Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

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    Doesn't he have property in UAE or somewhere?
     
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  2. JGator1

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    Yes. Because it's Ocala there was probably a meeting in there to discuss some kinda money laundering involving horse properties or something.
     
  3. dblplay1212

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    No, my point was while I find the way he talks to women gross, that ad still hit home bc it made me think of him talking to my daughter/wife like that. Thats not something I'd ever thought of. Its like talking about kids with life threatening illnesses. I can think its awful when I see a sick kid but it would hit way closer to home to someone thats lost a child. Putting a personal spin on things makes it more relatable. That was my point.
     
  4. Voodoo

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    Where’s he gonna go? The Ecuadorian embassy? Once he’s out of office he loses all his power and leverage. What country would risk their relationship with us to protect him from a prison sentence?
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

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    the answer is obvious and it is Best Korea.
     
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  6. IV

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    I love the idea of him just slumped over well done pigeon
     
  7. RavenNole

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  8. IV

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    Thin blue line flag yuck
     
  9. JGator1

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    Tucker's right wing populism

     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. Jigga

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    trumps body count is way higher
     
  12. Voodoo

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    I wouldn’t have a problem with that. Would probable worse than prison.
     
  13. jrmy

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    Even if you only count white people, which you know they are
     
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  14. RavenNole

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  15. DelapThrows

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    maybe... but my money is on a lifetime in Trump Tower in Baku, Uzbekistan.
     
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  16. bwi2

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    Azerbaijan :cmonson:
     
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  17. DelapThrows

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    sorry, you right. Friday night brain fart.
     
  18. Beeds07

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    Nowhere else to put this, but happy anniversary. 52 years ago and not much has changed.

     
  19. SD_Irish

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    He's such a fucking obtuse half-witted goon.

    Hey Tucker, why doesn't anyone ever define evil? What is evil?
     
  20. IV

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    Even as a southerner America’s ability to fail black people never ceases to amaze. For most of my life America’s favorite son has been black Jordan/Kobe/Lebron
     
  21. ohbluefan

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    Disagree on “favorite son”, more like performing monkey “entertain me and shut the fuck up”.


    I’ve never been a big Lebron fan but the guy has grown on me due to the fact he’s trying to make the world a better place, outside of basketball.
     
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  22. IV

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    Jordan was absolutely our favorite son, the other two are debatable
     
  23. ohbluefan

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    Jordan saying “Republicans buy shoes too” and not taking a side on the NC political race that year earned him some cover from the right. I wonder if he would’ve been more like Lebron the last few years if maybe the right would have gunned for him...
     
  24. jrmy

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    No they would not have liked him
     
  25. Doc Louis

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    It's when white people wear shit with supreme written on it.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    whose downfall they’d pray for every night. It’s amazing they root for them and turn around and celebrate any type of misfortune or mistake they make. Not everyone so I don’t mean that but a great deal do. They relished the controversies that they dealt with.
     
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  27. IV

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    This bothered me at a very young age
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    We used to have summer Olympics in the fall? Huge change.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Just look at the gambling allegations to know how Jordan was really seen. They loved that shit.
     
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  30. Doc Louis

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    See also: Woods, Tiger
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    it goes for celerity in general but imo it seems like it’s angrier when it’s a successful black man.
     
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  32. Nole0515

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    it was started with Russian money but never finished. my guess is Trump gets his Building finally in Moscow.
     
  33. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  34. Name P. Redacted

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    100%
     
  35. DirtBall

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    My guess, he goes to Moscow but Putin dicks him around on his Trump tower till he dies miserably during a Russian winter.

    JK. Putin will have him killed within a month after he leaves office. He was able to avoid their economic crippling sanctions for one year though.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    On that point, if you haven’t watched “Agents of Chaos” on HBO do it. It’s so clear Russia won 2016. Mueller and Obama fucked it up so much. Also, the behind the scenes from the Trump campaign showing how pissed he was when it was clear he would win. He thought he would run then retire with the tallest and most expensive property in Russian history.
     
  37. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I want to hear 2005's reaction to this
     
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  38. Killy Me Please

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    My eyes. The goggles they do nothing.
     
  39. shawnoc

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    A quick googling tells me that the rainy season in Mexico runs from June to Oct. so they scheduled the summer Olympics from October 12 to 27 that year.
     
  40. DirtBall

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    IIRC, that Australian sprinter that finished third was wearing the gloves but gave them to Smith and Carlos when they told him what they were planning, that’s why they are raising opposite hands.
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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  42. shawnoc

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    I had always heard that the dude who came in third borrowed the left glove from the dude who won the gold because he forgot to bring his gloves.
    Also, the Australian came in second.
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    sometimes you learn something from Twitter. Thank you I didn’t know this and it lead me to learn something cool and see something amazing.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Is it the angle of the picture that makes him look third? I’ve always thought he finished third.
     
  45. shawnoc

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    The Australian dude is short.
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    he was 5’6” they are 6’2”
     
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  47. PaulKemp

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    The casual vitriol I heard come out of peoples’ mouths regarding Tiger in the early 2000’s when I was working in a pro shop was disgusting but unsurprising. Was always fun to hear someone call my idol a nigger then get a knowing wink afterward like I was supposed to agree

    Pretty sure they all identify as victims now
     
  48. Name P. Redacted

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    How did Mueller fuck up 2016 considering he had left the federal government. Unless you’re talking his dumbass report, in which case I totally agree he’s useless.
     
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