Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. AptosDuck

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    Feisty Daniel Ocean is the best Daniel Ocean
     
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  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    That’s no way to vote. Plus, Danny is very evenhanded with his wet blanketness.
     
  3. bertwing

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    Ehhhh
     
  4. HuskerInMiami

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    Wouldn’t that be 208? When I typed it out I was like no way it’s one a week. But it’s also more than 1/month. last week was legos. Currently it’s pressure washing lol. So I can at least enjoy some of them.
     
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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m not hurting anything. IRL I don’t associate with anyone who supports trump. I’d tell them to fuck off. Anyone who is voting for trump is a racist asshole or an idiot. I said if “your wife is ....” she isn’t so my words don’t apply to her, right? Fuck trump and fuck his supporters.
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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    he didn’t say good. You fat hairy pig. You’re overdue for a good spit roasting.
     
  7. bertwing

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    How about you go jerkoff in the bathroom about 4-5 times and then come back a little more relaxed
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    him voting for Trump gets me closer to my sweet Alaskan beer some sweet dice and a very sweet carving made from prehistoric tusks so it’s all part of the plan The Banks
     
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  9. AptosDuck

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    How was rimming week?
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

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    lol like I haven’t already
     
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  11. ned's head

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  12. Josey Wales

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    Crowd into those buses during a pandemic. Brilliant.
     
  13. bertwing

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    fwiw this bet is not officially accepted as president of the official bert Election Day bet welching enforcement committee at this time but is under consideration.
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    TOOOOOBEEEEEFAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRR it’s not a bet. He said if I am right and Trump wins he’d get me those things.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    It just blows my mind that people think it’s ok (or at least more acceptable) to insult and degrade people for trivial things like sports affiliation but expect you to be nice to people who make awful political choices that result in far greater, real-life consequences. If you are mad at people giving you shit for voting for ghoulish fascists, stop voting for ghoulish fascists. If people criticizing you for doing it makes you want to do it again, then you’re reaffirming why they called you out in the first place.
     
  16. IV

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    Punch a nazi
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    and to be clear I didn’t call HuskerInMiami ’s wife anything I said anyone who is considering voting for Trump those things. He said she wasn’t so obviously words don’t apply to her. I also can’t believe me saying those things about Trump supporters is somehow controversial or considered anything but 100% true.
     
  18. Lyrtch

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    reading about how sports and other benign tribal competitions became increasingly popular as proxy pressure release valves for uhhh more real problems was enlightening

    once the pressure gets bad enough the sports shit doesn't work, but if you can keep the masses somewhat content you can easily keep them occupied crying about the latest movie that is nostalgia fuel for their childhood or their arbitrary sports fandom again someone elses arbitrary sports fandom
     
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  19. fsutony

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    Only Trump hates Trump supporters more than I do.
     
  20. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, you deserve some of the guff you get, but not in this situation at all.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    someone as loveable as me deserves nothing but a LA trifecta Lakers, Doyers and Chargers
     
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  22. ned's head

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    I just love that those idiots lined up by the thousands to see a guy who could not be bothered to have an intern put any logistical thought into their experience. He literally could not care less about any of them.

    Also, maybe the late night alley congregation and subsequent bus ride will give that virus another bite at the apple.
     
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  23. IV

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    Who knew we had so many sadomasochist
     
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  24. Blu Tang Clan

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    Horny for Herbert, eh?
     
  25. RavenNole

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    so they are bussing these people into these rallies? From where?
     
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  26. IV

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    Jr is 100% being trained to speak like his father.

    the cocaine speeds up the cadence though
     
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  27. portlandspartan

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    I hope they wait forever and then when the buses finally arrive the headlights go out and they plow into the crowds.
     
  28. London Humphreys

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    Or you could just show her one.

     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. Can I Spliff it

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  31. Butthead

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  32. dblplay1212

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    So far we've gotten the laptop and this Russian guy tonight. What else can they come up with to try to replicate Comey?
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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  34. Daniel Ocean

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    On what?
     
  35. Butthead

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    that board is like texags, but super poor
     
  36. AptosDuck

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  37. Butthead

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    AptosDuck hangs out with those people irl
     
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  38. Butthead

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    you first
     
  39. dblplay1212

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    Anything. They want anything to stick.
     
  40. AptosDuck

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    I just show up every few weeks to remind them that they're all dumb cunts
     
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  41. Can I Spliff it

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    this omaha scanner twitter is upsetting for a while until I remember these people are trying to completely undo the notion of law and humanity in the government because trump does infomercials voices on TV and whines on twitter constantly about "not being given a shot :( " and then it becomes really funny
     
  42. Butthead

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    but you also hang out with them
     
  43. Drown ‘Em

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    Wow, this one got me good. upload_2020-10-28_0-2-13.gif
     
  44. AptosDuck

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    I drink with them when Washington plays at Cal. Know your enemy
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    I meant what did you see it on. Watching Netflix after the Doyer game so haven’t watched any news.
     
  46. Butthead

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    lol this was some weak shit, even for you
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    The Russian guy? Some Tucker interview tonight. There was a tweet in here or the election thread that had part of it.
     
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  48. AptosDuck

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    Most HH members don't post in the Tug

    HTH
     
  49. Butthead

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    :pffft: spin it!