread now.

    Go, BROWNS!
     
  49. Corch

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    The orange pants were fine for one game.

    Hope they bust out the white on white next week.
     
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  50. Todd Bonzales

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    Ha Porter Gustin has been on the Browns and I had no idea. I wanted him on OSU real bad. REAL BAD.
     
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