HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    I wouldn't object to that. That's probably overpaying him comparatively.

    I didn't realize he was hitting 200 for the last month. Damn, didn't realize it was that fucking bad. He's be so damn good if he could get a bit more consistency

    I'll be interested to see what Simmons gets in FA this year. He'll be 30, but is probably a better play than Dansby. Bat and Glove.
     
  2. Snakes

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    just zero chance he takes that awful contract. i'm sure we have been offering him something like that for the past few years.
     
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    What is a streaky defensive SS who is a sub 260 hitter really going to command?

    Srs question...and 260 might be pushing it
     
  4. Nug

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    Agree with where eagles bitch -- I think an Oz-type contract would be overpaying for Dansby. Happy to keep him, but only if the price is right.
     
  5. Gin Buckets

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    Simmons dWAR is 0.1 this season. (Dansby's is 1.3)

    Simmons defense seems to have fallen off pretty significantly over the last 2 seasons. Wonder why.
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Beginning to think Gin peaked at 29 and that’s why he’s always projecting
     
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  7. jrmy

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  8. Tobias

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  9. Tobias

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  10. SC

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    Simmons is a Q guy, so he’s been focusing his attention elsewhere.
     
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  11. Louis Holth

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    Hard to blame him there
     
  12. kennypowers

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    Wait, Andrelton Simmons is a Qanon guy? Has he not gotten to the part where immigrants are not, how do I put this, a key part of their grand vision for the US?
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    He's been hurt this year and only played half the season so far. Not sure if that has anything to do with it
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Settle down Kenny, I think it was a joke
     
  15. SC

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    Nah, if you go through his Twitter likes and all that, it’s all anti-vax, Covid/mask hoax stuff and the like.

     
  16. AIOLICOCK

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    Is it weird that I'm happy to see this? I've carried a frustration over us letting him go for years now. And one single tweet just unburdened me of that. :blessed:
     
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  17. Tobias

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    i too am scared pizzagate might be real. it haunts me
     
  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    LOL, literally had the same exact though. I was so pissed we let him go.
     
  19. Tobias

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    i'm not upset we let him go i am just upset the top piece we got for him was shitty ass newk
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    Imagine how little we could’ve gotten for Freddie
     
  21. Gaknight

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    The OC/Huntington beach weirdos rotted his brain
     
  22. Tobias

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    which current brave not named luke the duke is the most likely qanon believer
     
  23. Room 15

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    The Drone has sniffed around in it. He’s undecided.
     
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  24. Room 15

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    Corky Bucek
     
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  25. Gaknight

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    Thought about tagging him
     
  26. Clown Baby

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    Flowers, easily
     
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  27. Tobias

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    frenchy got him into it (after chipper got him in on it)
     
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  28. CUtigers86

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    Probably Acuna.
     
  29. Louis Holth

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    Listen, I’m not saying Sandy Hook was fake but I’m also not not saying that either.
     
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  30. Tobias

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    coppy is Q
     
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  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Flow is too busy racing his Toyota Civic with 589HP and a massive wing to worry about polotics
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    The real answer is Freddie. Chipper has 100% indoctrinated him after saving his life during the snow-pocalypses
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bug Country is probably a Trump supporter. It's hard to leave that life behind you
     
  34. Drown ‘Em

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  35. Deuce

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    Let’s be honest if they weren’t playing baseball this weekend, 90% of our team would be at a lake participating in some Trump boat parade pounding Natty Lights and White Claws listening to Lee Greenwood.
     
  36. CUtigers86

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    This take from earlier today didn’t age well.

    Yikes...
     
  37. jrmy

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    My money is on Qender
     
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  38. Festus McBadass

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    Toyota Civic?
     
  39. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    We all know who got Andrelton into dumb conspiracies right?
     
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  40. Gin Buckets

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    They announced that 5 game series' would have 0 days off, and they aren't having Max pitch on only 4 days of rest, so who are you going with? My vote would begrudgingly be the following:

    Fried
    Anderson
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    Ynoa/Bullpen
    Tomlin/Bullpen

    :blech:
     
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  41. Drown ‘Em

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    The only series which has scheduled days off is the World Series (after games 2 and 5).
     
  42. Tobias

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    folty time bayyybeeeee
     
  43. Tobias

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    add it to the reasons of why AA should be fired if we clinch and go the rest of the year without giving folty a start

    you can’t use him as an excuse for why we didn’t get a starter at the deadline and then not at least give him a shot in a zero pressure situation
     
  44. Phil Brickma

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    If it came down to a decisive Game 5 in that series 100% Max would go with only 3 days rest
     
  46. Tobias

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    which would mean we only have him once on full rest in the NLCS (and twice at most)

    fuck manfred
     
  47. One Two

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    I have noticed some players wearing their masks doing interviews when it’s unnecessary. Riley was one of them so maybe he’s turned a corner. Just need to keep him ITP
     
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  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    What didn't age well about it, shit dick? Everything is still valid.
     
  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    Basically can't lose any of the 1st 3 games
     
  50. Gaknight

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    If he lives ITP he is either in Trumphead or near the Battery in Cobb County. No other options
     
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