The Hilary Duff Appreciation Thread: Boothpaste

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  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Settle down Shawn
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    They guy who can’t eat a regular bun at CFA without shitting is pants and dying doesn’t get to make new rules.
     
  3. Soup

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  4. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    That isn’t what happens lol. If so I’d have made historical pants shitting thread contributions as often as Emma has.
     
  5. BuckeyeRiot

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    What’s that? I can’t hear you over your genetic deficiencies.
     
  6. Soup

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    So he thought coyotes were the Mexican storks?
     
  7. Saul Shabazz

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    how would one choose a 'Yote over a Donkey in that scenario
     
  8. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  9. CF3234

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    I think he thought Mexicans were riding in on the back of Charlie Tweeder, Johnathan Moxin, and Billy Bob.
     
  10. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz We Breachin
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    Wendell did all the carrying
     
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  11. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    In Shawn's defense - and this is likely the last time you'll see me type that phrase:

    1. "coyote" is a term that a lot of people aren't familiar with, in the context it was used in
    2. his comment was made during the debate, parroting something Trump said; as I made a post about the remark as well, I assume Shawn's was, like mine, less questioning the possibility of actual coyotes smuggling children into the US, and more a question of what out dumbass president was willing to not only believe possible, but also repeat

    Please let's return to Lizzie's amazing ass.
     
  12. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    [​IMG]
     
  13. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I was actually defending myself. :welpseeyalater:
     
  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    Did you just admit to Shaun being your alt account?
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    No I thought that’s what Trump was saying.
     
  16. Shawn Hunter

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    This
     
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    It's Shawn!

    I mean...nope.
     
  18. prerecordedlive

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    I think I’m bought into the idea that she’s the most physically attractive woman on the planet.

    I’m willing to hear counterpoints but not in this sacred thread.
     
  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  20. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  21. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  22. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Just a turnoff for me. Always has been.
     
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  23. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Can’t believe you are turned off by tattoos. Your mom must be crushed!
     
  24. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I think it's fine to not be attracted to tattoos

    Blanket statements like "tattoos on women are trashy" are gross though. For a variety of reasons
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Have you called your mother yet to let her know you think she is trashy?
     
  26. BuckeyeRiot

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    he prolly just nudge her and say it.
     
    #376 BuckeyeRiot, Oct 23, 2020
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  27. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Of all the pop stars and actresses from my youth

    Mandy Moore
    Hillary Duff
    Jessica Simpson
    Jennifer Love
    Britney Spears
    Christina Aguilera

    The first two seemed to be in the lead at this point.
     
  28. BuckeyeRiot

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    Jessica is nipping at their heels currently.
     
  29. War Grundle

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    Before my wedding I did ask her to wear something that would cover them up. She had no issues. She knows I don’t care for them.
     
  30. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Bowling champ? Would like to attempt the 7-10 split.
     
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  31. dump

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    I still love JLH

    but its tough when you peak greatness at such a young age
     
  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    none of them have anything on hilary imo
     
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  33. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    JLH in Heartbreakers is peak celebrity hotness imo
     
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  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  35. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    yeah still hilary for me

    she’s hot tho
     
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  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Did your wife care?
     
  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    It's almost as if the shorter your extreme fame lasts, the less likely to be a fucking mess when you get older.
     
  38. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    What a terrible set of pictures to make an argument for Moore with...
     
  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I just posted it because dtx is a Chasten-stan

    Stay in your lane pal
     
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  40. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I'd like to stay in her lane.
     
  41. HotMic

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    Take this discussion to the 90’s girls who ain’t got nothing on Duff thread.

    Thanks,

    Management
     
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  42. DetroitNole

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    Yall sleeping on Jojo. This thread and the Jojo thread deliver
     
  43. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I don't know how to logically square this except that he's attracted to his mom. Help computer.

    but not to continue the derail

    [​IMG]
     
  44. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    At the very least it suggests he would be attracted to her if it weren't for her trashy tatts
     
  45. Evil Homer

    Evil Homer New guy please be nice

    WarOedipus take it easy man
     
  46. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I would fuck my mom if she weren't so trashy
     
  47. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    The tattoos were a protective measure to stop him from walking into the bathroom while she showered
     
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  48. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Amanda Bynes says hi.
     
  49. TeeDee

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    Don't go here. It opens your curiosity and the next thing you know, you're meeting up with a petite 95 pound tinder chick covered in tattoos and peircings that opens up two chester drawers filled with toys and torture devices that collectively weigh more than she does.

    That part is actually a blast, it's when you start riding places with her and you end up listening to her favorite 4 screamo songs with My Chemical Romance in between, and eventually call it off and end up double checking the locks on your doors before bed for the next few weeks - months, just in case that it becomes a problem. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
     
  50. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Someone did the Freud joke already, but I like this better
     
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