CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Redav

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  2. Whammy

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    I feel better now (actually, not sarcastic)....he has seemed pretty confident in the process and his timeline all along
     
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  3. Whammy

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    I kind of get the sense that Trump can play with the CDC all he wants but at the end of the day 10 global pharmaceutical companies are beyond his reach.

    The only way the gov fucks up is approving the wrong one too quickly. But if Fauci says it’s good then I’m good
     
  4. VaxRule

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    If you’re still calling it the “Chinese virus” at this point, you’re just a piece of shit.
     
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  5. Jimmy the Saint

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    If you’ve ever called it the “Chinese virus” you’re a piece of shit.
     
  6. VaxRule

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    Well sure but I’m allowing some leeway for people to have had it all explained to them by now. The only reason anyone does it now is to use racism to upset “the libs.”
     
  7. One Two

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    Don’t worry guys the federal government is working hard to keep us safe during this pandemic

     
  8. CaneKnight

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    It's incredible how millions of people are this fucking stupid and falling for this grift. I'm to the point where I want them all gone. The politicians, the people who vote for them, the people fund em... All of them. They don't belong here anymore.
     
  9. AbeFroman

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    CaneKnight :

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  10. CaneKnight

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    Nah, Thanos was a moron. He could've wished for all the resources and not killed anyone. Fucking genocidal maniac. Absolute shit villain. Comic version's motivations made more sense imo

    If I had that kind of power I wouldn't kill them, but I certainly wouldn't let any right wingers live on this planet anymore. Fuckers would get sent to an "Earth like" planet that they can destroy and not harm anyone with an actual brain.

    I'd also fix the Earth's environmental issues and make sure they have to live on a planet with Earth's problems. No fresh start for those who ruined the planet.
     
  11. oknole

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    It's all been edited out by now, but the beginning of this thread was the wuhan virus and lots of jokes made.
     
  12. Henry Blake

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    Examples of how these 2 public health agencies got to this unprecedented subservient status
     
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  14. bro

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  15. Chipper>Jeter

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    Talked to a friend yesterday who told me his cousin went to the lake with family and most of them have tested positive. She is refusing to get tested because in her words this virus is a hoax. She is a principal of a school and is going into work like nothing happened.
     
  16. bro

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    gen X white people are awful.
     
  17. BellottiBold

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    You should definitely report her
     
  18. RavenNole

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    if you know what school you should anonymously report her. She’s putting peoples lives in danger.
     
  19. ned's head

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  20. shaolin5

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    I'm beginning to think that this past summer was a warning. We didn't listen.
     
  21. Chipper>Jeter

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    Unfortunately I don't but he was so pissed off yesterday I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He is basically an outcast in his family right now because of his stance on this virus.
     
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  22. Redav

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  23. JGator1

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    Shouldn’t have access to the icu or should be forced to pay all costs out of pocket no insurance.
     
  24. Champ

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  25. ned's head

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  26. CaneKnight

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    That person deserves to be put into a fucking woodchipper
     
  27. boone

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    havent been on in months.

    wut did I miss?
     
  28. CaneKnight

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  29. CaneKnight

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    America is committing genocide at the border and Trump admitted he's letting people die for Herd Immunity. Welcome back
     
  30. Matt Foley

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    **herd mentality
     
  31. Fuck this

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    13,000 new cases in France today.
     
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  32. boone

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    so I've... herd.
     
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  33. infected donkey

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    Co-workers daughter just tested positive in France on Monday.
     
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  34. WhiskeyDelta

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    Work Yesterday: hey the risks are the same as 6 months ago but we're bored with high risk people working from home so starting October 1st you have to come back
    Work this morning: hey we said October 1st but we meant BY October 1st and we're short manning so you have to back Wednesday.
    Work this afternoon: never mind, make it Monday.
     
  35. BlazingRebel

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    I'd take a sharpie and mark out HIPPA and write HIPAA.
     
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  36. afb

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    pretty sure china was a warning

    then europe was a warning
     
  37. double RL

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    I have a client that is an infectious diseases doctor at UAB hospital in Birmingham. He's obviously very knowledgeable about Covid. He hired us to build his mom a new deck. He asked me to go by and talk to her about the outdoor shower she wants to add to the deck. She starts talking about covid being a hoax to fix the election when I walked up wearing a mask and told me it's a waste of time to wear one.

    I called her son when I left and he's like, she's a foxnews casualty. He said he's just given up hope and can't do shit about her being a raging lunatic.
     
  38. bro

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    Facebook and Fox News warp the minds of middle aged and old white people like they thought Eminem and GTA was gonna do to the youth
     
  39. Emma

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    Wisconsin DHS: 2,533 new COVID-19 cases, 7 deaths confirmed

    1200 of the cases are people over 30.

    Florida had 10k a day

    Wisconsin has a population of 5.8m vs Florida's 22m

    Fucked
     
  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    The wife lost her sense of smell today
     
  41. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And she wasn't feeling that bad compared to you right? Or has she started to feel worse?
     
  42. pperc

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    that's covid for sure
     
  43. John McGuirk

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    They’re both positive

    Chipper>Jeter how ya feeling now? Been what, 5 days?
     
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  44. Chipper>Jeter

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    Her symptoms have been milder than mine up until this point. She has felt terrible the last couple of days. My symptoms hit me pretty hard early for about 5 days. Of course we have both had completely different issues with this virus. Its like it attacks hard any issues you have normally. I have IBS so my guts have been wrecked. She gets migraines and has had some really bad headaches.
    Oh no question this virus has made its presence known in our house. Even my youngest had obvious symptoms for a couple days. Middle child got re-tested yesterday but we won't know his results till next week.
    I feel a lot better just still really tired and winded easy. I am on day 7 of symptoms.
     
  45. Chipper>Jeter

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    Not a single one of my staff tested positive so keep wearing masks they work to stop the spread.
     
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  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    Yes but for shame infringing on their freedoms, you commie.
     
  47. Chipper>Jeter

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    Oh I had an employee try to tell me I was infringing on their freedom. Let them know real quick it’s not a democracy up there. Told him he was free to seek employment elsewhere though. Needless to say he doesn’t work for me anymore my staff has been happier as a result.
     
  48. Jimmy the Saint

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    :golfclap:
     
  49. Capt Wigs

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    Hi, my name is Captain Wiggles and I have tested positive for the covid. Last night at work I started getting unusually worn down as the night went on and I developed a cough. Stopped by the ER to see what was up and they gave me two nasal tests. One was a rapid result test and the other they are sending out. Rapid result does give out false negatives but hasn't had a false positive. Was super sweaty trying to sleep last night and lower back was cramping. Today I'm just tired and have a headache.
     
  50. pperc

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    i forgot, thanks