MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Never has a baby deer been so graceful

 

incredible

 

First they take my Ike, now they take my Kei. Lay off on the legends a bit Loons.

 

(You can take my Besler)

 

I couldn’t believe with all the shorty back lines out there this hasn’t already happened

 

Since MLS restart. Sporting 2nd in xG, middle of the pack in actual G. No Alan, no party.

 

Not great Bob

 

But still top 3 in official MLS power rankings...

 

Our x goal numbers

If only they actually finished the chances.

 

Shep Messing is a National Treasure

 

Well on the bright side, at least you're losing to good teams

Hopefully 3rd time's a charm for the Five Stripes against the mighty Beckhams tonight

 

Seattle gets to run their points up getting to play shitty ass LAFC, SJ, and Van. Pathetic.

 

Is this on big boy Fox? Why is the kick off so delayed?

 

Clown league

 

Jesus. Dallas are the worst at CONCACAFY bullshit.

 

This ain’t even a soccer match any more. Great Fucking job PRO.

 

Between the 73-75th minute Dallas got 4 yellows for time wasting.

 

Zusi is the dumbest mother fucker on the Fucking planet

 

He still has one more year.. facepalm

 

6 yellows and a red since the 75th for this bullshit

 

Vermes just ripping the shit out of Luchi

 

Should have tied it there at the end

 

Should of easily been up 3-2 if not for dumb ass Zusi and dumb ass Gerso

 

Can’t remember the last time I’ve been so pissed after a match

 

Guys, I have to watch this every fucking match

 

SPOILER ALERT:

THERE WASNT. Fucck PRO

 

PVs crew gonna meet Luchis crew in the alley behind the stadium (we don’t have any Publix) to have it out. #JerseyBoy

 

well it's gonna be another long night for your boys...

 

PV: “quit being pathetic bitches and maybe you could play in front of more than 30 people.”

 

got damn Pete

 

Dallas, the team that wasn’t allow to compete in MLS is Back because BBQ>>>Killing people via Covid now has the 5th highest PPG. I’m sure getting to play Nashville a dozen times in a row has nothing to do with it. Pathetic fucks.

 

pretty sure Dallas only got a point out of those Nashville games

 

Bottom of the table teams got to stay together am I right?

 

aaaaaaaaand we're down 1-0

 

aaaaaaaaaand we're tied up

 

Brek reclaims the lead

 

Beckham's stolen Don from us, refs holding on to cards for blatant infractions

 

Since it was FCC, I refuse to believe that was intentional

 

to be fair I doubt those are intentional the vast majority of the time

 

Zardes tho

 

Seriously, watch this