Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  3. IV

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    Next year we should just create the Slugs for Salt party
     
  4. BudKilmer

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  5. Henry Blake

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    Bunch of trauma bonded codependents who will still pull the lever for pres T on Tuesday.
     
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  6. Xander Crews

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    This is fantastic
     
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  10. Doc Louis

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    Wait till next year? Typical saltist attitude
     
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    He can eat shit but that's pretty solid tweetery .
     
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  12. bro

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    Acab
     
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    I didn’t realize that this piece of shit tweeted out the Russian state TV interview. This is where he chooses to get interviewed. Very telling.
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Happy national murdered by aliens day everybody! We did it!
     
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  16. Doc Louis

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    I don't think they have enough tear gas on hand for all the maga chuds showing up wanting Hillary Clinton locked up.

    And those were some really half assed Halloween costumes they were wearing.
     
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  17. BP

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  18. NYGator

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    This all but confirms that he will be encouraging violence when he loses.

    I’ve never owned or even fired a gun in my life, but me and my friend decided yesterday that we are going to pick up a few shotguns today. It’s a decision I never thought I would have to make, or want to make.
     
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  19. shaolin5

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    I highly recommend getting a Mossberg 500 or 590 (.12 gauge). Great for home/self defense, EXCELLENT craftsmanship and VERY reasonably priced.
    I brought a 590 tactical the day before West Virginia went on lock down and the closer we get to the election the happier I am I have it.
    Plus WV is experiencing a simultaneous Meth/Heroin epidemic and it's nice to know if someone tries to break in, I have some protection.
    I hope and pray when I "rack" the pump that the sound scares whomever away, because I'm not shooting someone over any possessions, they can have it as long as they don't bother my wife, son or daughter.
     
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  20. NYGator

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    Thanks, I’ve researched that and it definitely got high marks. Agreed, take my shit, but can’t touch my family.

    Probably going to go with a Mossberg 590 and a Beretta A300.
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Remember it’s a lot easier to repair drywall if you use birdshot
     
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  23. shaolin5

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  24. shaolin5

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    Absolutely fantastic

     
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  25. GoodForAnother

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  26. Sub-Zero

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    What exactly are they told to look out for at the polls?
     
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  27. cutig

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    Black and brown people trying to vote
     
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  29. kennypowers

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    “Hi I haven’t seen you around here, do you live in the neighborhood?” Asks the Karen to the black man, as if she knows every single person in a 50 mile radius.
     
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  30. Butthead

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    Maybe Agent Smith was onto something with his "dull cow eyes" remark about humans
     
  31. Henry Blake

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  32. GordoBombay

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    Trump and his family have severely damaged this country. It's going to take years to recover from the shit stain they have left.
     
  33. HoosDaMan

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    Trump merely harvested the crops. The GOP broke ground, fertilized, seeded...
     
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  34. IV

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    If we recover, the only way I see to move forward is bringing back dueling with flintlock pistols
     
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    I think the cautionary statements around “civil war” become less hyperbolic if this is the path the courts take us on. It may be foolish, but this is the most blatant way to steal an election and if it was the plan Barr would’ve announced an investigation into Hunter and others already because that’s actually easier to effect turnout than protracted litigation.
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fuck Bob

    Good lord
     
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  37. IV

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    Dale said in context it's not as bad
     
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  38. *DIESEL*

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    Somehow, this is even worse than 2000. Iirc, in 2000 they stopped a legitimate and legal recount. Here, it's not even a recount. They're trying to stop the initial counting of votes. It's asinine and should be the biggest topic of every media outlet today.
     
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  39. Henry Blake

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    Yep. Trying to destroy the country.
     
  40. Truman

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  41. afb

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    for some reason I never realized he wasnt married and never had kids
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    The blacks. Obviously.
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    It's that weird lack of wedding band, wife and kids that seemed to slip by SC voters for such a long time though.
     
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