Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

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  1. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Yeah but they had a picture to go off of
     
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  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    I show this movie to my class every year when I talk about the Lumiere Bros and their invention of the cinematograph. This is from their series of movies called Actualities. They shot entirely at real locations as opposed to Edison who almost exclusively used the Black Maria, the first movie studio, to shoot staged scenes...like Sandow the Strongman and Serpentine Dances
     
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  3. pearl

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  4. SugarShaun

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    I like the work Rihanna is doing with the SavageX ambassadors

     
  5. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  6. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Gets me every time. (with sound)

     
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  7. shaolin5

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  8. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  9. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  10. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    How does a 20 year old not know how to use an oven?
     
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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    my guess is fake
     
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  12. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    Yeah it starts trying to be funny right out of the gate.
     
  13. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I mean I still laughed. Never know. There some dumb asses out there. I’ve done some dumb shit
     
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  14. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    I 100% could have had this same conversation with my youngest brother when he was that age.
     
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  15. DUCKMOUTH

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    a dumbest thing you’ve done thread could be interesting.
     
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  16. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    I had a roommate in Colorado that was 21 and put Laundry Detergent in the dish washer. He couldn't figure out why it kept on over flowing.
     
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  17. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Except it's not a shock collar :angrycorn:
     
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  18. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    Middle figure is wrong
     
  19. laxjoe

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  20. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  21. SugarShaun

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  22. droc

    droc #1 Assassin
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  23. WillySaliba

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  24. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Shared this with some friends, got a gem back:

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  25. Kinghorn817

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    I had several roommates and friends in college that this could have happened to.

    I watched one of my roommates pour bacon grease down the drain after he poured beef grease into a can the previous night. I yelled at him and said “wtf are you doing? Get a fucking can for that grease” and he responded by explaining to me that you only need to put beef grease in a can, not bacon grease.

    People are dumb
     
  26. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    went to a tailgate after I first moved here and watched a group of 20 year olds try to bbq burgers. They kept spraying lighter fluid all over the coals and the raw burger because they thought the charcoal had to be flaming to cook the meat
     
  27. Nug

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    One of my first "adult" experiences was "responsibly" pouring bacon grease into a plastic solo cup to throw out.

    That didn't go well.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    First apartment, my roommate was cooking spaghetti-o’s on the stove top. He was using a glass baking dish instead of a pot. All was well and good until he took it off the burner and set it on the counter. Seconds later the glass bowl just exploded hot Italian napalm all over the kitchen.
     
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  29. Nug

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    I did this with my first french press.

    Poured out my coffee, immediately ran it under cold water. No bueno
     
  30. Line 4 Guy

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    The very first time i tried to grill something on my own i used one of those little bags of instant coals. I lit the bag and let it go for a couple minutes. Placed the grill over it and slapped my patties on. I was so proud of how they looked and i made the best burgers anyone has ever seen. When i took my first bit i nearly puked from the lighter fuel flavored meat.
     
  31. bigred77

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    Had a college friend replace the grease catch cup on his gas grill with a red solo cup
    Made for a pretty nice fire when the hot grease ended up melting through the rubber hose coming out of the lp tank
     
  32. Gert B Frobe

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    As a southerner, who the fuck pours out bacon grease? It's the spice of life for gods sake.
     
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  33. Nug

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    The only southern thing about me is being from Alabama and my support for the U of A athletic program.

    Other than that, left coast best coast
     
  34. One Two

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    In college I was pan frying catfish in deep skillet on the stove, probably two inches of grease. I went to get ice and a piece fell on the floor. Without thinking about I tried to Kobe to cube into the sink which was right next to the oven, and it landed directly in the hot as shit oil. Fish smelling oil daisy bomb. Kitchen was fucked up for awhile.
     
  35. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    ...and being a Braves fan

    ....and being a Saints fan
     
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  36. Nug

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    "sports fandom" is probably more accurate, then
    GBR nfm
     
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  37. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  38. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  39. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Look at that shit eating grin on his face.
     
  40. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    If I didn’t know any better, I would say that young man at the end looks EXACTLY like the young man who was taken advantage of by those devious predators.
     
  41. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    My favorite part is getting molested led him to a goatee
     
  42. The Goat

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  43. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  44. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  45. pearl

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  46. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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  47. pearl

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  48. pperc

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    Is that from Reno911?