Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BellottiBold

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    (He's laundering money through shell companies there)
     
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  2. BellottiBold

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    Dear IRS patriot:
    Mercer plz.
     
  3. Jimmy the Saint

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    America first!
     
  4. The Banks

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    Biden sure as fuck better bring up Russian bounties on American soldiers and Trump’s taxes on Tuesday
     
  5. The Banks

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    Question for her: how many people has Antifa killed?
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Answer: we will never really know.
     
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  7. aisle seven

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    Congrats to Big Don on having the longest audit ever recorded. We’re in what, year 5 according to him?
     
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  8. Jimmy the Saint

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    It’s a big, beautiful audit. A perfect audit.
     
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  9. CUAngler

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    How did the nyt get those returns?
     
  10. The Banks

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    Likely leaked from a brave IRS employee. NYT is gonna protect their source though.
     
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  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    more like 15
     
  12. Lyrtch

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    you'd think if it was the IRS the docs would be a clean return which wouldn't necessarily give anything away
     
  13. beerme

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    yeah let’s be clear here there’s nothing noteworthy about trump not paying taxes for 10/15 years other than our tax system sucks... I am interested to see if there’s any fraud or who he owes Excessive amounts of money to and can he afford it but this article doesn’t tell me that exactly. His mortgage coming due will Likely just get refinanced so it’s not crazy
     
  14. dblplay1212

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    Have they said how they got the returns?
     
  15. Bruce Wayne

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  16. jrmy

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    The chances of that are incredibly slim
     
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  17. BudKilmer

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    Didn’t Wesley Snipes go to jail over like a million in unpaid taxes?
     
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  18. GrizzliesDrew

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    Laughed...then realized it was a serious tweet
     
  19. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    He went to jail for not even filing returns, which is a separate charge. He got off on the fraud charges.
     
  20. Paddy Murphy

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    It’s a dense article, but to give some perspective, the Doral example where he bought it for 150 M, borrowed 125 M and has put another 200M of cash into it. I can’t describe to you how catastrophically bad that is. Any real estate investor will tell you it’s unfathomable you could allow yourself to end up in that spot. He’s in it for 350M and it’s probably not worth 100M (and may be practically worthless when the flow of grifters and favor seekers stop showing up post presidency).

    It’s so bad that you can’t even offer money laundering as a possibility for how it works, not even close.

    All you need to know is the guy sold all his stocks by 2015, missing a ton appreciation, in order to create short term liquidity and instead went and bought a ton of golf courses, which have been the single worst real estate investments you could make for 15 years. It’s impossibly stupid.
     
  21. RavenNole

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    They are truly special people
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    I’m stealing this thank you
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  25. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Peter Gammons going hard in the paint.

     
  26. joe-

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    the only thing clean I care about is the beautiful clean coal that has made america great
     
  27. BudKilmer

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  28. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  29. cutig

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  30. Jigga

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    Parscale Baker acted in FTL
     
  31. cutig

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  32. NYGator

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    attempted suicide...this day is getting ugly.

     
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  33. BrentTray

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    Thank u
     
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  34. NYGator

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  35. Beeds07

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    Damn, only attempted?
     
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  36. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    You can tell the writers think the series is about to end by how they're tying up all the ends of these loose storylines.

     
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  37. CUAngler

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    I don’t want any of these dipshits taking the easy way out
     
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  38. jrmy

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    Interesting timing Brad
     
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  39. joe-

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    brad should pull himself up by his bootstraps and then tie the bootstraps around his neck and jump off a chair
     
  40. Handcuffed

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    the comedown from the top of the maga grift chain is dark and scary