Nature is scary thread

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  1. Bankz

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  3. Babou

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  4. War Grundle

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    Fuck that
     
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    Misleading photo
     
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  7. Bankz

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    It is... he does say the shark is only 15-16ft long
     
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  9. Manny

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    Jesus H. Christ.

     
  10. bigred77

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    Getting a like itt from the nature boy got me like
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  11. Emma

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    Essentially a seal meeting its doom by polar bear

     
  12. War Grundle

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    No chance in hell Im going in the water near Capetown.
     
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  13. spagett

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    Man, fuck sharks

    All of em
     
  14. Pelican

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    Thats fucking terrifying.
     
  15. Doc Louis

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    Kyle seemed more interested in filming it than running away
     
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  16. IHHH

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    He was baiting the cat, no doubt.
     
  17. IHHH

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    I just hope he was not going to shoot it if it attacked
     
  18. One Two

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    Turning your back on a mountain lion is the worst thing you can do. They prefer to attack from behind as this limits their likelihood of being injured.
     
  19. Emma

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    You don't want to turn your back or make yourself smaller against a large cat

    Guy pretty much did all he could minus be louder/more obnoxious and finding a large stick
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    I know, other large cats are like that. Seems like he did the best he could outside of avoiding that trail when the mother was with her cub at her 20 second mark
     
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  21. Ray McKigney

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    That is now my worst nightmare, if only because that situation, while highly unlikely to occur, at least seems remotely plausible
     
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  22. backinblack23

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    I don’t know if it would have been the right thing to do but that cougar would have been catching this old mans fastrock as much as I could throw them.
     
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  23. Emma

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    Thing was in protection mode rather than I'm going to kill you mode

    I suppose the two are the same
     
  24. THF

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    Apparently there is a longer video where he is seen fucking with the cougars cubs. If true he deserves way worse than what he got.
     
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    He should have sucked the dad cougar’s dick.
     
  26. xec

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    Maybe it’s my imagination, but that terrain looks like one of my hiking areas in Utah.
     
  27. Pelican

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    Slate Canyon Trail near Provo.
     
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    That was scary as fuck when it lunged at him.
     
  29. HotMic

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    Thing would have been gone if he flung a few at it.

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    Pretty sure that’s what he does at the end when it finally runs off
     
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  32. AbeFroman

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    Link?
     
  33. Cabs

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    Can’t get the Reddit link to work so not sure if it’s the same video but it looks like he walks up on the Cubs and tries to keep his distance

     
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  34. THF

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    This was in another thread.


     
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  35. AbeFroman

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    I did a sunrise hike up Quandary Peak outside of Breckenridge by myself. A mountain goat baby & momma came up the summit while I was there. The mom stayed back but the baby started to approach out of curiosity. I clapped and the thing just kept coming. These things are docile but I took no chances and just bailed. Momma animals do weird shit sometimes.

    I can't imagine how quickly I would back up if I saw cougar or bear cubs on the trail.

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  36. Pelican

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    They did an interview with the guy. He said he thought they were small bobcats or something rather than cougar cubs.
     
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  37. UKupNorth

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    This gives me horrible anxiety.
     
  38. The B1G Kucktis

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    I can see why he made the mistake because some cougar cubs would be similar size to most bobcats. He is lucky as fuck.

    Also, we have 7 mule deer running through our neighborhood and it’s only a matter of time the mountain lions that live nearby will kill one. My neighbor thought one was nesting behind his backyard fence in the spring. Only 50 yards from my house, real cool.
     
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  40. Emma

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  43. southlick

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  44. War Grundle

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    Glad bear got a way.
     
  45. skrouse

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    That was really neat to see. Think I agree with the one, uh, "informed" voice, the wolves were just trying to clear him out of their territory. Didn't really want a fight
     
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  46. bertwing

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    Got a good laugh out of this one
     
  47. Emma

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  48. CloudBerry

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    That's gotta smart