HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by One Man Wolfpack, Jul 2, 2016.

  1. Festus McBadass

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    What a waste of money
     
  2. Gaknight

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    Did y’all forget he also doubles as the pitching coach?
     
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  3. jrmy

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    Yeah 850k of that is his assistant pitching coach salary
     
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  4. Room 15

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    I don't hate the signing, he has value in the bullpen.

    Just not in high leverage situations in playoff games you dumb fuck snit
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    Hell yes, look at Liberty Media spending some fucking money

    I do like the deal
     
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  6. jrmy

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    He just needs to be the innings sponge from now on
     
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  7. Boom TittyMilk

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    Clown Baby probably sacrificed a 4 day weekend for a 3 day weekend to make this deal happen.

    we appreciate your sacrifices kind sir
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    I had to downgrade my kids, Bressly and Chevin, from first class to business
     
  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    Not sure how they will be able to enjoy the islands now
     
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  10. Clown Baby

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    I fear they won’t understand the sacrifices I’ve made until they’re mid-level executives of a corporately owned professional baseball team
     
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  11. Festus McBadass

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    This is official
     
  12. ashy larry

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  13. rv12

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  14. SC

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  15. Tobias

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    congrats to freddie on his award but until we win a title i won’t forgive him for 2019
     
  16. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  17. Clown Baby

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    [​IMG]
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well someone's at the top of shitty offseason poster rankings
     
  19. jrmy

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    Just shorted Loubias stock on this news

    Money machine going brrrrrrrrr
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    #ShiftThat
     
  21. ashy larry

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    interesting
     
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  22. Hewwow

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    Anyone have access to our new prospect rankings on Baseball America?

     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    probably a pipe dream b/c the Atlanta Braves REIT portfolio is being crushed...and that's our main focus over being a championship baseball team
     
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  24. SC

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    Pache
    Anderson
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    Bryse
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    Shuster
    Davidson
     
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  25. SC

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    Best Tools
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kyle Wright no long a prospect or not in the top 10?
     
  27. SC

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    No longer considered a prospect with the amount of inning he's thrown.
     
  28. Fuck this

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  29. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Might as well have lit that money onf fire
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    Last full year of baseball he had an ERA of like 7.

    Very cool
     
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  32. Gaknight

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    If they let Ozuna walk after that much on a meh pitcher
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Sir, he's a Starter
     
  34. Gaknight

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    Sorry trying to keep up with basketball right now
     
  35. Owsley

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    Seems like a lot of money but idk
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm taking this as a sign that the Braves are ready to really spend some money across the board. Probably resign Bug and add another quality OF Bat

    :pffft:
     
  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So last season doesn't count at all?
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    This is a curious move
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Depends
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    We needed a starter. Just sucks that we spend 11,000,000 on a #5 vs maybe trying to acquire a guy who might actually pitch in the post season.

    But hey, this isn't fantasy baseball bud
     
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  41. CUtigers86

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    I don’t get it and it seems like a lot of money, but i’m also not going to proactively bitch that this is going to stop us from making other moves.
     
  42. SC

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    It was a really good 26 innings, but it also was...just 26 innings. I don't mind the gamble, but the price seems too high. Ultimately will depend on what they follow it up with.
     
  43. Boom TittyMilk

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    Is he also taking the title of assistant to the pitching coach?
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    And he only threw 5 innings twice. A lot of 3-4 inning outings.
     
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  45. NP13

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    Sounds like a Smylie/Tomlin combo can get you about 6-7 innings
     
  46. jrmy

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    My sources are saying Josh Tomlin has moved him to the other side of the rubber