Tommy Tuberville running for Alabama senate with Sean Spicer as his Offensive Coordinator

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  1. dump

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    Alabama US Senator Thomas Tuberville
     
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  2. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    glad they chose this photo of dougie describing a heaving pair of breasts
     
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  3. TylerDurden

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    fucking hell Alabama get your shit together
     
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  4. IV

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    it’s never been together, although we did barely vote down a theocrat
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    Starting to think this Tuberville guy is a worse human than he was a football coach.

     
  6. Redav

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    Man that's fucked up. One year the charity didn't give anything towards its mission
     
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  9. southlick

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    Tubby didn't show up to a debate tonight.

     
  10. Truman

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    No showed like all his auburn teams, pawwwwwwl!
     
  11. Matt Foley

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    Like it was an 11am Jefferson Pilot Sports game.
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    The three Dave's were way before Truman's time.

    Way back when college football games were shown regionally
     
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  15. Truman

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    Lets hope Tubbs hired Bo Pelini for election day
     
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  16. Nostradumass

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    What committee would Senator Tubberville be on? Agriculture?

    Can you imagine him trying to remember all the parliamentary rules?
     
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    Bama fans voting in Tuberville to represent their state

    some weak ass shit for such a storied rivalry
     
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  18. The Blackfish

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    Wife and I finished voting.

    +2 for Dougie
     
  19. JGator1

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    Am I crazy for thinking a portion of the gop will push for him in 2024 after he spends every day as a senator (he's not gonna actually work) on Fox News/OAN/Newsmax playing the hits?
     
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  20. Deuce

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    As of now Shelby is going to retire in 2024. Making Tommy the Senior Senator from Alabama.

    There will be a ton of people who run in 2024. And I imagine again in 2026 to primary Tubs.
     
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  22. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Is there a resource that will show how many Trump/Jones or Biden/Tubs ballots there were?
     
  23. NineteenNine

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    Zero.
     
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  24. IV

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    I think there will be quite a few Jorgensen/Jones, Trump/Jones ballots. Probably a lot less Biden/Tubs, but some
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    I would love to meet a Biden/Tubs voter.
     
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  27. IV

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    theyve seen enough of a Trump to hate him and swing to Biden but didn’t pay attention and voted R down the rest of the ticket
     
  28. NineteenNine

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    Yeah, that seems plausible.
     
  29. ramszoolander

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    I hope Jones breaks 40%, but I don't see it.
     
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  31. gus_chiggins

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    Not that it matters, but +1 for DJ
     
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    Donald J Trump??????
     
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  33. gus_chiggins

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    I’ve been had! FUCK
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    He’s voting for Trump because people were mean to him.
     
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    +1 for Dougie
     
  36. southlick

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    Tubby's up like 60/40 with 33% reporting :(
     
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  37. spagett

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    It's a stupid state, so yea
     
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  39. SuperCam

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    Jones didn’t beat Roy Moore by much. All Tuberville had to do was essentially not commit sexual misconduct before the election

    :shocker: it’s alabama
     
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    Auburn beats Bama once again
     
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  42. Oranjello

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    Straight ticket voting is the primary culprit IMO. Look at % of votes by Trump and Tubberville
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    He’s such a piece of shit.
     
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  45. TeeDee

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    What's that? The first Republican to challenge for the seat that (to our knowledge) is not a pedophile won it back? I'm sincerely shocked, Alabama.
     
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  46. TeeDee

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    A large portion of his votes came because it was a name they recognized, without a doubt.
     
  47. NineteenNine

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    That’s exceptionally shitty. Not shocking though.
     
  48. Butthead

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    I guess we should have feared the thumb after all
     
  49. Savage Rob Chubb

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    Yep. Tubs now 8-3 vs. Bama.
     
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  50. Barves2125

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    He mentioned AOC in his acceptance speech if that gives you an idea of the people that voted for him.
     
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