Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    here's something to take the edge off today
     
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  2. The Banks

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    Typically these projecting religious closeted homosexuals do a better job of hiding it by finding a girl that likes money, popping a couple viagra and churning out a couple kids to put on the facade of a wholesome all-american family.

    Then theres Lady G.
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    You never heard all the closeted homosexual jokes made about him?
     
  4. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  5. GordoBombay

    GordoBombay Well-Known Member
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    Tuesday is going to be very ugly I am afraid.
     
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  6. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    yes, but I assumed
    he did this^
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  8. The Banks

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    It is still October, said at 11 AM on 11/1/11. This guy might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. Good thing hes just a racist D-list celebrity.
     
  9. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Ratioooooo
     
  10. Truman

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    He's playing all the hits.

    Been a while since we've heard about immigrant caravans. Perhaps that's on deck
     
  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I still can’t believe someone on here claimed Joe Straus is “basically a Republican”

    I mean I can but I don’t have to enjoy it!
     
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  12. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    From 2011
     
  13. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    The faint echoes of birth certificates and emails bouncing off lifted pickup trucks in the parking lot.
     
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  14. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    He’s going to demand Hunter Biden’s birth certificate.
     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The science understander
     
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  16. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Counterpoint:

    Average high temp this week in Chicago will be 65.
     
  17. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    So many falling for the 9 year-old tweet. SAD!
     
  18. beerme

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    kamalas
     
  19. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I knew it was old as soon as there was less than like 1k engagement. This was obviously pre-buying-bot-likes-and-follows.
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    The fucking date is on the tweet.
     
  21. The Banks

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    And only like 2 people didnt notice.
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    And they say a perfect tweet doesn’t exist

     
  23. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    My dad assured me all the guns in his house are currently loaded and placed in the safe, except one hidden near the safe.

    Apparently he expects Tuesday to get REALLY ugly.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    he makes up the dumbest shit.
     
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  26. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    So weird
     
  27. westcoastbias

    westcoastbias Well-Known Member
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    These people are cowards. They'll scatter like cockroaches if Biden wins.
     
  28. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Trump has been encouraging his supporters to disregard election results for 4.5 years. I think NilesIrish ‘s dad is being paranoid, but I also wouldn’t at all be shocked if there are numerous instances of RWNJ violence.
     
  29. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    i bought a 2 month supply of totinos pizza rolls

    not related to the election just doing my normal sunday shopping
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    BIL bought a new AR
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  32. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    It would be hilarious if he just won’t leave the White House but Biden just starts governing from home same way everyone else is working from home
     
  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Full mask-off with that fuck now.
     
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Once great party ha ok
     
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  36. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Maybe, but for sure the most fervent members of his cult are going to lash out and/or disrupt in some places. They’ve shoved their chips all-in with this clown and have nothing else to believe in.
     
  37. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Hope there’s a big dose of England going into lockdown on tv tomorrow
     
  38. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I mean they did one pretty great thing about 157 years ago
     
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  39. Hank Scorpio

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  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    ok sure if you switch their jerseys then yeah wow great party
     
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  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    means Lincoln, I guess
     
  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Slytherins would vote Republican
     
  43. fsutony

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    Bought a month supply of Energy Drinks and Jerky. Let the chaos begin.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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