MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

lol a shootout lasting more than 3 rounds

 

Holy shit Tessman with the power

 

Damn, Tessman's pk was perfect

 

this will never end

 

Awful

 

I'm gonna be really upset if this FC Dallas team wins it. I like the kids but the rest are a bunch of cunts

 

FCD didn’t play Portland OR Seattle OR LAFC

 

All year have given up late equalizers or winners. A fitting way to go out.

 

So much this

 

will be difficult but I plan on making it all the way through to the inevitable Seattle/LAFC pk's tonight

 

too much wind resistance from Muyl's thick and luscious stache to run that ball down

 

damn, two offside goals disallowed for Jhonder

 

What a miss by Muhktar

 

Ffs

 

My goodness Nash, put in on goal

 

Ffs ffs
We def aren’t going to win with all these missed chances

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

 

2.5 sitters in a 5 minute span

 

oh my word

 

Pozuelos balls are always inch oerfect

 

I miss him so much

 

Hard to say what’s worse between Tor’s defending and Nash’s finishing.

 

Scum

 

Holy shit how did Nashville not score there

 

god dammit

 

Cursed

 

Oh no

 

This isn’t fair

 

can't believe Mukhtar was able to slip through for that look

 

Handball and PK in NE-Phi imo

 

BALL DONT LIE BITCHES

 

oh dang

doop derp

 

Goals 60 seconds apart in each game. Let’s go.

 

I wasn’t prepared for smack talk at this elite level when i entered this thread.

 

So Nashville is the most successful expansion club since Chicago. Who would of guessed.

 

my sophistication knows no bounds

 

that is some seriously embarrassing defending.

 

Phiily is getting played off the pitch

 

Of course that hack “CotY” fails Jim ‘beef’ Curtins doesn’t heed my advice. A sackable offense IMO.

 

Alright, no TFC, need Vela to do the lords work tonight.

 

even as a neutral that final minute of stoppage took a year or two off my life

 

They need to turn down the Bruce mic a bit