Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Butthead

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    Apparently the park entrances are going to be barricaded off but that doesn't stop people from walking in

    Also there's a shitload of homeless people in and around that park who are going to have a bad day
     
  2. cutig

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  3. JGator1

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    I think they're also trending because Fred Perry doesn't wanna be associated with them

     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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    The president’s son seems to be doing lots of drugs which I read as nervousness
     
  5. Redav

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    People respect us now
     
  6. Jimmy the Saint

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    So much respect, the best respect.
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sorry that's not how we deal with white nationalist
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m beginning to suspect police officers might be allowing their own political biases to influence how they treat different groups of people.
     
  9. portlandspartan

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    We don’t deserve any sympathy
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    Are those things actually bullshit?
     
  11. dome foam

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    Smart.
     
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  12. duc15

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    the Portland police have a history of texting the proud boys to let them know where to go, how to avoid getting arrested, making sure those with warrants don’t show and a line of other terrible things.
     
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  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Governor declared a state of emergency so the state police will be handling this one. Doubt it'll make a difference
     
  14. DirtBall

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    fixed imo
     
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  15. Butthead

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    It's how he deals with never earning anything in his life while being subservient to a father who doesn't give a shit about him
     
  16. Butthead

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    Pretty sure one of the state police said antifa were starting forest fires so I wouldn't hold my breath
     
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  17. duc15

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    he didn’t just say it, he told county commissioners during a county meeting that they were doing based on reports, when they discussed issuing a curfew
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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    I suggested to an acquaintance that Facebook was very bad and that it should be shutdown a few years ago. They agreed that Myanmar genocide was bad, but that people have lots of photos only on Facebook.
     
  19. beist

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    I just shooed three old lady trump supporters off my property with a leaf blower because they wouldn’t put on a mask. It was pretty fun.
     
  20. herb.burdette

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    They were knocking doors in our neighborhood as well today.
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. The Banks

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  23. Lyrtch

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  24. Doc Louis

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    They'll just move to the black/champagne/champagne striped shirts.
     
  25. beist

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    Update: so I guess the old ladies are friends with someone else in my neighborhood (not surprising knowing this guy). He came over to knock on my door and tell me I was an asshole. So we had some words and I guess this is my thing now.
     
  26. slogan119

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    You can come be my neighbor. I approve of your behavior.
     
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  27. 40wwttamgib

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    should have gotten the leaf blower
     
  28. Bruce Wayne

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  29. cutig

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    For some reason I just saw an anti McGrath commercial. It was a cop saying how bad she was. That fucking chud is probably going to be on the news someday for shooting an unarmed black man at a traffic stop
     
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  30. joe-

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    yeah but also she is bad tho
     
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  31. cutig

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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    She can’t be worse than the turtle but why is she so bad?
     
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  33. joe-

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    she’s a “fiscal conservative” who thinks the dems are moving too far left and doesn’t support universal healthcare or healthcare for immigrants and has stated that she would’ve voted to confirm kavanaugh to scotus
     
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  34. joe-

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    if she were a true patriot she would’ve gotten in her fighter jet and prevented 9/11 just like bill pullman and or randy quaid in Independence Day
     
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  35. BellottiBold

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    "every part of American life is engineered in the interest of capital" is a line that's going to stay in use for me
     
  36. The Banks

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    Like voting for a third party candidate instead of Hillary. People who give her money instead of to people with a chance to win are complicit in the right wanting fascism.
     
  37. IV

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    This is the content I pay taxes for
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    It’s been bouncing around my head all day
     
  39. beist

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    More updates (this is getting good). So apparently the ladies were working for my other neighbor, who is running for the state House of Representatives. I did not realize they were affiliated with her and they never brought it up. But I guess she was hosting a rally at her house today and that’s why they were in the neighborhood and how the boomer dickhead guy found out about this.

    She reached out was quite apologetic about them not wearing masks (She claims they were instructed to) and horrified that dickhead took it upon himself to come over and cuss me out.

    this has really taken over my day. I’m glad the ND game got cancelled because I really would have lost my shit on these people if they interrupted that.
     
  40. cutig

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    So did you start up the leaf blower and blow away the old trumptards? Should've used it on the guy too
     
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  41. Henry Blake

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    She's got the crazy eyes
     
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  42. indeed

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    Feels like this might turn into another one of those owl in my house threads
     
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  43. IV

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    Why would this go to the courts Donald? You are losing in every poll
     
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  44. The Banks

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    Those are fake news. His internal polls show him up in every state.
     
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  45. IV

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    Well in that case I'm winning as a write in in every state
     
  46. The Banks

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    And I thought bertwing was the one on here with all the internal poles
     
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  47. Mister Me Too

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    :shrug:
     
  48. beist

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    I did actually have an owl in my yard the other day, since you mentioned it.

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