Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

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    He did not tweet this
     
  2. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    working on creesemas planning for the creesemas
     
  3. NYGator

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    Meaning someone wrote it for him...yes.
     
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  4. RavenNole

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    that tweet and he condemned proud boys on Fox News tonight. He must have seen the Biden +13 polls
     
  5. ashy larry

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    tick tock broke bitch
     
  6. ned's head

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    Obviously a +1 to the death toll would be celebrated by the world, but I have to wonder if pence would have a better shot in the election if he kicks it. I assume he would?

    Or would the election be delayed?
     
  7. bro

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    Lol no. GOP is never going to be motivated by Pence
     
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  8. NYGator

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    Meanwhile you know he is cursing up a storm and absolutely furious that he was exposed.

    also he has rapid tests. He would have an answer by now. Leads me to believe it is positive if he is quarantining. He will probably try to hide that he has it, so actions now will be everything. He’s probably still asymptomatic.
     
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  9. NYGator

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    My guess is they will try to delay the election and I would be like, RBG says hello.
     
  10. ashy larry

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    100% he’s got it lmaoooo
     
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  11. BrentTray

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    I’m sure the WH that has been honest about everything will tell us if fat boy got it.
     
  12. ned's head

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    The gop seems to be motivated by the letter R. I'd imagine that would flip all of the lincoln project people of the country since pence can at least do his evil shit behind the curtain like a good republican
     
  13. bro

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  14. Doc Louis

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    Or one of his body doubles (what, every dictator has a few) offed him and is getting ready to take his place.
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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    The president was briefly ill, but has made a full recovery. For a thousand dollar contribution, President Trump will lay his healing hands upon you and ward off the China virus permanently.
     
  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    is a Trump covid death prior to November the worst case scenario for dems?

    All that stupid American posthumous bullshit where everyone's suddenly a saint once they're dead makes him a martyr and Pence and the GOP kill it all the way down the ballot
     
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  18. Doc Louis

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    Complete with the NDA threat for recording it.
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    I think you'd see a lot more people come forward with stories about how terrible he was.
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    If he goes on a vent, we still vote?
     
  21. blotter

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    Undoubtedly

    The civility police would come out in full force after watching people all over america celebrate his passing
     
  22. Whammy

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    Laughed audibly, I could see that going to market which is also incredibly sad
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    trump could be in the incubation period he won't test positive

    if he died biden would win by 30
     
  24. Sir Phobos

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    can't move the date except via federal law which requires House, Senate, and presidential approval.
     
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  25. Lyrtch

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    the election happens no matter what (not sure if that's what you're asking but others seemed to be hinting at it)
     
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  26. RavenNole

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    I wonder if Trump tested positive on the instant test so they are doing the longer, more accurate test to confirm it.
     
  27. Lorne Malvo

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    This is very good.
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Fox will start pushing “postponing” the election as the only thing that is “fair” though.
     
  29. Drown ‘Em

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    They knew about her positive test last night and the White House didn’t mention it until they confirmed the Bloomberg reporting of the positive test tonight.
     
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  30. NYGator

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    This is my mood right now.

     
  31. Drown ‘Em

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    The longer before they announce a negative the more likely he tested positive.
     
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  32. Sir Phobos

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    just FYI for people ITT:

    moving election day would require federal law (Article II says Congress picks the date, a fairly old federal law mandated it as what it is now so a new federal law would be required to changed that)

    new Congress must be sworn in Jan 3 and president's term ends Jan 20. these two dates are in the Constitution and would take an amendment to alter.
     
  33. ned's head

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    One thing is for sure...this motherfucker has had a hell of a week
     
  34. NYGator

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  35. NYGator

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    This dampened my mood a bit...

     
  36. NYGator

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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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    No debate! Ventilate!
     
  38. NYGator

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    Imagine this scenario...Trump infected Biden at the debate.
     
  39. GrizzliesDrew

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    They didn’t shake hands did they?
     
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  40. Keef

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    No, didn’t look like they came very close
     
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  41. NYGator

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    No but Trump was yelling and dr Gupta on MSNBC said he absolutely could have infected someone from his yelling even in the audience.
     
  42. NYGator

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  43. ned's head

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    Oh god if she can take down mitch and congress's shit pit
     
  44. dougall5505

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  45. fsutony

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    Nope and I remember because I was going to throw things at my tv if Biden did.