MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    Bestern conference standings:

     
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    We’re a shit games in hand but a win tonight we are actually in decent position to make the playoffs which honestly no one thought 4 weeks ago........Too bad Almeyda didn’t pull the trigger earlier with the GK switch and playing a more conservative style on defense
     
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    Spoke too soon
     
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    My boy gonna get laid:

     
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    Self-own for the Lesstern Conference
     
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    Y’all wanna stay up all night, drink hot cocoa, and talk about how dreamy Alan Pulido is? Ya, me too.
     
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    I mean, for starters, those thighs...whoooo boy
     
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    wow a mid day el trafico and it's on abc, shame no Vela and the Galaxy are trash though
     
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    oh damn Vela's back, nice
     
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    woah
     
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    If Rossi decides to quit soccer he looks like a natural at diving lol
     
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    That was the longest half time ever
     
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    Sub in Vela you cowards
     
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    Omg PRO. They don’t even try to hide it anymore.
     
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    BREAKING:

    Carlos Vela is good at kicking a soccer ball into a soccer net.
     
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    I don’t think Ike has ever seen the field for Minn vs KC but I think that’s more a personal thing than anything like this.

     
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    Lol. Ruidiaz is so good. He’s a backflip and ripping up a ref’s book away from cementing himself as the Sounder’s GOAT
     
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    I don’t blame him one bit if he leaves for that job....till the Quakes decide to spend a few dollars it’s a losing battle
     
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    man I'm so damn thirsty just for even a rumor from our coaching search at this point
     
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    Once again DonG stealing ideas directly from my posts:

     
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    Haha. Oh Chivas. Crazy ass goats.

     
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    Why are “teams” in this Mickey Mouse league allowed to play on shitty ass turf?
     
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    Timmy Melia just past the ultimate GOAT Tony Meola as the all time KC save leader. 6th season for each of them.
     
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    What is, things everyone agrees Atlanta United is....

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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    I know that's why I posted it
     
  42. DirtBall

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    TIMMY FUCKING MELIA!!!!!!!!!
     
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    PK KING!!!!!
     
  44. Squints

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    Fire-Union game is AIDS. So much time wasting by Chicago. Ref going along with it.
     
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    They did the same thing against us
     
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    Aaron Long>Tom Barlow

     
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    Congrats to our Red Bull posters. Being able to beat the (checks notes) Leastern conferences 9th best team.
     
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    Orlando going in dry
     
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    Dike has the size/athleticism of an NFL safety and is still just 20 y/o.