Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. shaolin5

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  2. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    I want Rudy G in prison more than any other politician. More than Trump
     
  3. RavenNole

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    bloomberg should buy the debt for 50-75 cents on the dollar. If trump doesn’t pay, he can seize trumps assets. That would be a fitting end to the Trump era.
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    It's 40 degrees here, time to go stand in lines and act like I'm not a dumbass for not voting early.

    --people in Georgia who waited to vote
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    It's ok middle school literature teacher, I got the reference.
     
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  6. Fancy

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    it's happening
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    I'm listening to this



    And this




    On repeat
     
  8. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Trump - "I'll think we will top it. 306. We will top it."
     
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  9. prerecordedlive

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    I want the big, beautiful electoral map projected onto all of his buildings when he loses.

    I want that shit shaved into his fairways at his shitty golf courses.
     
  10. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    today might be the day I start smoking again :ohdear:
     
  11. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    Game day.
     
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  12. Bishop

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    Glad I saved some bingeable TV shows so I can ignore all the news today.

    Let's end this nightmare!
     
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  13. ButchCassidy

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    When should we start paying attention to the news? Once the polls start closing? 7pm edt?
     
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  14. beerme

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    Yeah that’s about right
     
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  15. Uncle Tupelo

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    First polls close at 6 eastern. I'd start about then.
     
  16. Lyrtch

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    those won't really tell us toooo much
     
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  17. Uncle Tupelo

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    Yeah, definitely not. I was just saying that's when I'll personally start tuning into election day coverage.
     
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  18. Voodoo

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    Aren’t some states counting the mailed ballots immediately? When do they release those results.
     
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  19. BleedinGreen

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    The early counters will put their numbers out when the polls close so Florida will likely see a massive Biden lead early.
     
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  20. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  21. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  22. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    *est
     
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  23. bro

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    I am turning on the news for the evening at 6 MT, 8 eastern.
     
  24. joe-

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    interesting

     
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  25. BudKilmer

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  26. BellottiBold

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    And every last piece of shit GOP lawmaker
     
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  27. Lucky24Seven

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    Irony: Saw a mask hanging up in a vehicle today that was advertising “Trump 2020 MAGA”
     
  28. Tarpon Nole

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    He was too stupid to make millions off those plus free advertising
     
  29. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  30. timo

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    It's hymn time:

    :yousoright:
    :ohdear:
     
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  31. Biff Bridges

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    Assuming the motive because of Trump flags is very dumb, but it's 99% arson because they burned a combine, tractor, grain cart, and two trucks that were parked far enough apart and being in a picked field, it would be extremely difficult for it to catch other equipment on fire even if the combine had a bad bearing and started on fire (which is indeed common). Also, insurance isn't covering the loss.

    It's suspicious for sure but immediately crying about being discriminated against as Trump voters in an area that's overwhelmingly pro-Trump is a joke. Most likely a couple meth heads and lol at it being some antifa shit. Foh.
     
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  32. RavenNole

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  33. Artoo

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    Surprising actually. Not that she didn't wear one, but that everyone else there was. Florida, after all.
     
  34. HuskerInMiami

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    Every person I saw when I was by the beach Sunday had a mask on. I was in awe and was trying to find someone maskless. Only people without were driving their trucks up and down A1A (which is fine bc they're in their trucks). Many people in Broward county wear their masks. It's weird to see anyone without one.
     
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  35. RavenNole

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  36. jrmy

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    Do Errol Webber next
     
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  37. BlazingRebel

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    In line with a bunch of stupid ass people with masks in their hands.
     
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  38. Vito Corleone

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  39. VaxRule

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    Beachfront Avenue? Were the girls hot wearing less than bikinis?
     
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  40. toddzo

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    I was in Miami for Labor Day wknd and hardly anyone was wearing a mask at the beach or walking around Miami Beach in general
     
  41. PeterGriffin

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    The thread discipline today has been nearly perfect to this point. Well done, chaps.
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    TIL that HuskerInMiami is a rockman lover who drives a Lamborghini.
     
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  43. AIOLICOCK

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    Which states adopted the "our electoral votes go to the popular vote winner" law, and is Nevada one of them?
     
  44. Prospector

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  45. Prospector

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  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    A bunch have but I think it has to reach a certain threshold of states in order for it to take effect and that number hasn’t been reached yet.